Jesse Watters Primetime Monologues

Trump wheels, deals and holds court at the White House with the biggest dogs in the land, while Kamala and the Democrats struggle to find their “alpha energy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump welcomes the Saudis to Washington to usher in an age of peace and prosperity—as Democrats drink, whine, and fight among themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

While Democrats knife each other and wail about Epstein, Trump focuses on what really matters to Americans…Cleaning up the messes they created. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump’s stacking wins while Democrat dysfunction hits its peak. Schumer’s getting couped, Biden and Barry don’t speak, and Hunter’s “turning up the temperature.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats played shutdown roulette with Trump and lost. They had no end game, so all they can do now is fight amongst themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats are calling for Chuck Schumer to step down for voting to reopen the government. The Democratic party is a free-for-all, and some interesting names are being floated to replace Schumer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nancy Pelosi hits the road as Democrats buy a one-way ticket on the Mamdani Express, and they’re leaving you behind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats beg Former President Obama for a lifeline, but it’s too late; President Trump’s America doesn’t need saving. The economy’s humming, and our adversaries are on their heels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump returns from Asia with a golden crown, and trillions in new business. Democrats say he’s a mad King, but he’s just doing his job with a huge smile on his face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump is doing business with everyone in the world, except the Democrats. Instead, they would rather hold America hostage than practice The Art Of The Deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump is in Japan. I can see why the Dems think Trump is a king - because he gets the royal welcome wherever he goes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Golden Age has Democrats feeling exhausted, but President Trump’s just getting started. He’s not just renovating The White House— he’s renovating the economy and the new world order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats trade their TDS for “Ballroom Derangement Syndrome.” They don’t just want to impeach President Trump, they want to go for his throat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump has the country revving like a corvette, while Democrats are out of hope, change, and cash. All that’s left are money-grabbing cynics and weird old hippies singing Kumbaya. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump tears down the East Wing to make a big beautiful ballroom, while Democrats tear down a party that they can’t build back better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats silly “No Kings” protest brought together a hodgepodge of wacky liberals who don’t represent America— or even know why they’re there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats protest “King” Trump while threatening to go full dictator and arrest the entire administration— but the party’s out to lunch, and can’t land a punch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AOC and Bernie step front and center as the new captains of the Democrat ship— as Chuck and Hakeem desperately cling to the party’s leaking life raft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The President’s working overtime to renovate The White House and the world, while Democrats get busy demolishing their own party to spite him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump picks up Charlie Kirk’s legacy as America’s happy warrior— using peace and persistence to defeat anger, and resistance at home and abroad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hostages are home! The world rejoices as President Trump brings peace to the Middle East— even as his harshest critics admit this is the deal of a lifetime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Nobel Committee’s snub says more about them than it does President Trump. The real reward is peace itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Businessman secures a peace deal that eluded Washington for years. Did the Establishment ever want peace in the first place? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Left-wing violence is spreading like wildfire, but Democrats don't want to stop it. They're too busy fighting the Feds putting out the flames. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats deny and excuse radical left-wing violence, but it’s not “just one block.” It’s a growing cancer taking over the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices