Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Podcast

JAXILLY is back, and so is brother from another mother Sean, and brother from the same mother, Sam to talk about the seventh episode of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk about complex temporal mechanics never before seen in Trek, sine waves, 007 for some reason, video games, and so much more!  There's temporal displacement in that podcast!

JAXILLY is back, and so is Ferengi brother Kregg Castillo to PROFIT from the sixth episode of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk about having a great Ferengi back again, struggle to remember the treasure-hoarding kooky character from their childhoods, hear again about Jack's hyper-specific lighting preferences, engage in advertently time Bar...

JAXILLY Prodigy Talk is back, and so is ape brother Geoff Clarke to dive DEEP into the fifth episode of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk about names with wood, the joys of Japanese Seinfeld, bullying, the 2 nd Episode of Boba Fett AGAIN, and, oh, yes, the four classic Trek characters appearing in the ep. They also assemble their own four-p...

Like the one with the whales, it's the conclusion of the Sam, Sean and Jack spend around four hours phasering the shit trilogy that just kind of happened this season as they close out the weird artificial "mid-season finale" of Disco.  Sean gets his wish, as Stamets and David Cronenberg get into it over AI. Meanwhile, your boys are getting into it over Tarka, timespace and free will, Marvel comics...

In this episode of Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks, Picard, Lower Decks & Prodigy Podcast, the first in nearly a month, Sam Stovold and Sean Davis join Jack to offer their timely opinions on Stormy Weather, the sixth episode of Season 4 of Discovery (which ended three weeks ago) and the premiere of The Book of Boba Fett (which ended two months ago).  Enjo...

Sean Davis and Sam are BACK to talk about The Examples, in this brave new Tilly-free world. But when T'Kuvma writes out a Tilly, he writes in a TARKA. Join us as we dish on this mysterious new asshole, offer up some cool theories, ask the BIG Cronenberg Questions, do some extremely topical Hawkeye talk (Talkeye?), discuss our own names and finish off with an in-depth discussion of the Koopalings! ...

  Jack and Sean (After the Credits) get together to talk about Tilly's last hurrah! They're also talkin' Final Fantasy plottin', racism, BSG, how this episode is weirdly reminiscent of Revenge of the Sith, whether director John Ottman is the same guy who scored  X2, international Pepsi sales, and so much more.  They then celebrate Tilly the only way they know how: through a long drunken discussion...

Jack chooses to podcast with Barm, Sean Davis (After the Credits) and his Akira Minute cohost, Richard Dunham! They're talkin' about shit, like Yoda, Chingy's love, Tilly's teeth, the Jabronians, Micheal's mom, nunjas, and so much more.  Choose to live by choosing to listen!

"Anomaly" is the 54th episode of the American science fiction television series Star Trek: Enterprise, the second episode of the third season. The episode was written by co-producer Mike Sussman and directed by David Straiton, his fifth for the show.  Set in the 22nd century, the series follows the adventures of the first Starfleet starship Enterprise, registration NX-01. Season three of Enterpris...

Disco Season 4 coverage finally begins, and in the best way possible!  With another round of the Jack stupidly lost his audio game. Fortunately, it's Sam to the rescue as he and Jack hop back in to record new audio to awkwardly mesh with Sean and Barm (and a certain hop-on)'s audio, making this episode simultaneously a discussion and a reaction, two months old and also a week old, nonsensical and...

JAXILLY is back in 2022, and so is ape brother Geoff Clarke to dive DEEP into the fourth episode of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk about shitty Steven Segal novels, the joys of Japanese Seinfeld, CGI vines and so much more!  WARNING: Due to Jack being a bonehead, half of his audio is gone. In an audacious experiment, he attempts to recor...

JUST in time for Christmas 2021, George Lucas sits down for a fascinating Yuletide chat with Continuity Carlos.

JAXILLY is back again, and so is brother from another mother, Barm, and cohost from another podcast Kevin Young, in cat boots to dive DEEP into the third episode  of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad.  Join them as they talk ALL about the future of ST profanity, the fun of Janeway, the scariness of CGI Janeway, Romance language superlatives, whether any kids are a...

