JJO Morning Show Podcast

Tommy Lee and his cocaine fueled pilot are the anti friendly skies.  Lay off the egg nog for your livers sake. Try my shrimp paste.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nate gave us a fart machine and we've never been happier.  Werewolfnado = new fear unlocked.  Lance has been eating a few too many edibles.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just say no to holiday parties. No secrets are safe from your spouse!!!  Shirley Manson let a drunk lady have it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Possum in an xmas tree.  Hot air balloons are the worst.  Don't eff with bear spray, bruh.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dudes and their confidence never cease to surprise me.  Marty McCoy from the Lonely Ones checks in.  You're gonna need a bigger boat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At work mammograms for JJO Staffers.  Expensive tshirts are not for boomers.  Pizza Pthursday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop doing weird things to your junk.  Sharon Stone is comin' for your loins. Holiday party hookups.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan can't stop cheating.  They stole a Christmas tree from a dude named Jesus.   Cat Chat makes us regret comin' to work today.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inflation versus Kevin McAllister.  Everyone knows you bring WEED to Thanksgiving, not coke.  The Kiss nobody asked for.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got duped outta a wreath I wanted.  Danger has barbies.  That's a finger in my salad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Endless shrimp equals endless debt.  Pizza Pthursday.  The Golden Bachelor is kind of a dick.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Those xmas movies be slutty!  Windsor AF?  Beeeeeer!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cross country skiing athletes are freezin' their peens off.  We do a deep dive on streaking.  We solve the elk in McFarland mystery.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are consequences for having a dollar burrito.  Johnny wants to do unspeakable things to Dolly Parton's boobs.  Wrap up them leftovers yo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some a-hole customer at Fleet Farm is gonna feel my wrath. Prenup er no?  Danger got not one but TWO speeding tickets in Rosendale lol! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mariah Carey's barbie has small boobs.  Don't blow up your stomach this Thanksgiving.  World Toilet day was yesterday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're gaining so much weight.  I've had enough of these mothereffin horses on this mothereffin plane.  Porta Potty Blues See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pick your goon.  Iceland is about to blow. What would happen if all women walked around topless?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who hasn't tried on their mom's undergarments? Is your asshole cat really making you happier? Pencil nerd is gettin' all the poon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What to do when the wrong packages arrive?  The flavor of the holiday season is your mom.  I'm not flying anywhere.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Lonely Ones invade the JJO Sound Lounge and won't shut up and we love it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time and Mountain dew really is all it takes.  I broke up with her cuz she had allergies.  Salad tossin ain't for Easter anymore.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Snow Penis is back, and we do a deep dive on the history of Snow Penises.  Covid flashbacks. Kickin' it old school with a hand crank can opener.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pettiness on display.  The Beatles take a beating.  Beer pee.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris Jericho in studio with us talkin' Fozzy!!!  National Sandwich Day. Time change blues, brah.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.