JARdon the Mess

What was the most disappointing thing?   The ending of Lost  The last season of Game of Thrones Rise of Skywalker Discussion heavy episode as we also discuss Star Wars (The Clone Wars), HALO, and more.   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/   Randy's Socials:  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https:...

Jay's back and we catch up on a bunch of things! Randy has a ton of Star Wars related questions. Leading to a lot of Harrison Ford discussions.  In the game, the group continues to push their string of good luck. What does Goblin Wizard School have in store for them? JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/   Jay's Soc...

We discuss the HALO show, soda, Elden Ring, and Our Flag Means Death.    In the story, Dalton and Randy start another quick Goblin Quest adventure. This one is Wizard School themed.    JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/   Randy's Socials:  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...

Hey Everyone! It's been a while.  After a short hiatus, we come back with another episode.  We discuss the break, work, life.  Discussion topics include Elden Ring, T.V. shows were tired of, the price of groceries, and more. In the game, Randy and Dalton work to finish their last part of the Goblin Quest. Will they succeed or will more Goblins meet their end?   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  ht...

We discuss the Super Bowl, Lord of the Rings, Halo, and Randy's Ebay story.    In the game, Dalton and Randy continue their Goblin Quest. How many Goblins will die as they look for their next artifact?   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/   Randy's Socials:  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https:...

We discuss videos games, gun ownership, and adult entertainment.    In the story, we finally being GOBLIN QUEST!  A zany, ridiculous system that will (hopefully) have you laughing. It's a very different change of pace from Zombies. Prepare for LOTS of Goblin deaths.    JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/   Randy's...

We come together for a catch-up episode. Reflecting on the Zombie campaign, we talk about our favorite moments, deepest regrets, and lingering questions. We also talk about Halo, Tide Pods, and Peacemakers. (It's a jammed packed episode)   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram: https://www.i...

We discuss coffee. What makes good vs bad coffee? Is drinking tea really better?  We talk about what to do when you lock yourself out of your house.  And, of course, we talk about food.    In the story, the end finally comes. Randy has called in the Helicopter rescue. Can the survivors last until it arrives or will they finally succumb to the infected menace.    JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  h...

We catch up after the Holiday break. We discuss Lord of the Rings CCG. (We all played together!). We also talk about Randy's PlayStation experience, food, and an interesting apocalypse question. In the Story, Randy uses a GM power to forever change the fate of the game.  JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's...

In this episode, we talk about Holiday work parties, the costs of hanging out, and electric vs gas cars. We all discuss growing apart from childhood friends and thoughts on reconnecting.  In the story, we've finally reached the ultimate battle. Keanu (Randy) vs the Beast (Dalton). Will Dalton easily defeat his proclaimed nemesis? Or will Randy use a "free" character to eliminate the larger threat?...

We talk about video games (HALO, Perfect Dark, playing games in stores), massage guns (shoutout Dynamic Fitness), and a really interesting question. "If you could permanently change the price of anything to $1, what would it be?"   In the story, Randy and J. Graves must deal with last episodes' car crash. Will they be able to escape, or will the Beast (Dalton) finally catch up to them?   JARdon th...

But seriously. Why Mayo?  We discuss how crucial it is to sandwich. Or...you know...how it's not.  Additionally, we get additional thoughts on Army of Thieves/Army of the Dead.   In the story, the survivors continue their "rescue" plan while trying to evade the Beast (Dalton). Will they finally be able to save Keanu? Or will a string of bad dice rolls lead them to a terrible situation.  (Tee-Hee)...

We hear J. Graves' thoughts on Dune. Also, Dalton finally watched Army of the Dead.  We discuss hash browns vs tater tots and give a run down of our favorite cheeses.  In the game, the survivors needs to act quickly. The Beast (Dalton) has them in its sight. We build up to the ultimate confrontation.   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.inst...

Spoiler Heavy Episode. We discuss a lot of different movies/shows.  Like Squid Games and everyone's thoughts of Dune! We also discuss the Stouffer's Stove Stuffing conspiracy, Army of the Dead, Halloween candy, and Dalton finally watching The Dark Knight Rises.     JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socia...

We discuss gender reveal parties, Foxhole the game, video games, Walmart and more.    In the game, everything is building towards a big confrontation between the survivors and Dalton's zombie horde.   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/ Randy's Soc...

We discuss dogs, videos games (Fat Princess and Foxhole), Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and amusement park deaths.   In the story, the Beast (Dalton), moves closer and closer to the survivors. Meanwhile J. Graves and Randy continue their plans to escape. Once they get a car, will they leave immediately? Or will they risk everything to save some stranded survivors?   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https...

Randy brings up memes, we discuss Project Ice Cream, and ask the question, "Are you a driver or a passenger?"  We also get into time travel, favorite TV show openings, and movie theaters.    In the game, Randy and J. Graves continue their escape from an ever deteriorating situation at the Pink Flamingo. Meanwhile, the Beast continues its quest for fresh victims.    JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:...

We discuss burgers, the Matrix, grocery store shopping tips, and cooking with Cast Iron. In the story, Jay and Randy struggle to survive the growing swarm of infected. Their strength, endurance, and will is brought to a breaking point. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram: https://www.insta...

We discuss Randy's business (Dynamic Fitness), J. Graves trip to Reno, upside-down-burgers, and Costco.  In the story, the group tries to regroup but a string of bad luck leaves them in a really rough place...   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/ R...

We discuss Tom Hanks movies, Randy's most recent "terrible movie," answer some more fan questions, and food. (We always talk about food.) In the story, the group tries their best to survive. Will their plan to split up actually work? Or is this finally the beginning of the end?   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess...

Randy brings out the weirdest toy we've seen. We discuss a lot in this one.  - The Toilet Paper Gun - Money Plane (the terrible movie) - Black Summer (the Netflix show) - Hair Cuts - Anime  - Social Media  - What Constitutes a Fart? It's...kinda all over the place.  In the story, the group plans their next steps, and apparently, that means to completely split up?   JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:...

We discuss Chinese food, Bert's move story, trucks, and how everyone has a streaming service.  In the story, J. Graves comes to Randy and Dalton's rescue. Will he be able to save them or is everything starting to unravel? JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygr...

We discuss if Amazon is essential for a business starting up, Chinese Food, and the terrible movie Money Plane.  In the story, Randy and Dalton continue the fight against the infected. Will they turn up the heat? Or preheat the oven for their eventual demise? JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Inst...

We discuss air frying, Jurassic Park, Anime and Moon Base 8.  In the story, Randy and Dalton must fend off the next evolution in infected horrors that Bert throws at them. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/ Randy's Socials:  Twitter:  https://twitt...

We discuss tipping at Subway, Randy's good movie selection, breakfast fast food, gas prices, and Bert's car swap story.  In the game, Randy and Dalton enter the Flamingo not sure what they'll find. Will Bert finally use his saved GM Power to bring this story to a close? JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter:  https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Jay's So...