Jamie Kimathi Milburn

Jamie Kimathi Milburn

I love to write songs, and this is where a lot of them go.

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Jamie Kimathi Milburn

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Latest episode

Apr 18, 2026

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Episodes

(18) FIRST THING'S FIRST 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL: FIRST THING’S FIRST I NEED TO CUT ALL TIES WITH HIM AND I KNOW THAT IT IS GONNA BE HARD HE CAN SING ME A SONG HE CAN DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG BUT I WON’T LET HIM IN WITH MY BESTFRIEND GONE WITH MY ENGLISH TEACHER GONE HOW CAN I CARRY ON I FEEL HURT, I FEEL USED I FEEL MISTREATED AND ABUSED IT WAS WRONG HE WAS WRONG The narrator comes on stage to act as Michael’s inner thoughts. NARRAT...

(17) HAVE YOU NOT WONDERED 25.06.2017

Lyrics: NARRATOR: HAVE YOU NOT WONDERED WHY I’M ALWAYS TIRED AND ALWAYS REQUIRE A DRINK? HAVE YOU NOT WONDERED WHEN I SAY I’M BUSY I’M TOO BUSY EVEN TO THINK? BOTH: MY LIFE’S NOT FILLED WITH PARTIES ON SATURDAY NIGHT OR HANGING AROUND IN THE TOWN MY LIFE IS RIDDLED WITH NOTHING BUT PAIN KICKING ME DOWN WHEN I’M DOWN SOPHIE: HAVE YOU NOT WONDERED WHY PEOPLE YOU’RE HELPING DON’T OFFER MUCH IN RETURN...

(16) I PRAY 25.06.2017

Lyrics: ALEX: I PRAY FOR THIS TO GO AWAY I PRAY BUT NO MATTER WHAT I DO OR SAY EVERYONE’S GONNA KNOW I’M GAY FUCK SAKE, FUCK SAKE! AND NOW, WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE SOMEHOW, I HAVE TO WORK THIS OUT BUT HOW? I COULD JUST ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG, AND HE’LL PLAY ALONG MICHAEL: JUST WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO AND FUCK IT ALL JUST STRAIGHT UP LOSING HIS MIND AND SELF CONTROL THIS IS THE FIRST AND FINAL STRA...

(15) PARTY SCENE 25.06.2017

Lyrics: ALEX: So this is nice. SOPHIE: Yeah, wicked. MICHAEL: Guys it’s fucking lame. Who knew these things were packed. ALEX: It doesn’t matter, what are they doing in there that we can’t do out here? SOPHIE: Alex is right. We can still feel the vibrations of the music, let’s dance. They all awkwardly dance. SOPHIE: Alex, could you get us some drinks? ALEX: But I’m not thir… SOPHIE: Get us some d...

(14) THE GIRL AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS 25.06.2017

Lyrics: SOPHIE: HELLO, ARE YOU THERE? PLEASE JUST LOOK AT ME I’LL BE THE GIRL YOU WANT BECAUSE I NEED YOU THERE JUST ONE BREIF HELLO HERE INSIDE THE SCHOOL AND YOU ARE ALL I NEED TO FILL MY DAYS WITH JOY JUST THIS SINGLE BOY THAT WOULD HOLD ME ONE AND ONLY TILL WE REACH THE SUN THEN WE’LL BE ALRIGHT WE WILL DANCE IN THE MEADOWS OF THE SPRING WE WILL SEE ALMOST EVERY LITTLE THING WE’LL BE HAPPY OH...

(13) MY BLACK KID 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL: Oi, Trufel! MR TRUFEL: Look Michael, I was going to tell you. Things have just been really hectic at the moment. MICHAEL: Can you shed some light as to why you’re leaving? MR TRUFEL: You see I found some information that was very upsetting. MICHAEL: What information? MR TRUFEL: It’s a bit embarrassing to say. MICHAEL: Just say it. MR TRUFEL: I’VE GOT A BLACK KID BUT I AM WHITE MIC...

(12) MEETING WITH HEADTEACHER 2 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL: Mrs Gwin, I’m here to see you for our mee… (noticing that it’s not Mrs Gwin) Uh… you’re not the same person. CANTWELL: No shit Sherlock, what next, the earth is round? MICHAEL: Uh sir? CANTWELL: Oh, right right, a student… need to be polite. MICHAEL: I’m here for a meeting with Mrs Gwin. CANTWELL: YOU MUST BE THE NEW KID WAIT I DON’T EVEN CARE, I’VE NOT HAD TIME TO GET A BREAST WI...

