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Alexis and Suzy learn too much and not enough about SoundCloud Rap (hint: redirects from Mumble Rap). As promised, here are some exciting/upsetting links. The SNL Rap Round Table with Pete Davidson and Timothée Chalamet. Post Malone x Doritos This Lil Xan video . Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 ALSO...

Suzy and Alexis talk about the new year and Kid Rock. Visit Linktr.ee/NermerNermer and follow on Instagram . Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

A quick bonus episode for Christmas and as a promotion of the new podcast Stephenie Meyer Ruined My Life. New podcast from Nermer Nermer! It’s called Stephenie Meyer Ruined My Life and it is out now. New episodes every Wednesday for 8 weeks. Stuff you gotta check out: Justin Bieber (feat. Busta Rhymes) Little Drummer Boy Yo-Yo Ma and Kathryn Stott—Songs of Comfort and Hope on Spotify or Apple Musi...

Suzy, Nikki, and Alexis reflect on 2020. Visit https://linktr.ee/nermernermer for important links. Follow us on Instagram @nermernermer . The ASMR Instagram accounts we talk about are @fatcapsprays , @tlslimeshop , @hydraulicpresschannel , @nostress_soap , and @sand.tagious . The commercials are Chuck E. Cheese , Disney Theme Parks , Animal Crossing: New Horizons , Match.com with the Devil and 202...

Alexis and Suzy learn more about Miley Cyrus. Here’s a link to the Wrecking Ball music video that Susie was proudly in the first 100,000 people to watch. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Nikki, Alexis, and Suzy learn more about Schitt’s Creek, Happiest Season, and Dan Levy. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Archie, Alexis, Nikki, and Suzy deep dive into magazine covers and Harry Styles on Vogue. Taylor Swift is rightfully over the ex-boyfriend list but we googled it anyway. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

Nikki, Suzy, and Alexis learn more about Alanis Morissette’s song Ironic. There’s a lot of ironic stuff happening at the moment... so it makes sense. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

Alexis and Suzy learn more about the Star Spangled Banner. It should be called the Star Spangled Banger. Anyway, DM us with whatever you think should replace it as the national anthem. Alicia Keys maybe? Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

Nikki, Suzy, and Alexis learn more about the recent Paris Hilton documentary. Can you BELIEVE we didn’t mention Chris Crocker at all in this episode? Nikki, Susie, and Alexis learn more about the recent Paris Hilton documentary. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on...

Happy Halloween! These are the full Wikipedia page readings of actress Rosalind Cash and stunt man Harry Houdini as of October 31, 2020. Rosalind Cash’s Wikipedia Page Harry Houdini’s Wikipedia Page @NermerNermer on Instagram Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Suzy and Alexis learn more about Tracee Ellis Ross. (P.S. Because of the overwhelming need for support against anti-Black racism and police brutality, please consider visiting the National Resource List to take action in support of Black Lives Matter.) Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommerc...

Nikki, Suzy, and Alexis learn more about Thundercat and Snoop Dogg. Protest, donate, amplify voices, fact check your sources, and think critically about the media you consume. We’re messing around 90% of the time on the show, but you’ve got to keep balance in your life when you have the option.  (P.S. Because of the overwhelming need for support against anti-Black racism and police brutality, plea...

Suzy and Alexis learn more about Jojo Siwa. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

A full reading of the Wikipedia pages for the Quileute Tribe and Twilight (the 2008 movie) as of October 14, 2020. This is the episode that inspired the podcast Stephenie Meyer Ruined My Life! The Quileute Wikipedia page The Twilight Wikipedia page Stephenie Meyer Ruined My Life is another podcast on Nermer Nermer Network that talks about the toxic masculinity and strange gender stereotypes in Twi...

Suzy, Nikki, and Alexis learn more about Stranger Things. Stranger Things is a television show. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Suzy, Alexis, and Nikki share ideas about autumn and Mr. Peanut. Great ideas for masked Halloween costumes not included. This is an essential episode of Nermer Nermer because it spawned an eternal hatred of Mr. Peanut. Go look at @MrPeanut on Twitter and watch this commercial if you don’t believe us. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound...

Update 2021: FKA Twigs on abuse from Shia Labeouf Alexis, Nikki, and Suzy learn more about Shia LaBeouf. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

Alexis and Suzy learn more about two Peta movies: Sweeney Todd and Chicken Run. This episode gets kind of gross towards the end. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

A full reading of the Wikipedia pages for Perfume Genius, Zach Galifianakis, and Rami Malek as of September 2020. They all are of Greek descent. That’s why I grouped them together like that. Perfume Genius Wikipedia page Zach Galifianakis Wikipedia page Rami Malek Wikipedia page Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCom...

Suzy, Alexis, and Nikki learn more about the disgusting quarantine classic Tiger King. Includes super recent updates. Linktr.ee/NermerNermer Outro music is acoustic guitar – swing by CrossingSix7 -- https://freesound.org/s/499613/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 @NermerNermer on Instagram

Suzy, Lex, and Archie learn more about the prank show Scare Tactics. Become a patron!  Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram

Suzy, Nikki, and Alexis learn more about Jason Derulo’s song Trumpets. Here’s a link to the Trumpets music video . Become a patron?  Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram

Suzy and Alexis inform Nikki that Ellen is canceled. From this episode forward, we started sharing a document about what we planned to talk about so we didn’t ruin each other’s days by saying things like “Ellen is canceled.” We also make predictions about how Ellen Degeneres will spend Halloween. Become a patron:  Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram

Suzy, Alexis, and Nikki talk about Harry Potter. Books from the intro are The Invisibles by Grant Morrison, The Famished Road Trilogy by Ben Okri, and the Cirque du Freak series by Darren Shan. Become a patron?  Linktr.ee/NermerNermer @NermerNermer on Instagram