Jimquisition

This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.

There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.

I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.

On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

The worst movie we've done. Period.

It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.

A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition

The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.

Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.

The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.

So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.

Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.

It's easy as one, two, six! This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now. Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/