Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon

135. "Make the fangs foam!" Howdy strangers, welcome to the whiskey soaked saloon, that we call The Betamax Dungeon! It's summer holiday time and the dungeon doofs head off to a new fashioned, technological paradise of a theme park, for some old fashioned sex and violence. This week the main feature is Michael Crichton's Westworld. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that...

134. "I can't turn off, oh, it's because I've got a plaster on me hand." Greetings listeners, the dungeon door is open, enticing you once again with dark and forbidden delights! It's another casual chat type of episode. Mark has been watching a lot of Disney, Jamie's seen the new Final Destination entry and a klan exploitation movie from the 70s. Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunk...

133. "Mark, don't be afraid, because white pus would not dribble out of your face like that!" Hello there, listeners of the dark and diabolical. Thanks for joining us down in the depths once more. This episode, the dungeon dickheads take a look at Eli Roth's Hostel, the movie that helped coin the infamous phrase "torture porn." Typically, as ever, this podcast contains repeated ramblings, swearing...

132. "I never understood the fascination with Kiss." Hello miscreants, welcome once again to the dripping bowels of the Betamax Dungeon. Its a casual chat episode, which this time round is about recent marvel movie, Thunderbolts* Warning!! Massive Spoilers!!!! The two dopes also discuss marvel movies in general, and in the dying minutes Jamie mentions gruelling, heartbreaking serial killer movie;...

131. "We've got to talk about the ice cream man." Pucker up buttercup! Welcome loyal deviants to another "maim feature" episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week, the two numbskulls discuss early John Carpenter movie; Assault On Precinct 13. Or should that really be Precinct 9, division 13? I dunno. Not sure the numbers matter. What I do know, is that this podcast contains swearing and drunken opi...

130. "That was three seconds thinking about Superman's key." Hey there you loveable little fruitcake. Thanks for joining us, this episode is one of those "casual chat" type affairs. Jamie and Fortch don't drill down on any particular movie, they just have a bit of a catch up. This episode, the two dorks discuss TV show Yellowjackets (no spoilers), comicbook physics, cannibalism, and movies; The Co...

129. "I love a stormy night denouement!" Whaddup weirdos! It's another "maim feature" episode of the Betamax Dungeon, this week the BD2 tackle a tale of murder, lust, and shower scenes, with Brian De Palma's Dressed To Kill from 1980. A homage of Psycho, this one turned out to be pretty divisive, down in the dungeon! As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and boobs that could po...

128b. "I think you'd probably grow new teeth wouldn't you?" Hello listener and welcome to a special bonus episode of the Betamax Dungeon. The two idiots have been to the local fleapit to watch Delta blues vampire movie; Sinners and just had to blab all about. if you haven't seen Sinners yet, please do so, because this episode is heavy on the spoilers. Typically this podcast contains swearing and d...

128. "I've never been curious." Hello, lovers of the bizarre and uncanny. Put the kettle on, grab some tasty biscuits and settle in for another, "casual chat" episode of The Betamax Dungeon. This week the dungeon duo address a listener complaint, Jamie takes on the guise of agony aunt and the films discussed include; Strange Darling, Creep and Target (RIP Gene Hackman). As ever, this podcast conta...

127. "It was an experience!" Hiya beautiful people, welcome once again to a maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week the two doofs offer a detailed analysis of; Samurai Cop from 1991. This movie was so bad it was enough to make Mark and Jamie completely forget that they ever had such a thing as a "swear jar", their roasting of this film is that vitriolic. Typically this podcast conta...

126. "Mark Fortune's Erotic Fiction Theatre!" Greetings once again you lovely chuckleheads. Welcome back to the all new, newly formatted Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; the dungeon duo have a casual chat about the other works of David Lynch, dirty books, "mystery box" TV shows and the recent Oz Perkins movie; The Monkey (Spoilers!!) Typically this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, racy bits a...

125. "There's no grey area!" Whaddup weirdos, who's up for a midnight road trip into chaos and madness? Visionary director, David Lynch, sadly passed away earlier this year. For a belated tribute the two dungeon morons discuss the impact of his work in general, and present a main feature focusing on Wild At Heart from 1990. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and heated dis...

124. "He's got matted hair, crazy blue eyes, he's got a little bit of the rapscallion, Charles Manson about him." We're back in the dungeon baby! Thanks for sticking around, it's been a while. welcome back listener, we've returned from another brief hiatus, so this episode the dungeon doofs have a good catch up. There's tales of the mean streets of Chippenham, a fresh new format to contend with, a...

