Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

Episodes

Fresh Milked Coyotes 29.07.2025 43:18

Raccoon friggin' attack!  The new thrill ride "Couch."   Orange cat things.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting To Use The Emergency Slide Was Worth The Crap In My Pants 28.07.2025 28:33

Airplane craziness.  They got Chuck.  Poor North Dakota, just getting picked on.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marty McCoy & The Butt Sniffer 25.07.2025 24:18

Marty McCoy of the Lonely Ones checks in and there's a serial butt sniffer on the loose.  The serial butt sniffer is NOT Marty McCoy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ARANDA Invades The JJO Sound Lounge 24.07.2025 48:34

So good to see our amazing friends in Aranda! We even got a Phil Collins cover! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thomas Jefferson, Notorious P*ssy, Loved Vanilla Ice Cream 23.07.2025 39:05

Hot granny day.  RIP to Ozzy.  Pool pee-ers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Slap It Against Your Face 22.07.2025 37:19

B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Laser guns aren't real bro.   Keep chewin' ya dumb bastard.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Find The One Legged Stripper In Minot 21.07.2025 43:40

Add your own sound effects to make mammograms fun.  I'm not sure that's how poison ivy works.   Pop Tart coma.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Putting the HR in WHORE 18.07.2025 36:29

The Colplay drama is what we all crave!!! GNATS!!! Mike Protich of The Violent and Red Sun Rising calls in.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Fingered The Torso 17.07.2025 40:43

Leave your partner for a million bucks, er no.  Shcabusiness UPDATE! The Pretty Wild in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Misty Cape Is The Sluttiest Name I've Heard In A While 16.07.2025 31:41

The manhunt is on for Misty Cape.  Stop with the Turmeric!  HOT DOG DAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tush Toys & Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups 15.07.2025 36:24

Damn the HOA.  Sex toys and ice cream, the perfect combo. The Gen Z Stare.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Forgot My Wife At The Gas Station Again 11.07.2025 36:33

She's gonna be pissed. Mojitos and fries y'all. West Virginia Lovin'.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dem Taters Don't Lie 10.07.2025 35:27

Pet the puss. I'm totes cereal, brah.  Dolly wins everytime.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So That's Why We All Have Boners At The Family Reunion 09.07.2025 36:25

Ronald McDonald and old flames.  Don't help the bear, bro.  It's the watermelon, stupid.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Many Confused Erections Out There 08.07.2025 38:55

Don't bother me, I'm bathroom camping. So bacony up in here.   Sigourney Bieber be killin' me.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Alotta Wieners 07.07.2025 45:01

Morning show loyalist Cory checks in from England after the final Ozzy show.  Joey Chestnut remains the GOAT.  It's disc golf, not frisbee golf! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unfamiliar Melons 02.07.2025 34:32

I'll see you in hell.  Name these melons.  73 beer cans rollin' around your car ain't a good look, bud.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't Fly With The Swamp Crotch 01.07.2025 38:22

Just be cool.   Your depends will set off the scanner.  To zoo or not to zoo that is the question.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She Suffers From Penis Neck 30.06.2025 33:36

Holy fish bone probs.  How 'bout that meteor?  Ice cream truck throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try THIS Organ Meat *Points To Crotch* 27.06.2025 32:03

Liver King be cray. Nightmares will kill you! Outdated skills? I think not!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Can't Fart On People At Work, Bro 26.06.2025 29:57

Vegas fatigue is in effect. You can't taco and drive. Fartgate.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Has Enthusiastic Balls 25.06.2025 41:50

National Catfish day.  Nobody like a lazy licker.  Slowpoke Rodriguez would totally get cancelled today.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bartender, Give Me The Iced Penis, Please 24.06.2025 41:36

Too friggin' hot, yo.   Coin convo.  Fancy ice for e'erybody.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Me Your O-Ring 23.06.2025 42:52

Feel shame, ya cheater! Not the Chucky doll.   ONION RING DAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Taking My DNA & Leaving 20.06.2025 34:05

One big clap.  If fireball was a band it'd be the Smashing Pumpkins. 911 and McGriddles are a terrible combo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.