JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over more chaotic moral dilemmas - some submitted by our audience, some found online, and a couple submitted by Jaack's mates.  Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five?  A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig...

For our first guest episode in a long while, we sit down with ItalianBach AKA 24 year old Isaac who has over 2.8 million followers on Tik Tok and nearly a million on YouTube. After posting online for 15+ years, he’s built up a selection of tips for online success that he shares with us today. He also shares his (bleeding) love for Leona Lewis, his obsession with rose sex toys, and the real reason...

It’s been over two years since we’ve done an ‘Everybody Has A Price’! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are once again naming their price to do some unpleasant tasks that were submitted to our subreddit. Drinking sweat, queue jumping, giving up football, and living with flies constantly buzzing around your head.  How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock o...

It's Stevie's- sorry STEVE's birthday tomorrow and instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. Jaack and Robbie have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Stevie. With the party attendees, cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty...

Robbie has been fighting children, Stevie has been fighting parents, and Jaack has been fighting his bathroom sink - we’re back from our break with an All Caught Up! Stevie has found the biggest c**t in the world at his kid’s sports day… and for once, it wasn’t himself. Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life cr...

Welcome back to the learning pod. Get ready to absorb ALL the knowledge. Stevie has brought another batch of creations from throughout history, and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide whether they’re strokes of genius, or deeply cursed.  We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discov...

What’s better than a double main show week? A double FOURSKINS main show week!  We posted 21 polls to Twitter and asked our audience to vote on which of the four hosts is ‘most likely to’ for each scenario. We have a lot to say about the final results…  Who’s most likely to: break a world record, clap when the plane lands, give a great lap dance, fall for an online scam, forget their best friend’s...

Sun’s out, pints are cold, and it truly is “Happy Hour” in the pub as the FourSkins are back for another summer quiz! The boys are donning their shit shirts (Robbie picked out a regular shirt from his wardrobe) and locking horns over nine quiz rounds.  Jaack is taking his role of quiz master very seriously, Alfie is outed as a fake fan of a famous film franchise, and Robbie has some very juicy gos...

Today on the show, we welcome the one and only StevoTheMadMan - ex-pro footballer turned grime music producer turned Snapchat king! If you’ve ever laughed at a chaotic family video, seen a man pierce his belly button to teach a parenting lesson, or watched someone wax the skin off their balls for content… it was probably Stevo.  We dive deep into the unlikely path that led him down his varied care...

Human creativity has no limits, but maybe sometimes it should have. In a new series, Stevie has found a collection of unique inventions from throughout history and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide which are deemed good or bad.  There’s a device to help people tackle their bad eating habits, but it accidentally doubles as something else. We hear about a car that unexpectedly self destructs, a...

Car boot sales. Charity shop shelves. Lynx Africa gift sets. For most people, it’s junk. For Josh Wright AKA ClickWright - it’s gold. He’s an expert in turning trash to cash and has amassed a staggering number of followers because of his unconventional job as a full time reseller. From the very first sale that got him started down the path of flipping, to growing his following to half a million, J...

Welcome to the 2025 edition of the annual Jaack and Stevie Q&A where the boys are here to dish some brutally honest answers to your questions!  We reveal the reason we don’t call guests out on their controversial past during their interview, the closest we’ve been to quitting the podcast, and what we’re planning to release after Robbie has died…  Why can’t we cover topical news stories? What’s the...

One Man. 5,000 Takeaways. Zero Salads. It’s a strange business model but Matt - creator of Food Review Club - has managed to make it his livelihood due to his genuine passion for speaking about food. The brutally honest takeaway taster has spent the last 7 years travelling the globe in search of hidden gems and shares with us the few places he’s ever dared to rate a full 10. Matt reveals where the...

The boys are donning their metaphorical priest hats and inviting the listeners to step into the confessional booth and share their deepest and darkest sins.  From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted?  Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardwar...

Tattoo artist and body mod icon Grace Neutral sits down for a brutally honest deep dive into the world of extreme body modification. Spending her childhood training as a ballerina, her life drastically changed direction after discovering the punk scene. Grace talks us through her own body mod procedures - none of which are actually legal - from a split tongue, to pixie ears, to tattooed eyeballs,...

Shenanigans is shenani-gone. The wolf went hungry, and starved to death. Someone ripped his f*cking arms off. Robbie has died of old age (just kidding, but he is really old). In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie ha...

This week, Jaack and Stevie are joined by the band that defined their teenage years - The Kooks! Luke Pritchard and Hugh Harris talk us through their early days at BRIT school, getting signed by Virgin Records at just 16 years old (too young to legally sign a contract!), and dealing with the fame that came practically overnight.  With no plans to even be a singer, Luke tells us which songs were un...

Holy smokes batman, a new pope just dropped so we’re getting topical and learning all about the intimate ins and outs of how it all works, and uncovering what the pope candidates are actually getting up to inside the church walls… Stevie had an eventful trip away where he unknowingly embarked on a haunted hike AND  got bullied by a Welsh shopkeeper. Robbie’s been smashing the gear and drunkenly bo...

The boys are back with a fourth instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, diving into a fresh batch of unbelievable humans hoping to fill some more spaces indra book.  From an athlete who runs marathons in his sleep (no, not Jaack), to a mental calculator (no, not Stevie), to a guy with majorly wacky height issues (don’t you dare).  There’s genuine biological superpowers that could give Hardest...

Check out episode #555 for part 1 of this interview. Dominic Milton Trott isn’t your stereotypical drug taker, but having self-administered 182 different drugs, he is without a doubt the most experienced. Author of ‘The Drug User’s Bible’, Dominic has turned his substance taking adventures into a mission to promote safety and knowledge.  The Drug Users Bible: https://www.drugusersbible.com PDF Dow...

Dominic Milton Trott isn’t your stereotypical drug taker but having self-administered 182 different substances, he is, without a doubt, one of the most experienced. As the author of The Drug User’s Bible, Dominic has turned his substance-taking adventures into a mission to promote safety and knowledge. In Part 1 of his interview, we discover how a well-spoken computer nerd made his fortune and fir...

Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are debating YOUR unpopular opinions, from beer to bedtimes to baked beans. Are streaming services one big scam? Have Nando’s lost the plot on pricing? Are Marvel movies missing the mark?  The boys are discussing if it’s ever okay to share hygiene products with strangers, whether straight men can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race, and if crisps are the most cursed food going. Plus...

It’s Andy Goldstein’s second appearance in the Happy Hour studio - and this time he’s going head to head with Stevie in a game of “Would You Lie To Me?”. With his luscious locks and quick wit, this is Stevie’s toughest opponent to date as he has to decipher whether Andy’s stories are true or lies. Did Liam Gallagher interrupt his summer barbecue? Did a controversial on-air prank lead to him gettin...

Stevie has sprung a surprise quiz on Jaack and Alfie after learning some new trivia! He has a bunch of wild facts (and a few fibs) to test their knowledge and blow their tiny minds.  Do redheads require more anaesthetic? Can flamingos deliver mail in Miami? Do sausages make good lifejackets? Is it impossible to deafen a chicken? The boys battle it out for fact supremacy while going off on the usua...

We’re joined by highly requested chaotic comedian Jamie Hutchinson, in an episode that covers everything from his weird solo hobbies, to his horse racing obsession, to the unconventional way he deals with hecklers. He temporarily became the fastest human on the planet, has beef with the producers of a famous TV show, and once breastfed a guy on stage. We find out why he completely rebranded himsel...