(11) SECOND TERM AT SCHOOL 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL: SO HERE WE ARE NOW WITH THESE TWO FOR MY SECOND TERM AT SCHOOL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SEE HERE ARE MY VERY BEST FRIENDS ALEX AND SOPHIE, WELL THE LIST THEN ENDS BUT IT’S FINE THAT I’VE ONLY GOT THESE TWO YOU SEE QUALITY'S A THING YOU SHOULDN’T OVER DO YOU JUST HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE AND SAY TWO WILL DO ME GOOD WHO NEEDS MORE THAN THAT, I WOULDN’T EVEN IF I COULD THAT’S JUST MORE PEOPL...

(10) MICHAEL'S FLASHBACK (5P) 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL PUT DOWN YOUR SKIPPING ROPE FOR A LITTLE BIT I’VE WHAT YOU NEED I HOPE IF YOU CAN COMMIT FIVE LITTLE P FOR ME IS JUST ALL IT TAKES FOR YOU TO GET LUCKY PLEASE MAKE NO MISTAKES COME ON DOWN FIND THE BEST JOINT IN TOWN FOLLOW ME AND SOON YOU WILL SEE FIRST GIRL YOU FOR FREE THEN THE SECOND ONE’S ALL FIVE P (FIVE P) THAT’S ALL THAT YOU PAY FOR MY GIRLS (MY GIRLS) GIVE THEM A TRY AND I...

(09) I JUST MET A BOY TODAY 25.06.2017

Lyrics: ALEX: I JUST MET A BOY TODAY HIS NAME IS MICHAEL AND WE’RE NOW BESTFRIENDS HE DOESN’T KNOW YET THAT I AM GAY I’LL TELL HIM TOMORROW, WELL IT DOES DEPEND ON WHETHER IT COMES UP IN CONVERSATION I DON’T WANT TO RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIP NOW THAT I’VE MET THIS BOY I’VE FOUND SOMEONE WHO GETS ME AND WILL UNDERSTAND WHY I’VE HIDDEN WITHOUT A SOUND AND HE’LL NEVER ASK ME TO DENY MYSELF OF WHAT I AM AN...

(07 & 08) GOING OUT & DINNER 25.06.2017

Lyrics: DAD: HONEY PUT SOME MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE WE’RE GOING TO A VERY FANCY PLACE IT’S NOT THAT OFTEN THAT WE GET A BOOKING OR A NIGHT WHERE YOU’RE NOT COOKING COME ON DEAR WE REALLY HAVE TO GO MUM: IS THAT SO? WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO STAY AT HOME WATCHING TELEVISION ON MY OWN WITH A GLASS OF WINE IN HAND TO DRINK SOME TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR AND THINK AN EVENING WHERE EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE DAD: IS T...

(06) FRIENDS 25.06.2017

Lyrics: ALEX: FRIENDS THEY ALWAYS TRY THEIR BEST WAIT A LITTLE LONGER LISTENING MORE THAN ALL THE REST MAKES A FRIENDSHIP STRONGER ALL THOUGH I KNOW FRIENDS COME AND GO I’M STILL HERE I’VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE I WILL TRY ONCE MORE I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND SINCE YOU ARE NEW HERE I’LL BE A GUIDING HAND IF IT SHOULD END I’LL ALWAYS BE NEAR I WILL HELP YOU STAND FRIENDS THEY MAKE YOU LAUGH A WHILE SHARE A SE...

(05) MEETING WITH HEADTEACHER 1 25.06.2017

Lyrics: Miss Gwin: SCHOOL IS A PLACE FOR ALL TO GET ALONG LEARN WHAT’S RIGHT OR WRONG, AND WHAT’S OK THIS SCHOOL IS RUN WITH TENDERNESS AND CARE IF YOU NEED SOME HELP WE’LL BE THERE ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL PROBLEMS DEALT WITH GREAT AND SMALL THIS IS A PLACE WE HOPE YOU’LL ENJOY GWIN: SO WHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION WHAT SUBJECTS DO YOU INTEND ON TAKING? OH I’VE GOT THE LIST RIGHT HERE MICHAEL:...

(04) SCHOOL 25.06.2017

Lyrics: YOU HAVE THE COOL KIDS AND THE GOTH KIDS AND THE SMOKERS ARE CONCEALED SMOKING CIGARETTES AND MAKING BETS WHERE NO ONE EVER YIELDS THERE’S THE POPULARS AND POMPOUSOURS THAT POPULATE THE FIELDS AND THEY MAKE UP ARE SCHOOL YOU’LL FIND LESBIANS AND THESPIANS AND ANY KIND OF FREAK NOT THE FREAK IN WHICH YOU’RE THINKING BUT THE FREAK THAT’S KIND OF CHIC THEY WON’T HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND A MAN OR M...

