Jess and Abby’s Lousy Beautiful Town

'Twas the night of LEGO Star Wars, and all through the pod Jess and Abby were excited, which was rather odd; The two hate Star Wars and don't really care But the promise of LEGO Christmas gave them a fuck to spare.   They asked their friend Emma to join in the fun, And she said, "of course!" faster than Han Solo flew the Kessel Run. Gathered on Discord, did Emma, Abby, and Jess And all three excla...

It's a double feature week with offerings from the cheesiest of Christmas production houses: Lifetime and Hallmark. Emma and Abby sit down to discuss haunted cars that kill homophobes and the gift of Christmas... eggplant.    Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

(Jess speaking Jess) (Abby replying in Abby) (Jess making excellent point in Jess) (Abby laughing in Abby) (Jess cackling in Jess) (Abby snorting in Abby) (Jess and Abby screaming simultaneously in Jess and Abby) (Jess and Abby being horny in Jess and Abby) (Abby being gay in Abby) (Jess being unfortunately straight in Jess) (Frog Lady speaking Frog)   (Also here is the video we discuss: https://w...

Let's jingle them jangles!!! It's time for a MUSICAL!! Join us as we gush over Netflix's Jingle Jangle, a movie we totally didn't realize is a musical, but we are SO on board. Enjoy and remember: The square root of impossible is possible in you

Better late than never! This time we watch Christmas With a View and Netflix's Holidate. But we had the true *honor* of getting to talk about these less than stellar films twice cause Craig the Discord Bot hates us! So pour yourself a glass and settle in for some big bah humbug energy. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia 

IT'S CHRISTMAS THE FIRST! Emma and Abby sit down and discuss the 2019 Netflix Original, Klaus-- why it's the perfect kick off for your Christmas season, and why it might be the Christmas movie your 2020 needs.    Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

WELCOME BACK TO ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!! For our first episode of season 2, we decided to livewatch Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) to ring in the Spoopy Christmas Spirit! Check out our twitter for this year's movie line-up and let us know which film you're most looking forward to! Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email:  RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecil...

Ending Megtober with a bang! Join us for our last episode in our 3 part series on fatphobia and diet culture. We talk fatphobia in Star Wars (shocker that we’re talking about Star Wars, we know), HerUniverse’s “inclusivity” that definitely doesn’t include fat people, fat representation in media, and how to be less fatphobic. Hope y’all enjoy!   Here's the list of books discussed in all three parts...

It’s still Megtober, y’all! And we still have a hell of a lot more to talk about. In this part we cover exercise, medical fatphobia, bras, eating disorders/disordered eating, & “good” fats v. “bad” fats (whatever the fuck that means). Also: FUCK THE WII FIT BOARD THAT SHIT SUCKS! THE WII FIT BOARD GAVE US TRAUMA! NINTENDO SHOULD PAY MY THERAPY BILLS! TW: disordered eating, eating disorders, dietin...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, y’all! It’s Megtober! In our quest to obtain the majority of the powers of Rogue Podron, we had Meg join us for a v long but v good conversation about fatphobia and diet culture! No but legit… We recorded for four hours… So strap yourselves in for part 1 as we discuss the history of fatphobia, mental health & fatphobia, and start to dip our toes into the b...

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO QUALITY, PARTICULARLY JESS'S AUDIO We tried everything and *this* was honestly the BETTER than its original form. Yikes. Enjoy the show! ------------------------------------------------ What’s up, cowards. Danny’s here and it’s time to talk transphobia, the importance of pronouns, and gender inclusive language. Basically, Gina Carano can meet us in the Denny’s parking lot a...

I guess we’ll still talk about Star Wars. Join us as we wrap up our overall thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy. We bitch about TLJ. And lose our minds over the chaos that is TROS. We missed you Padre Palpy 💜 Follow us on Twitter:   @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

Ugh, fine we’ll talk about Star Wars. We talk our overall thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy, but we talked for way too long and had to split it into two episodes. So this one is all about TFA. Also featuring Abby losing. Follow us on Twitter:   @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod  

Continuing our conversation about how awful the American healthcare system is, we talk about how trauma takes a toll on the physical body and how experiencing systemic racism is a Big T trauma. And just in case you thought there was easy access to care to help those chronic conditions… there’s not! cw: racial violence   Further Reading: Medical Apartheid  by Harriet A. Washington The Immortal Life...

This week we continue to put our fists through the American healthcare system. But first we gotta talk some history, particularly the medical racism surrounding the Tuskegee syphilis studies, Dr. James Marion Sims, and Henrietta Lacks. cw: slavery, cw: sexual violence, cw: racial violence, cw: gynecological violence      Further Reading: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot

Okay, listen up y’all. We’re here to bitch about social workers thinking they’re above racism. You’re fucking not. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Here's a bunch of stuff we mentioned: The AAKOMA Project Black Emotional Mental Health Collective Black Mental Health Alliance Black Mental Wellness Eustress Inclusive Therapists The Marsha P. Johnson Institute Melanin and Mental Health National...

Star Wars can wait: we need to talk about how Black lives matter right now. Resources discussed in the show (plus extras) are below, but above all, listen to Black people right now. NBPOC and white people need to step up with direct action and stop centering ourselves during this time.  Donate: secure. Actblue.com: allows for splitting donations to multiple bond funds, there is a processing fee Di...

Second verse same as the first! But like. This one is way more sad than horny. Like. Really, really sad. Like. Why-do-we-have-feelings-feelings-are-mean sad.  (This episode is about The Clone Wars) TW: Passive SI

🎶 Sad in the house and I’m in the house sad. Horny in the house and I’m in the house horny. 🎶 what’s up all you Maulfuckers its time to get sad and horny about the Siege of Mandalore while Jess becomes Abby’s Dad-Brother-Friend and Abby is the Sad Taco Host… how the fuck do we still have listeners  

🎶 Let’s talk about clones baby. Let’s talk about homosexuality. Let’s talk about all the good things and the sad things and hemipenes 🎶 (or: Jess and Abby talk Bad Batch and the Martez Sisters but that’s not as fun of a bio, now is it?)

Oh hey, it’s Tom Kane. Ackbar wants to fuck his ship. Jar-Jar gets exploded??? And General Grievous is at high risk for getting the coronavirus. That’s right bbs… it’s a Lego episode.   (Also we talk about Carrie Beck and how cool she is)

Happy anniversary to us! It’s been one whole year since we started screaming about Star Wars and putting our fists through things on the pod. And there’s no better time to celebrate it than in a global pandemic! Listen to us reminisce on the stupid shit we’ve said this past year, as well as bitch about the Ahsoka casting rumors and the bullshit that is U.S. healthcare system. Also join us for a li...

We’re tired, there’s no news, and we procrastinate like hell. So let’s do a bunch of your suggestions for episodes! Please enjoy the amount of dick talk, cause we sure did. Signed, Arby M. Cecilia

*Tom Kane voice* Discourse! Our intrepid hosts leap into the action of the bullshit surrounding Rey having fun! But not before they dive into the reveal of Project Luminous while making far too many Monty Python references!

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