Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon

61. Hiya dunge heads! Prepare yourself for some serious action! We've another exciting episode for you dear listener. This week, Jamie displays a limited knowledge of voodoo folklore, Mark attempts to introduce the Alien franchise to an apathetic, younger generation, and our main feature is mid 80s action/adventure movie; Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; the contr...

60. "You got zero percent Guinness all over your shoe, if it had any alcohol in it Mark, I'd be aghast." Burning incense, the damp blue walls, the devices of torture, a mountain of analogue tapes, weird chanting and two bare-chested, oiled up morons in executioners hoods, it can only mean one thing listener. You're back in the magical, creepy and yet dopey world of the Betamax Dungeon! We've got a...

59. Hiya listener, are you sure you're in the right place? This is the Betamax Dungeon, a safe space for weirdos, deviants, and generally unhinged people. Who also happen to love movies! As you've just read for yourself in the title above, we've got another jam packed episode for you, up for discussion with the dungeon duo this time; superhero movie burn out, cannibals on the road, Morticia Addams...

58. "Itchy jumpers on the nebuchadnezzar." Hello again you little weirdo, welcome back to the betamax dungeon, we've missed you. This episode; Jamie suffers a case of satanic memory loss, the duo discuss the recent "This Morning" scandal, Rob Zombie's 3 From Hell, and the main feature is Leigh Whannell's sci-fi action thriller, Upgrade. A movie that seems to share Jamie's pessimistic view of moder...

57. Whaddup dunge heads! Another warm welcome to you, deviant listener. This episode Jamie melts Fortch's brain with spaghetti splatter head scratcher; City of the Living Dead. Directed by dungeon favourite Lucio Fulci, this baffling bit of bunkum features psychic visions, a premature burial, crap zombies, regular snack stops, a head drilling and maggots. Lots of maggots. It also left Fortch with...

56. Hiya dunge heads!! Welcome again listener to the flickering candles and billowing crimson drapes of the betamax dungeon. This episode the dungeon duo discuss; Jack Kirby's DC comics series The New Gods and the main feature is Italian slasher; Stage Fright, which features wonky dubbing, terrible dance sequences and one of the most impractical killer's masks ever committed to film. Also popping...

55. "It sounds like a roundabout way of getting food." Greetings dungeon ghoulies and betamax boneheads, this week your least favourite podcasting heroes take a trip back to the satanic panic era with Ti West's slow burn shocker; The House of the Devil, a movie as much about pizza as it is Satan. Also, Fortch braves the horrors of the local fleapit to watch the latest marvel offering; Guardians vo...

54. Welcome back dunge heads, we've been expecting you! This week the two fools head into the swamplands of the deep south and try some seriously bad gumbo in the form of Walter Hill's survival thriller classic; Southern Comfort. They chat about the scintillating performance of Powers Boothe, the mystery of the one-armed trappers involvement and the moral of the story, never steal a strangers cano...

53. Hail to the king baby! Come get some listener! Welcome again to the weirdest dungeon ever! Not really, but we're relatively strange. This week the two morons crawl out of the dungeon, head to the local fleapit and rev up a chainsaw for recent cinema release; Evil Dead Rise! Eyeball popping, glass eating, pukey mayhem ensues. For the main feature, the two dickheads discuss; All The Boys Love Ma...

52. Roll up! Roll up listener!! Welcome dunge heads and betamax dribblers, as this week, we take you on a trip to the wildest big top ever! This episode the two morons discuss; the leftfield DC comics characters of Garth Ennis, a lack of enthusiasm for recent horror cinema releases and a possible glimmer of hope in upcoming Evil Dead Rise. For the main feature the two berks discuss; effects heavy...

51. Hiya listener!! This week we've a seriously packed episode for all you loyal dunge heads and betamax fiends. Topics up for discussion include: occultist and artist Austin Osman Spare, the weirdest Friday the 13th movie, Christopher Nolan, animator Ralph Bakshi and awkward porno viewing experiences. For the main feature the two idiots get clammy and twitchy discussing Richard Linklater's adapta...

50! Ahoy mateys! Welcome dunge heads to the 50th episode of your least favourite podcast. By way of celebration the two idiots get out of the dank dungeon for a change of scenery and head to the sunny seaside of Martha's vineyard apparently. The perfect setting to discuss the greatest movie of all time. Of. All. Time! That's right listener, this episode Jamie and Fortch discuss Spielberg masterpie...

