Jabbo and the Teeb

THE CHAISE HAS ARRIVED! MAY ALL BALLS BE EMPTYED! Jabbs finally gets his chaise and basks in the light of his recent fantasy victories. Teeb, on the other hand, dips into the parts of his sick fuck brain that makes us love him so much. Sick documentaries? Yep. Our desire for mind altering drugs? Yep. Hints on finding Jabbo's tubby ass nude that he posted on Twitter forever ago? Yep. Plus, the guys...

I don't know what's worse, coming up with titles, or making sure we don't go too far into the weeds with some of our convos. lol. Teeb dreams of coffee and trying to figure out what decade he belongs in, I trash the shit out of new slang, and we both try and figure out the upcoming Chappelle and Rogan show. We talk vaccinations, roller skates, and why Carson is still on the hunt for Teeb. We talk...

Hola you sons and daughters of bitches! We love you. Like a whole bunch. Enough that ol Teeb leans on all of us as an ear for his bad day. Maybe Jabbo wasn't the best choice? Maybe he will be less of an ass and cut his buddy a break? Maybe they rattle on about the new Spider Man trailer, so it doesn't matter? Listen to the guys and their feelings on Teeb's day, the new Spider Man trailer, why Dani...

Oh the waters we swim in...another episode of Jabbo and the Teeb where were TRY and navigate the LBGTQ+ world. Boy, do we fuck this up. Teeb and Jabbo ask the questions they've wanted to ask. Yeah, we can read shit, but it's so much better to get it from YOU. Not to offend, to laugh and educate. Between Teeb wanting to be able to compliment someone at the gym on their cock and Jabbo not knowing pr...

Well, we have tried and failed at movie reviews, but somehow, we refuse to give the fuck up! We watched The Suicide Squad! Do you even need to know more? Fuck, we butcher this one...

After a short break, Jabbo is back, oh yeah, Teeb is too. The guys have been all over the globe and reunite to do what they do best, insult one another while telling the stories of their individual treks. Were there tits? Listen and find out! Did Teeb start a riot in the silverback cage? Listen and find out. Is Jabbo expecting a half dolphin child? Listen and find out! It's another good run with s...

We got it done! A late post but a Threeway Wednesday has been kept! So, Jabbo explains how he ALMOST dropped the ball fully...and to be honest, how Teeb did the damn thing to make it happen. It's a random rambling. I call prolly tell you what we DON'T talk about and it would be easier. We talk about our love for Canadians...how insulting Teeb should be a national past time...how so much improper p...

Back in the fold being as gross as we wanna be! Ok, that was lame but you get the point. We're back and knee deep in the Cosby controversy! Teeb has a mini staycation. Jabbo is still training to fight...his neighborhood. Teeb shares fond memories of "Fusion" and a finger roaming mud bath. We show up...no matter if it's to talk about wearing shirts to bed or why cults don't get sexier members. You...

There are certain episodes that we have recorded that make us laugh due to our complete ability to be vulgar as fuck. This is one of those episodes. I don't know, maybe it's Teeb's new "thing" for Matcha. We go in on this episode. We don't hang as much as we used to, so these are those golden moments we share..Jabbs talks about the etiquette to jerking off in other people's houses...Teeb is in lov...

El Pulso Xmas Album? We got you. The greatness that is Clint Howard? Check. Why Teeb watched One Tree Hill? Done. Jabbo's dream of writing obscure ass sequels? Yep. The absolute gangsterdom of Suge Knight? Scary, but yes. Another solid fuckin episode from two bearded fucks that STILL keep giving you podcast greatness? Kinda. lol. We're back muthafukkas!

Jabbo's new show! We will be back next week with fresh Jabbo and the Teeb, but you get this instead. It's Jabbology baby!

Welcome to another new episode of Jabbo and the Teeb, now with more Teeb! Yep, he's back to his co hosting gig and we couldn't be happier. Come find out about the hot career of the new up and coming artist, El Pulso! Walk down memory lane with ol Teeby as he chronicles his working years at the Do Wop Shop. lol We can't MAKE this shit up. Plus a little Paul Mooney love mixed in with more great orig...

Jabbo's new show! We will be back next week with fresh Jabbo and the Teeb, promie, but you get this instead. It's Jabbology baby!