(03) PLEASE MUM 25.06.2017

Lyrics: MICHAEL: PLEASE MUM EVERY BOY NEEDS TO GROW UP SOME DAY SOON YOU WILL HAVE TO LET ME GO I KNOW THAT IT’S GUNNA BE HARD TO WATCH ME GROW BUT I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALRIGHT BEFORE I DO NOW THAT I’M SEVENTEEN THE END IS IN SIGHT YOU’VE DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB MUM RAISING ME UP RIGHT AND SO YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF PLEASE… MUM I AM GRATEFUL FOR A MOTHER LIKE YOU WHO KNOWS WHAT TO SAY...

(02) CLEANER'S SONG 25.06.2017

Lyrics: CLEANER: YOUR MUM PAID ME A COUPLE OF QUID WELL MORE THAN A COUPLE I MIGHT ADD SHE WANTED YOU OUT AND SAFE BACK HOME REALLY, YOU SHOULD BE FEELING GLAD ONCE UPON A TIME I THOUGHT I WOULD BE LIVING HIGH WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD NEVER WOULD I SINK THIS LOW GETTING SO THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO, NO! BUT LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL WHEN YOU LEAVE FROM SCHOOL SO YOU TAKE THE MONEY YOU CAN GET BETRAY...

(01) OPENING 25.06.2017

Script: MICHAEL: I SET MY ALARM FOR 6:OO AM NOW I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL MY MOTHER’S GONNA KILL ME AND MY FATHER’S GONNA FLIP IF I DON’T HURRY NOW I’M GONNA MISS THIS TRIP THEN MY PARENTS WILL CUT ME OFF I’LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK WITH THEM THEN I’LL NEVER SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN I’VE GOT TO GO CALLUM: RING RING, GUESS WHO’S HERE ON THE BUS NOW ARE YOU CLOSE? MICHAEL: I’LL BE THERE CAN YOU PLEASE STA...

(00) OVERTURE 25.06.2017

This is the live cast recording of the 2017 production of Help! It starts: John Wilders as Michael, Andy Banks as Alex, Victoria Howard-Andrews as Sophie/Mum and Elliot Murrary-Flint as Mr Trufel and others. Original production directed by Lydia Edge and produced by Charlie House.

Typical Teenage Songs 12.04.2017

Lyrics: Maybe I’ll talk about life The ups and the downs, the misery and strife But it’s been done before In a lot of different ways Maybe I’ll sing about love But without much experience to talk of What would be the point? To connect with more people perhaps? So, I’ll give it a try To write what the world has been writing since the dawn of time I will capture the songs That sum up the way in whic...

Bored 18.03.2017

Song by Jamie Kimathi Milburn Lyrics: You all know how it feels to be bored We’ve all had moments of boredom But what’s it like to be bored all the time? When there’s no reason to want, all you do is whinge and whine Where every day is an uphill climb To find a glimmer of joy Does being bored make you unhappy? We’ve all felt unhappiness But how do you cope with feeling alone? You want companions…...

Fight For What You Believe 14.03.2017

Another original Christmas song, actually written before Christmas, but haven't gotten around to uploading it till now. Lyrics: And so it all began with the harshest winter yet There he had no plans, just to brave it cold and wet You see him with his baby girl trinna do the best he can, but he’s only just a man Then he lost his job, it was the only thing he had to keep Scorn had turned to sob, bra...

One Last Day 04.03.2017

Written by Jamie Kimathi Milburn One Last Day is a story about an owner putting his dog to sleep, and the last day they spend together before the end. Lyrics: You see it in his eyes, you know he knows It doesn’t come as a surprise One last day for doggy before he needs to close his eyes I hope he knows I’m not killing him Just putting him to sleep A long and painless sleep One last day for doggy B...

Good Years 03.03.2017

Song by Jamie Kimathi Milburn Lyrics: At the start things are good things are working out Then it takes a little turn You’ve got nothing in common You’ve got nothing to learn So you kiss and you smile and you stand there empty Hoping you can work it out But weighing up all the options You know you can’t hang about And so you find the words to say to her A simple thank you but no thanks Tomorrow co...

Where Has the Time Gone? 31.01.2017

Song by Jamie Kimathi Milburn Lyrics: People try too hard sometimes You can see it in their eyes Wasted energy, wasted mess It’s not their fault I try too hard to lose When it’s already lost Maybe it’s why I refuse To be happy, oh yeah. I sing the same old blues Even though it makes me sad I had it all but I blew it I had it all but I blew it Where has the time gone? Where has the time gone? You m...

If I Were King 28.01.2017

This is a short song using the poem "If I Were King" by Alan Alexander Milne as apart of my children's poetry album. Music by Jamie Kimathi Milburn Lyrics: I often wish I were a King, And then I could do anything. If only I were King of Spain, I'd take my hat off in the rain. If only I were King of France, I wouldn't brush my hair for aunts. I think, if I were King of Greece, I'd push things off t...

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