Jimquisition

Iwata is the Ghost in the Machine now, which cements his coolness. Elsewhere, the PS Vita has a bad time, the Atari Box is a thing, and that Assassin's Creed gold head is horrible.

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The PQ Crew asks very important Ghostbusters questions. Also, we chat about the grind of Destiny 2's endgame, Final Fantasy IX is nice, and the Outsider dies. Oh, and Mario's nipples are a thing.

Björk visits the studio, remasters are happening, and there's loads of obvious Destiny 2 talk. Oh, and we also have to confront horrible truths about sentient hat.

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? This happens.

This week we talk about the big games we stuck our hands into, chiefly Destiny 2 and Knack 2. Also, Game of Thrones, Mario isn't a plumber, and this podcast is haunted.

Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with SNES games.

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. This time, vampire cowboys.

We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools. Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff happened!

Orgies are discussed, as is the way of things. Elsewhere, we talk about developers who tell naughty lies, Jim Sterling becoming Undertale canon, Sonic Mania, Agents of Mayhem, and more.

The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.

I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that. Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials destroyed vinyl LPs.

Builders get their knobs out, everybody knows this. It's part of the construction gig. Elsewhere, The Witcher 3 has a coloring book, GameStop hates its employees, and Warframe gets some discussion.

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.

There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.

I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.

On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

The worst movie we've done. Period.

It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?