Hello folks! Co-host Jabbo of Jabbo and the Teeb fame has finally launched his second show! This is the it. Come and study the science of Jabbo. Find out who his friends are. Listen to some of the funniest, best, stories ever. Come be apart of the weird love and positivity thing. It cost nothng and I'm pretty sure you can't catch anything that won't wash off. ENJOY!

Man, these fuckin titles. LOL. Welcome to the THUNDERDOME! We did it. It happened. You wanted it. You got it. The guys FINALLY have their mini golf showdown. What in the actual hell? You get the full story on the competitive cluster fuck that was our golf outing. Toss in some Marvel Phase Four talk..mix in some insults, bad singing..uh, a dash of Teebyisms and yeah, you got a full episode. Jabbo d...

Every episode we give you is always us...unapologetically. Nothing has changed. We always have a helluva time when we get to record but we can't remember the last time we had this much fun! We write a dope ass song on the spot and sing it...alot. We talk...alot. Jabbs talks about some family time, we talk about how great a fuckin onion volcano REALLY is. THERE IS A MINI GOLF CHALLANGE PLANNED. We...

Well well well, look who showed the fuck back up this week? Jabbo and the Teeb on the proper three way Wednesday as promised. Jabbo walked that road alone and someone was stuck at work, itching to get back at it, and we did! Jabbo's sex positions? Check. Teeb still unpoor? Check. Does Friends suck? Check. At this point, do we even need to go on? You know what to expect from us by now....reunited a...

Hello all! We did something...well, Jabbo did something. In our awesome attempt to keep it fresh than a motherfucker, Jabbs goes it alone! It's ok. We still love Teeby, he just has a little thing to do called work. lol. Can't even begin to tell ya, welcome to an hour of ALOT of Jabbo. Like...a bunch. You'll see. Hear his woke/enlightened wanna be ass slather you up only the way he can. Outkast did...

It's NEW. No cutting room floor, just fresh hot, and Jabby! We are back to doing what we do best...rambling. Have you ever wondered  the proper reaction to waking up to a blowjob is? Would you like to purchase Purp Cow? Oh yeah, there is WAY more! lol. Ol Teeby needs the black guy to validate one of his jokes, find out why you can't quote Hitler, and why jerking off to Boy Meets World is COMPLETEL...

Sometimes when we go through all our old shit that we have recorded, we occasionally find a jewel or two that we either just forgot to post, or forgot existed. This is completely one of those episodes. Made pre Christmas, come with us...oh yeah, Jabbo and the Teeb, as we discuss Jabbo's Christmas adventures! Teeby tells us that it's ok to lie..along with hating poors and his need to find out how s...

We have to dedicate this to our buddy Nash! We will make it up to you. lol. Come and listen to us kiss Nash's ass over a missed opportunity...set against the back drop of Teeb loving the Snyder Cut! We chop it up over Snyder and the New JL flick and Teeb's love for Thor. Jabbs launches into a rant that would make any Sprint user stand up and cheer. We talk about why James Cameron doesn't ever have...

We here at Jabbo and The Teeb like to give you all the fresh content like, ALL the time....except right now. From the floor of the porn shack, we have yet another unadulterated episode that for some reason has NOT seen the light of day. We are taking a shot in the dark with this one. I know that we are both on it..if it sucks, blame Jabbo! It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you. Without...

Holy shit! Close but no bukkake, huh? I guess the splash is good enough, or it better be! One is Jabbo. One is Teeb. Both are pretty awesome. If you're reading this, it means you"ve signed on for another episode! Shout out to Jeffery Tambor. Oh Lordy, Gina, Gina, Gina! She's cute. She could get her face pasted..but she now apparently has no job! We go over the Carano firing, why you don't FUCK wit...

We made another thing. On our own. We even pulled up our pants and wiped on our own. This is the shit you show up for! We take a break from the hiatus to talk turkey...well, television. Jabbo was forced to watch Grey's Anatomy. At gunpoint. Poor him. We discuss alot of shit. Come play catch up with us. It's never a bad thing. It's a good thing...like nipple slip good. 

I wish there was like..I dunno, a bad singing opening button. I'd apply it so hard right now. Anywho, here we are. Back for the 19th time with more ramblings! Prepare to see us with our full blown dorks out! We talk the Disney Investors meeting and all that we now know! Jabbs gets his Daredevil rant in, while we discuss why Stars Wars fans are the best/worst bunch in the world. Star Wars! Fucking...