49. Hiya listener, welcome once again to the enchanted dungeon of magical betamax dreams. or whatever. This week the two idiots discuss; the pioneer of L.S.D and academy award apathy, ghostface takes a slice out of the big apple in scream 6, Fortch tries to not give much away of provocative, single take, real time pot boiler; Soft and quiet, and our main feature is 80s star wars/magnificent seven...

48. Namaste listener! Welcome melty meatheads and betamax bozos. This week lovecraftian fishing simulator; Dredge, gets a mention, fortch chats about the exciting end of tv show severance, we remember quintessential 70s British director; Michael Winner, Jamie gets shakey palms and sweaty knees discussing high altitude, limited location nerve jangler; Fall, and our main feature is 70s melt movie cl...

47. Howdy ho listener. Welcome dungeon deviants and betamax boogers. This episode Jamie and Mark discuss forgotten slasher gem, Behind the mask: the rise of leslie Vernon, the excitement of cocaine bear opening night in chippenham, and tv mystery series of varying decades! #behindthemask #theriseofleslievernon #murdershewrote #severancetv #cocainebear

46. Greetings dungeon ghoulies and betamax enthusiasts. This week Jamie and Fortch get in to bear attack baffler; grizzly from 1976, crappy Sci fi from the 80s and Leslie Nielsen with his shirt off in a rainstorm. #grizzly #cult podcast#80s Sci-fi #animal attack movies.

45. Greetings Dungeon fans, we've dragged a bona fide classic out of the depths of the dungeon this week, slasher classic; Friday the 13th, gets the treatment and Fortch goes bananas over the new Puss in Boots movie, whilst Jamie looks on some what perplexed. Enjoy!! #fridaythe13 #pussinboots #thelastwish #cultmovie

44. Welcome fine listeners to another exiting episode of Chippenham Towns 3rd most listened to dungeon based movie podcast, The BetaMax Dungeon!! This week, Brandon Cronenberg's absolute mindbender of a movie; Possessor gets a going over, we chat wistfully about the Banshees of Inisherin, plus all the usual dungeon based fun. SPOILERS for both movies !!! #cronenberg #bansheesofinisherin #possessor...

43. Hey listeners, this week we take a look at Clint Eastwood's classic cop movie: Dirty Harry. Plus, due to the fact The BetaMax Dungeon is a truly international podcast with listeners all over the world, Jamie and Fortch share their knowledge of the good old U S of A, including such gems as; Where is Wisconsin?, Florida is like Bournemouth right? and When was Gentle Ben? anyway have fun!! #dirty...

42. Huge welcome to you, valued listener, this week, Fortch introduces his son to the wonders of horror movies with Get Out, Jamie expresses his knowledge of the Sasquatch and other more local cryptids, plus we take a reallllllllly deep dive (sorry, detailed analysis) into classic Manga live action adaptation; The Story of Ricky or Riki Oh. #rikioh #getout #ukhorror #cultmovie #thestoryofricky

41. Hello loyal listener, welcome to the dungeon! This week Fortchs favorite Vampire Western movie; Near Dark, gets a going over, made in 1987 the movie marked director Kathryn Bigelow's first solo directorial effort, also on the menu tonight is Mark Mylod's The Menu, see what I did there? Clever ain't we! Enjoy! #neardark #themenu #ukhorror #cultmovie

40. Welcome listeners, to another dip in the dungeon. This weeks main feature is the 1966 classic spaghetti western and Tarantino inspiration; Django. Plus, Jamie's favorite movies of 2022 AND you get to learn about; quicksand and peninsulas, for some reason. #django #themenu #x #cultmovie

39. Greetings listeners, we are back with a bang for 2023! This week; the boys start off arguing about Terrifier 2 (Fortch is a certified wuss ), go over Ti West's Pearl ( SPOILERS !!!) and do a detailed analysis of Wes Craven's seminal slasher classic; A Nightmare on Elm Street. Enjoy !! #pearlmovie #tiwest #terrifier2 #nightmareonelmsteet #freddiekruger #ukhorror

38. Hi listeners, we are in the twilight zone betwix Noél and the New Year, which is the perfect time to bring you an all new episode. This weeks movies are, Sam Fuller's 1981, highly controversial; White Dog, plus snippings of The Rock's Black Adam and Michael Crichton's Looker, see you all in the new year !!! #cultmovie #blackadam #whitedog

37. Hi there listeners, Yuletide brings many gifts from the Dungeon Masters this year. 1974's proto slasher; Black Christmas and 2006's Black Xmas, hows about that!! Plus the usual nonsense and arguing AND the boys take a look at the trailer for next years; Cocaine Bear, Enjoy and Merry Christmas! #blackchristmas #blackxmas #horror #cult