Jen and Wizzy's Fanfiction Power Hour

After the holidays, all I would like to do is sit back and relax with some nice video games. Yeah, yelling and cursing at the unfairness in video games is considered relaxation, right? You can read "A Post-Christmas Cacophony" by TheStallionofDarkCavalry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/509310/a-post-christmas-cacophony

A wonderful start to the month of April, a brand new podcast about reading fanfiction!... on episode 171? What's going on here? Well I hope you're ready to learn some new My Little Pony facts that even the most knowledgeable brony doesn't know about. Read Encamped, Entrenched by EileenSaysHi right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/560924/encamped-entrenched

And so we have come to the end of our adventure. Our little Twilight has come a long way, and I must say, I am proud of her. But do you know who I'm more proud of? You. Dear listener, if you've gotten this far in The Celestia Code with us, you are truly the best of us. 130 episodes after we began, we can finally say adieu to this wonderful fic. You can read "The Celestia Code" by iisaw here: https...

Saying goodbye can be a bittersweet experience. After 4 long years, we've finally done it, we've conquered our first titan, and her name is SunLight Sliders, a story we'll remember fondly as we continue this podcast, and an experience you can listen to from the start if you want to, just go back to episode 38 of the podcast. Rest in Peace, Twalter Sponkrite, 2021-2025. Make sure to check out SunLi...

The fic: "'Eyasluna' means 'Young Hawk Moon'" The moronic podcasters: "But what does 'Eyasluna' mean?" In another news, recording this podcast reminded Jen to finally listen to Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan. She rather enjoyed it. You can read "Eyasluna" by The Red Parade here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/523366/eyasluna

Alright, I take it all back. Celestia has it WAAAAAY easier than Luna. You can read "A Cleansing Tale" by Karrakaz here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/281462/a-cleansing-tale You can read "Her Most Sacred Duty" by Drunk Luna here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/529910/her-most-sacred-duty

We can all be assholes from time to time, but when it comes to cartoon villains, most of us look squeaky clean in comparison. So let's find out: Is Wallflower really the asshole? Read WALLFLOWER'S "Am I The Asshole?" right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/565975/wallflowers-am-i-the-asshole

Alright, well, now that I've got your attention, Spoiled Rich had SOME good points! You can read "The One Where Filthy Rich Finally Grows A Pair" by deadpansnarker here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/558509/the-one-where-filthy-rich-finally-grows-a-pair  

This just in! Jen and Wizzy are at their wit's end as they continue to argue about the door that Wizzy continues to put off installing! In other news, the body of a much-beloved mailman was recently discovered. He will be missed. We're also getting word that an old acquaintance is arriving in town! All of this and more, today on the FPH News Network! You can read "Canterlot News Network" by Vertig...

The front door may still be broken, but on the bright side, our new "open door policy" seems to be attracting some spectacular guest stars! Hopefully they're not all secretly the same changling trying to fool us... You can read The Perks of Changing into a Wallflower by Mica here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/518350/the-perks-of-changing-into-a-wallflower You can find dashie04 right here: http...

Heh, usually Jen is told she's a fan of too many things, but she's been outdone in this episode! Sorry this episode is so late. Jen had a family emergency that took priority. You can read "It's a date, Rocker Boy" by Rough Hooves here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/294245/its-a-date-rocker-boy You can find FanOfMostEverything here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/1400/FanOfMostEverything

What a coincidence! Jen was just diagnosed with generalized anxiety/mild depression... Don't listen to this podcast if what you're looking for is therapy. That's an important distinction. We're just here to have fun. You can read "Group Therapy" by James Pwyll here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/494811/group-therapy

At last! We return once again to the wonderfully adventurous land of The Celestia Code, and as we get closer to the finale, the action has seriously picked up. If those last chapters had you on the edge of your seat, you might just want to buckle in for this one. Read The Celestia Code by iisaw here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code

It's a new year, and it's about time we returned to this classic multi-chapter fanfiction! It's always a blast to read more of this action-packed, multiversal, lesbian romance story, and after the cliffhanger from that last chapter, I hope you're more than ready to continue. Check out SunLight Sliders by Amber Spark right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let the revolution begin! We're starting this year off as we always do with some changes. Sorry about that jumpscare on the name change, but figured this would be the best time for it. You can read "Twilight's New Year Resolution" by Twidash fanatic here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309373/twilights-new-year-resolution

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Holidays, and Happy Hearth's Warming to our wonderful listeners on this, the jolliest day of the year. Every time we get to this season, these fanfictions are honestly one of the things I look forward to the most, nothing gets me in the Holiday spirit like ponies celebrating love and friendship, y'know? But as we all try to feel the love and warmth of the sea...

Not exactly the coziest of Christmas fics, but that's for later, I suppose. You can still cuddle up by the fire and enjoy your time with these wonderful fanfics all the same. You can read "No, Things Aren't Going Back To Normal. But, That's Okay." by Flutterpriest here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485375/no-things-arent-going-back-to-normal-but-thats-okay You can read "A Storm King's Hearth's...

Fun fact: In the original version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the side-character of Ukon Cornelius gets an ending to his character arc by finding what he was looking for when he throws his pickaxe up in the air and licks it. The original ending had him discovering it was peppermint that he was looking for the entire time. You can read "Peppermint Winter" by Meteor_Mirage here: https://www.f...

Happy holidays abound during this festive time of year! This is a particularly exciting day for us, as we read yet another EileenSaysHi story! That's pretty much it. That's the reason. You can read "The Light and the Solid" by EileenSaysHi here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/548021/the-light-and-the-solid

Happy Hearth's Warming to all you wonderful people, I hope you're feeling the holiday spirit as much as we are because the fanfiction we're reading today is the perfect start to the jolliest of months. Read Santa by Rune Soldier Dan right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/486127/santa

Trying to get back on track, though it won't be likely to happen until the holidays are through. Just bear with us, you'll still get an episode a week, just maybe not on Thursays as per usual. Look, we don't make money off this, in fact, we actively lose it. So just CALM DOWN! STOP SHOUTING, TOM HANKS IS A VERY BUSY MAN AND DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO EDIT OUR PODCAST! You can read "Green Flag Go!...

Unfortunately, we could not get RealBob for this one, but that doesn't mean we're saddened by the guest we have today! PseudoBob is a top-notch writer, and I'm thrilled he agreed to come on the podcast. You can read "Paragraphobia" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561105/paragraphobia You can read "Big Trouble" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/241634/big-trouble You can read "A H...

Sure, a little late... By a week and 1 day. But in my defense, I didn't wanna work on it. It was worth the wait, however, in my opinion. No fanfictions were read today, not in full at least, but here is the full list of anagrams:   gab skirt yeg —Great Big Sky   biosyntheses etherealise eventide —Eyes in the Trees. Bodies in the Leaves   cudgels gangsters timepieces —Princess Celestia Gets Mugged...

To close off the month of October, we are returning to where we began this Halloween season with Biblical Monsters, which delves into the most terrifying thing of all: morally ambiguous decisions! It sends shivers down my spine. You can read "Biblical Monsters" by Horse Voice here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/87619/biblical-monsters

I hope last episode satiated your appetite for gore and carnage well enough... Wait, what do you mean you want more?! Two stories wasn't enough? Fine, gorge yourself on two MORE of the most depraved stories we've read on this podcast. Read Not Funny Dot Jay Pegasus by shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342439/not-funny-dot-jay-pegasus Read Immortal Coil by gimmick68: https:...