123. "We're gonna have a sandwich, and then shunt the shit out of you." Howdy ho weirdos, thank you for returning to the chilling embrace of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode; the two boneheads pay tribute to the late, great David Lynch RIP, Mark has been watching cartoons and Jamie has been watching inexplicable flop; Babylon. The maim feature is the seriously icky, subtle class system satire; So...

122. "Thats when the sheriff was buying his deodorant." Hello again, seekers of the strange and unusual. Welcome once again to the creepy inner sanctum of the Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; Mark explores his new found love of musical theatre, Jamie has watched a movie based around the video nasty hysteria of the early 80s and the maim feature is gory, atmospheric slasher; The Prowler. Typically...

121. "He looks like he stinks, and she still goes for it." Happy New Year you filthy animals! welcome back to the cozy, fireplace lit Betamax Dungeon. This episode, the dungeon dickheads discuss the best things what they seen in 2024 and they also venture to the local fleapit to watch Robert Eggers latest movie; Nosferatu. (Spoilers!!) Turns out this one was a little divisive. Typically this podca...

120. "My criteria Mark, is sex and violence." Merry Christmas dungeon friends! Welcome to the festive special of the Betamax Dungeon. Loads of jibber jabber this episode listener, the new James Gunn Superman trailer has the dungeon doofs optimistic for it, and leads to chat about Venom and Dr Who. Mark has watched; The Moors, and Jamie has watched George Kennedy in the "Human" Factor. The main fea...

119. "The chud hands look great!" Hiya cine freaks, our doors are wide and welcoming, step inside for some more ghoulish fun. This episode, Jamie has borrowed a dvd from a work mate and Mark has revisited a children's classic. The maim feature this week, is 80s sewer based monster romp; C.H.U.D. Also, stay tuned for more piss poor impressions near the end! Typically this podcast contains swearing,...

118. "We're gonna borrow one off you, and paint it black." Howdy ho dungeon fiends. Thanks for joining us. This episode the dungeon duo discuss recent trials and tribulations, including the sad death of horror icon Tony Todd, piss poor communication, localised flooding and a pesky missing episode. The maim feature this week is truly something to get excited about, it's epic 80s sword and sorcery "...

117. "Do you ever think about dying?" Hello Dunge heads. Join us once again, in a celebration of the weird and the macabre! This week; Mark delivers a spoiler free review of; Heretic, Jamie has also been to the local flea pit and has a spoiler free review of; Smile 2. There is also some emotionally vulnerable Star Trek chat, and the maim feature is 1980s zombie comedy; The Return of the Living Dea...

116. "What's she milking in there?" Hello fellow weirdos, step inside our dungeon door, but prepare yourself for the unearthly oddities lurking with in, there they are, just sitting on a sofa and conversing with gerbils. Oh boy, do we have a fun episode for you this week listener. Jamie has been reliving his childhood by reading Batman comics and watching wrestling, and the maim feature is Robert...

115. "Cujo was obvious." Happy Samhain trick or treaters! Or Halloween for the normies! Welcome back to the pumpkin strewn, bat flappy Betamax Dungeon. This episode, there is more chit chat on the new Joker movie (spoilers skip to 24:42), Jamie has watched the splattery Terrifier 3 at the local flea pit (spoilers skip to 32:00) Mark has watched Dracula on a cruise movie; The Last Voyage of the Dem...

114. "He's clearly trying to swing a heavy object into my head." A spooky time indeed! You can almost smell the pumpkin spiced lattes in the air listener, as the dungeon duo start to get into a Halloween state of mind. Its another bumper episode for your fun loving lug holes, as this week Jamie and Fortch discuss three new releases; Cuckoo (spoilers skip 3:30 to 11:54), The Substance (spoilers ski...

113. "Were they trying to boil her in a bath?" Boom! Another ninja kick to the face! How do listener, welcome to the action packed Betamax Dungeon. This episode sees the dungeon duo discuss upcoming releases, The Substance and Terrifier 3, Mark has been watching The Penguin TV show and the maim feature is violent, early 80s ninja movie; Revenge of the Ninja. As usual, this podcast contains swearin...

112. "Broadcasting live from Chippenham's historic radial gate!" Greetings once again from the darkside, thanks for joining us listener. This episode; Jamie attempts to boost local tourism and casts unwarranted doubt on the moon landing, Mark has been watching Rebel Ridge on Netflix and the maim feature is museum based monster movie; The Relic. The dungeon doofs had a lot of fun revisiting this 90...