JAXILLY is back again, and so is brother from another mother, Barm, in cat boots to dive DEEP into the second episode  of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad.  Join them as they talk ALL about gorgeous CGI food, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethor and sons, Trek tunes, the fun of Janeway, and whether any kids are actually watching or care about this...

JAXILLY is finally back, and so are the Super Rios Bros., in cat boots to dive DEEP into the pilot of this CGI children's show!  And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad.  Join them as they talk ALL about kid TREK vs. Kid Wars, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethors and McPoyles, Trek tunes, their more nuanced feelings about Voyager, and so much more, including the on-air inaugural...

Kregg and Jack do their thing again, where they get plastered and talk about Star Wars. Sorry for everyone who's waiting for Prodigy talk, don't worry, IT'S COMING. But YOU'LL be coming multiple times as you hear EIGHTEEN rankings and NINE Japanese titles as these two drunk Star Wars and cartoon fans indulge themselves. Hey, we gotta rub one out to Star Wars in between two seasons of Trek toons! I...

The Super Rios Brothers enter Stovold'kor to get drunker than Cristobal Rios on his third bottle of aguardiente to talk about the latest Trek book wackiness from John Jackson Miller, and boy do they accomplish that as they read this tragicomic tale of Benzites, Miradorns, Iotians, and more wacky Trek characters who you never imagined would be in a story together.  CLASSIC PICARD. iViva Rios!

It's finally here, for the five or so you out there who care, but you'll find out it was WORTH THE WAIT to hear Barm, Sean Davis and Richard Dunham (plus a few surprise pop-ons [you're gonna get some pop-ons/offs]) chat about the action/beluga/Sonia Gomez-packed Season 2 Cliffhanger of Lower Decks. THRILL to talk of the rubber ducky room, airport lit authors of the 90s and aughts, Liam Neeson's pr...

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For this homage to a bunch of classic Star Trek scenes with some new material, Jack has assembled a team of classic guests with one new one!  Occasional emailer Michelle Ugalde beams aboard to gibbering madness, and FUN! For better or worse (only Michelle knows for sure!) she gets the ultimate Jaxilly experience and to her credit proves herself to be as silly as anyone in this megasized drunken St...

Sean and Barm are down near where those pleasant "mosaic'ed"  fountains lie doing their usual routine on Jack's deck, because IT WORKS, dammit.  It's like he gets off on being podcasting. What gets Jack going? Try talking about well… porn, trying to remember the names of minor characters from LOST, Rick and Morty and DARK, AGAIN, guacamole and ramen, some trademark Big Sean Ideas, the evolution of...

It's Reopening the Wormhole week up in this bitch, as RTW cohosts Sam and Kevin reunite with Jack to talk PAKLED PLANET SHENANIGANS, beloved anomalies, slugs and SCORPIONS and the RED SHIRTS.  The best way to kick off such a discussion is with an extended review of the work of Kurtwood Smith, before circling back to Kzintis, Ape Pokemon, Jack's first taste of Hard Seltzer, his embarrassing Kiwi ac...

It's a Starbase-sized episode  as Jack calls back Barm, Sean, and Sam to talk about a really fun Lower Decks ep just jam-packed with Trek deep cuts, a heartwarming email section, and then close out with some Trailer-Sailin' and news talk about SNW, Prodigy, Picard Season 2 and all the other crazy crap that came out on Star Trek day.  You'll also hear the boys consciously changing their dialects, g...

Jack (cohost of the APECAST!) gets so excited about the meeting of the classic ape-like Mugatos with villainous laser-whippin' Ferengis that he has to call Ferengi expert Kregg (obviously!), Barm (as you do) and brother Sam (why not?) to go absolutely APESHIT over this wacky adventure.  In the spirit of the episode, they have plenty of pronunciation problems of their own, while talking the Kzinti,...

Sean Davis is back to talk Lower Decks and the return (in very different ways) of both Tom Paris and Shaxs with Jack and Barm, but not before they try to remember any time Tom Cruise has died in a movie.  After that, it's on to discussing some great Tendi/Mariner material, our feelings on the Shaxs revival, , separating our feelings on Voyager and Tom Paris, the implications of the Pakled threat,...