Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films

[[:encoded, "Did you think they forgot? Oh, no! Just under the wire, here is June's edition of whatever this nonsense is! This time, Jason and Todd talk through a family film called A Dolphin Tale. And as if that's not enough, they are joined by a guest for the first time, Hilary Anderson (she's the one who owns Todd.) Of course, once again deeply inappropriate jokes are made a...

[[:encoded, "There is a Man In the Wilderness, and his name is Richard Harris and he gets mauled by a bear. This is a typically lousy film for Jason and Todd, and they make the best of it by almost completely ignoring what's happening onscreen to discuss parental guidance and the importance of safety helmets. Anyway, it takes a couple hours."]]

[[:encoded, "Frost is a movie with vampires, Gary Busey, and long scenes of people talking about nothing while wearing sunglasses at night. It's absolutely unwatchable, and this is why Jason and Todd barely acknowledge the movie. Instead, they discuss other much better movies they like, what kind of porn they like, cookie hangovers, and how getting older is painful and leaves a person cr...

[[:encoded, "The Western is mostly dead as a genre, and Gone With the West may have something to do with it. Knowing this, Jason and Todd sit down to talk through this James Caan vehicle filled with terrible photography and odd supporting performances. Jason and Todd of course talk about a lot of things that have nothing to do with the movie they are sitting in front of, but you must be expec...

[[:encoded, "It's the February edition of your favorite really long podcast just in time for March! In this episode, Jason and Todd talk about everything from the Oscars to women's rights issues, all while Steven Seagal in Marked For Death does nothing for them on the television! It's marvelous!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd celebrate their first podcast of 2014 by talking through the classic sci-fi action monster show, The Green Slime. Jason compares and contrasts Red Planet with 2001: A Space Odyssey somehow. Todd complaints about all his middle aged ailments. Also, they weigh in on some of the upcoming Oscar contenders. It's everything. And nothing. All at once."]]

[[:encoded, "In their final podcast for 2013, Jason and Todd give you two and a half hours of talking while Tony Scott's The Last Boy Scout unfolds before them. Jason goes deep, basically blaming the Bruce Willis actioner for the war in Iraq. Todd doesn't get deep at all, instead making wise-ass comments to undermine Jason's passionate diatribe. Also, a secret from Jason's...

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd's biggest (and most likely only) fan, Susan Tankersley sent them a \"gift\" of sorts in the form of a poorly produced DVD copy of the 1980 fantasy picture, \"Hawk the Slayer.\" It features a massively over-acting Jack Palance, but it really doesn't matter. This movie is so bad, that Jason and Todd ignore most of it in favor of conversa...

[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Talk get deeply emotional as their friendship bonds grow deeper and psychoses intertwine in an almost terrifying manner. Todd makes intimate personal confessions about his past feelings about Jason. Jason stops to admire the beauty of Todd's eyes. It's all kind of creepy, really. Oh, yeah, and they do all this while a movie about a dog girl on a sex...

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, continuing on their journey through the films of Hollywood power family the Hausers. Cole Hauser stars in Papparazzi, a Mel Gibson produced revenge fantasy. Jason and Todd talk about the wonders of Cole, the horror that is Mel, and then talk about a lot of crap that has nothing to do with the movie. It's a long podcast, but totally worth it. If you a...

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking through the little known movie GETEVEN. Which is a movie you need to see but once, if that. But these two idiots have seen it more times than they can count. As always, bizarre stories and offensive conversations that have nothing to do with the movie on display abound!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking while Gary Busey is doing his absolute best. Topics covered include a revenge movie nobody has ever heard of, Steven Seagal in Russia, and Jason's garlic poop. Classy stuff, you guys."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time covering subjects ranging from spirituality to make-up effects, all while watching a movie called the \"Beastmaster\" with that guy Marc Singer. It's pure comedy magic for two and a half hours that breeze by like...I don't know, a breeze that goes by really fast. Whatever."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd launch their new podcast with the cult classic, C.H.U.D.. For the most part, they don't pay attention to the movie and discuss altercations with crazy people and what it's like to get free stuff from movie studios. But occasionally they are distracted by John Heard."]]