Jase & Lauren

If you were a teacher, what grade would you be able to teach? Lauren is tested with some primary and high school questions. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase stupidly sent his niece out with the team on the weekend, and what she was taught by one of the producers SHOCKED Jase and his sister aka her mother. Warning, it's X rated! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Celeste aka Thirsty Mik had her thirst quenched last night, plus what the hell went on at the karaoke night all of the producers had! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, we did one of our favourite phone topics.. "what got stuck inside you?", plus Jase's 6-year-old is doing something illegal! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hamish Blake joined Jase & Lauren this morning to chat all things LEGO Masters.. so what did he have to say about our caller who had a story about her kid getting LEGO stuck somewhere it should never have been? Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian Petracca joins us each Monday and this morning when chatting about umpires' wages vs players' wages, Razor Ray surprised Petracca with a request! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The producers have done a storm out! Nah just kidding, they had a meeting with the big bosses without Jase, Lauren & Clint, so the three musketeers did the poddy all on their own. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Tigers player Tom Lynch joined us in the studio to chat about NAB AFL Auskick, plus we did our favourite Friday segment "Unpopular Opinions" where a caller absolutely floored us with what she said about Jase. Warning... it's R rated! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl has gone viral on Tiktok for a noise she made when she hurt herself, and now everyone on the internet is making a song out of it. Jase & Lauren decided to do the same thing to each other with some very strange noises that they always make! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had an OnlyFans model on the show yesterday and when Jase was telling his wife Lou how much she earns, she had an idea for her own type of account... and let's just say it is very niche! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a big night planned this weekend and Celeste and Nonna are staying at Lauwen's for it! Plus, Jase locked his mother-in-law Wendy inside his house (needs context), and Nonna's mum Maria is on once again with a Tiramisu update. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jase wanted to know if he was normal with what he likes to do when he's on the couch. Also, Our boss Chatty Tony has worms... we think! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People can now put audio on their dating app profiles to let people get to know them better, so Lauren took us through some of the people that she would swipe left or right to. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucy Banks is a mum of 2 from Perth who went from a full time corporate banker working 60 hours a week to earning up to 60k a month on OnlyFans! We chat to her about her career change, what her kids think and what people are actually paying for, then ask if anyone in Melbourne is using OnlyFans themselves. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauwen is going to do "yes day" with Jase's kids, and we call Maria (producer Nonna's mum) to find out WHENA THE TIRAMISU ISA COMING??!! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we discuss clingy partners, plus sneaking in booze places you shouldn't. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian Petracca joined us this morning to chat all things foot including new punishments for players, but while he was in we wanted to know if one of his head trainers at the Dees would bail him out of jail if he was in trouble...(this trainer also happens to be newsreader Clint's dad). Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have a profile on a dating app, you do NOT want to be doing any of these things that are apparently a major turn off! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WOW so much going on in today's poddy, where do we even start?! A THICK Ajaneda to get through today. Find out why the hell DVD is no longer RIDP, meet the new guy who has started today, and hear Crazy Dog Lady aka Celeste aka Thirsty Mik getting into a bath full of poo... I mean chocolate! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Jase had a fair bit of trouble with the kids on Easter night and it turns out he wasn't alone. Also, where were you caught in the nude? Turns out both Jase & Lauren had situations over the Easter break! Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who would bail Masterchef judge Andy Allen out of jail? Jase & Lauren got him to list some celebs in his phone who he could call for the ultimate favour, so did they bail him out of jail? Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara Pylka is someone who somehow manages to squeeze her way into huge celebrity events without an invite! This morning, Jase & Lauren asked her how. Love you guys x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee never sugar coats things... The perfect guest to bring up offensive questions with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a nickname for producer Annalise! Plus a Kardashain premiere debrief. Love you all <3 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CDL enlightens us on what NOT to do on your Tinder profile! Love you all <3 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.