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It's the final episode of Two Whatevers Way Up, and the gang goes out on a high note. We discuss the most recent update for Helldivers 2. The Illuminate are here and the game is fixed! We also reminisce about the seven years of podcast recording and say our goodbyes. Thank you for all the memories. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: March 23, 2021. The final extended Patreon upload. The crew goes through the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League, which while arguably Snyder's best film, it still has major problems. This ends Jesse's trilogy of film rescue's covering this Man Of Steel and BVS.Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode release Date: April 17, 2020. The big kahuna! The five hour edit of the Batman v Superman film rescue. MovieBob joined us to discuss how we got this mangled mess of a film. Apologies for audio quality. We were still figuring out how to record remotely during the Covid times. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: January 19, 2020. Not a Patreon episode, but the first in a trilogy of episodes fixing the Zack Snyder Superman trilogy. The whole crew goes through the ins and outs of the most divisive Superman film ever made. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Jesse is joined by Case Aiken from Another Pass Podcast and Jeremy from Toyzforshotz to discuss the most confusing action film, Tenet. Hope also kind of joined them in spirit. For now, this is the final episode of The Film Rescue show...until the next one. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Jesse interviews journalist Maureen Ryan (Variety, Vanity Fair) to discuss her book Burn It Down, which is an expose on the nature of harassment and abuse within the Hollywood system. If you'd like to reach out to Mrs. Ryan, her website is. https://www.moryan.com/ Her book "Burn It Down" is also available in stores and online now. https://www.amazon.com/Burn-Down-Complicity-Change-Hollywood/dp/006...

Original Episode Release Date: March 10, 2022. Everyone slowly descends into insanity as they slog through the CGI mess of Transformers 3. There was a lot of drinking on this episode because otherwise no one would be able to stomach this mess of a film. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Jesse and Hope dive into two crime thrillers. One of which is considered one of the best crime thrillers ever made, and the other is an action vehicle for John Travolta. Late era Tony Scott films were a hell of a thing. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: April 27, 2020. The Wachowski's brought us a live action anime that makes almost no sense. The gang tries to unravel it and make it coherent. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: April 23, 2020. The crew tries to unravel the weird nonsense of Stephen King's magnum opus IT, and pitch a better version of the second chapter adaptation. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: April 16, 2020. The gang tackles a failed start to a franchise. How do you screw up fantasy Star Wars? This was so easy to get right and they didn't. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: February 9, 2023. While there never was an Amazing Spider-Man 3, that didn't stop the gang from speculating what it could have been. Also, they delete Morbius from the timeline. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: May 1, 2020. The crew discusses a big let down in the Sci-Fi genre, the forgotten Tom Cruise action vehicle Oblivion. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: March 30, 2020. The gang goes deep into discussion on the one and only Fast and Furious spin-off film, Hobbs and Shaw. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: April 24, 2019. One of the earliest Patreon exclusive episodes. Seth and Devon challenged themselves to pitch a Dark Disney version of The Rescuers. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: March 30, 2020. The crew fails for the first time to fix a film that is so broken that almost no one involved with it discusses it anymore. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: June 10, 2020. The crew dives into a great film and works on ways to update it for the modern day as it seems like it aged extremely well. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: April 2, 2020. The crew dives into one of the first films that was put on VOD once the COVID lockdown happened. Thus far, Valiant Comics first and last attempt to build a cinematic universe. What a huge disappointment. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Jesse and Hope dive into a discussion of two fantastic adaptations of a classic musical, West Side Story. One feels like a stage show, the other feels like a big budget film. Which one was superior? Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: March 30, 2020. The crew dives deep into what is considered the worst X-Men film. So bad that even lead actor Hugh Jackman publicly called it out as terrible. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: July 19, 2019. A long, in-depth discussion of the botched sequel, Men in Black 2. This is a film where every single scene has something wrong with it. This is a long episode. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: November 12, 2020. The gang tackles a wildly bad buddy cop film starring Stallone and Russell. The film probably exists solely for the title. At least it had a really good theme song. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: May 9, 2021. We stopped doing comedies on Film Rescue because the quick fix was "make it funny." This movie has way more problems than just being not funny. Russ Burlingame returned with this bizarre continuation of the Pink Panther series. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: March 23, 2020. The gang tackles one of the most offensive films of the last five years, Rambo Last Blood. A fantastic pitch and a fun episode filled with laughs despite the films' content. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt  

Original Episode Release Date: December 25, 2020. The gang coins the term "blunderbuster" in this episode and dives deep into the misshapen mess that was Paul W.S. Anderson's take on the classic novel The Three Musketeers. Produced by  Jesse Fresco Hope Wyatt