Jive-Ass Alien

Although I've never shied away from enjoy cartoons (even if I didn't let people know I watched some weird ones) I could never really get into anime. It might surprise a lot of people but since it first came out the Simpsons has been near and dear to me; what a surprise, I know! I've always had friends who would talk about anime and very recently I come to find out that Beth was actually a big fan...

The first month of 2021 is already over and I wonder just what the heck it is gonna look like this year.

In a move that she is absolutely regretting, Beth (w/ Marc) agrees to listen to my story of almost getting scammed by some lowlife using the good wholesome name of a former pornstar. Yes, of course she has either  a "K" or "X" in her name (or both!)

Messed up wanting to do a wrap-up of the show so far, so me and Beth do what we do best and improvise (crashing and burning, but with style).

I've wanted to do an episode where I actually stop and reflect on the conversations that we've had on this show. Not so much a "best of" but more of the perspective of someone who is more of an outsider, such as my sis

As I attempted to use this episode to sum up our respective year we descend into some easy convo, so enjoy, we'll get it right next time, scout's honor ;) 

Thank God year's almost over. Not just because of that thing (you know the one) but so family time is no longer available 😎

Jess never forgets her punk roots, evidence of her tenacious determination, quiet but powerful, like a mother Raven who sits humbly in the shadows of the trees. What?????

Wanted to talk all about the wild west and why I'd like to have lived then, but it gets loony. (Did you like it? Want to hear more? Got 30mins more that kinda doesn't follow the theme but there's some good stuff, so if we get 20 downloads on this episode I will release the rest)

In these times of family gatherings, which are frowned upon for the most part, it's perfect for getting some truth out of one another.

Now we start to get a better-rounded idea of what went on in our upbringing, how about yours? Takeaways, regrets, precious moments, etc.?

Beth and I make an amazing discovery. All I'm saying is if you've at least been distracted by our soothing sounds as you're being tormented on the toilet by some vengeful spicy food, you should definitely check this one out!!!

Beth and I get to the nitty-gritty of how we are in sync (answer: Shitty Roberts). Trying to have one last hurrah at tying up any loose ends of my alienated mentality. After this, what's left???

Me and Beth dig up more of our adventures working at storage facility. We can only recall so much at a given time before we risk brain hemorrhaging so more to come.

No particular reason why the (Green Day) dookie theme persists, but recently a fan mentioned liking the show so much that they listen to us when on the shitter (DM me for photographic proof ;)

Really starting to get a picture of why I feel alien, or at least when I started to ease up and actually try to understand myself. Sobriety had to come and go but eventually I focused on my well-being, first the one that had been neglected for so long; mental health.

Continuing on with the Cliff notes to my life's story. This episode begins my transformative years from finishing school and what to do with my life, and really if I'm to be alive at all. First of the next batch of episodes where I bring myself and everyone tuning in up-to-date with how I got to today; check it out!

Beth helps me get enough content to make this a fun listen. Keep checking for more content sooner rather than later.

The first of a double-donger of an episode. Nothing too gross, like Beth said, "I don't think any lower of you than I already did" Lighthearted PG-13 look into what I've learned about the birds and bees

We rundown the path Marc takes to get back to Fresno, and whatever the heck I'm about.

Many people have asked, nay, DEMANDED that I upload something ASAP, but every 2 weeks is what I can handle at the moment. Appreciate all the support and I will keep the goodies coming, swear on your graves!

Beth sat this one out as I quickly bring in other siblings to make my outsider persona more clear. Great Scott, they're multiplying!!!

Shout-out to djcruzctrl for hooking me up with tjust the right music vibe. https://instagram.com/djcruzctrl?igshid=dec724m8b3iu Starting to take shape. Jumped a little all over the place but now I'll expand on what little of my childhood I can recall, hopefully not too much moping... probably...

As usual, trying to accurately convey my chaotic thoughts so that anyone can kinda get at least a shred of what I'm thinking...