It's Time To Watch The Muppets

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Kaye Ballard. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Aretha Franklin, Rice Crispy Treats, Lesbian history, weddings, old commercials, Batman '89, fad diets, "Sesame Street on Weed", and more.   "Embarrassed at the "square" music that he and the others have to play each week on the show, Floyd announces that the band is quitting...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Ethel Merman. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Fraiser Crane, Cheers, Haunted Mansion, Lamb Chop, The Nanny, Hoopla, and more.   "Fozzie's agent, Irving Bizarre, arrives at the theater to negotiate Fozzie's contract with Kermit who ends up offering Fozzie ten times as much money - despite the fact the bear made nothing be...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Twiggy. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Gonzo on The Muppet Babies, A League Of Their Own, Woodstock '99, The Beatles, and more.   "Kermit is skeptical when everyone backstage is terrorized by "the Phantom of the Muppet Show" aka Uncle Deadly, a monster-actor who performed in the theater years ago, got panned by the crit...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Valerie Harper. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Daria, Roseanne, BBC, the Blarney Stone,  the Sheens, Step Mom, of course conspiracies, and more.   "Impressed with guest star Valerie Harper's beauty, Statler and Waldorf argue over who will go backstage to meet her so they decide to flip for her. Statler wins and sets off...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Vincet Price. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, "It Never Ends" by Tom Scharpling, violence in film, Black Widow, and more.    "In honor of guest star Vincent Price, the show is filled with monsters, ghosts, vampires and spooky sketches. Meanwhile, a three-headed monster tries to audition for Kermit."   ITTWTM shirts! http...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Phyllis Diller. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Beautician & The Beast, Unhappily Ever After, Kevin Can F*** Himself, Starbucks Blonde, 90s censorship, and more.    "Aging wardrobe woman Hilda tries to make herself look younger by putting on a wig, some makeup and even some "very tight foundation garments."   Follow us:...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Ben Vereen. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, The Nanny, local NJ record store Vintage Vinyl, musical theater, Hysteria, a special game, and more.    "Fozzie gets stuck in a trick cabinet owned by Marvel the Magician (who is in Toledo) and is left perform his act while in and have two pig stagehands tip the box over so Foz...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Avery Schreiber. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Wishbone, big tables, Batman, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Shallow Hal, Aladdin and more.    "In an effort to make Kermit jealous, Miss Piggy instructs Scooter to tell him that guest star Avery Schreiber is smitten with her. But when Kermit finds out it was all a trick, Piggy kara...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Ms. Candice Bergen. Distracted rants include but are not limited to, Laraine Newman, Out Of This World, Unkel, Gritty, Step By Step, and of course The Rugrats.    "Fozzie brings a string of deliveries to Kermit which results in some real lousy gags driving the poor frog crazy."   Follow us: @ITTWTM   ITTWTM shirts! https://www.teepublic....

Have you never heard of the BANANA SKETCH?! HOW?! Well if you haven't, you're not alone. IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! So after you've finished your stream sit down with Meg & Doug!   Fozzie performs the famous "Banana Sketch" by Gags Beasley which everyone (including guest Sandy Duncan) has heard of. Everybody, except for Kermit.   Follow us: @ITTWTM   ITTWTM shirts! https://www.teepublic.com/t...

It's Time To Watch The Muppets! With Meg & Doug! "Fozzie hatches a plan to get even with Statler & Waldorf when he does his act. But the bear becomes crushed when he gets replaced with guest Bruce Forsyth."   Follow us on twitter & instagram: @ITTWTM   ITTWTM shirts! https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/21898238-ittwtm?store_id=333945      Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! And we have some questions... Did Kermit steal stage time from Fozzie? This episode Meg & Doug talk all about the Peter Ustinov episode of The Muppet Show. And only get derailed about 72 times.    "Kermit becomes jealous when Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Hilda and Scooter rave about Peter Ustinov who later admits that he's jealous of Kermit saying that he's always wanted to be a frog."   Follow...

Meg & Doug continue their talks of Gonzo's emotions and potential of being on the autism spectrum. They delve into what the "UK Spot" is meant to accomplish. Talk Sesame Street and more... IT'S TIME TO TALK THE MUPPETS!   Kermit cancels Miss Piggy's song for fear of overshadowing guest star Lena Horne. At least that's Piggy thinks, until finds out the real reason for being cut: he didn't want her...

Is Harvey Norman known for mean spirited humor? Will the real Miss Piggy please stand up? We unpack a rough episode of The Muppet Show.   Kermit begins to worry that guest star Harvey Korman isn't having a great time because he complains of being the "token person" on the show with all the dogs, frogs, pigs and chickens as well as the fear of hoof-and-mouth disease. So the rest of the Muppets come...

The reveal of another Piggy? Is Gonzo trying to hide behind Scooter? Why do bananas dance with rats? All these questions and more on this weeks episode of IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS!   When he's unable to get a spot on the show, Gonzo asks Scooter to be his manager. Scooter thinks Gonzo should do a rock act by banging a large rock with a mallet. Later, Gonzo tries female impersonation in a dre...

Doug & Meg finally see a Wayne And Wanda sketch they LOVE!    Scooter talks Fozzie in doing "The Telephone Pole Bit" and Fozzie practices dutifully until he finds out what the bit is really all about.   Follow the show: @ITTWTM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meg & Doug discuss the attacks on Miss Piggy's character, classism, cancel culture, gaslighting, and more on what just may be the best episode of ITTWTM!   The Muppet Theater is plagued by pig-related problems with The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers flubbing their opening act and Miss Piggy throwing herself at an uninterested Kermit, then later gets jealous at guest star Florence Henderson who she t...

Is Rowlf a member of the Alt Right? We HATE Wayne & Wanda. Labyrinth memories. A young kid named Scooter applies for a job as a gofer. When, Kermit tells him he looks nothing like a gopher, Scooter explains that he'll go-fer coffee and sandwiches among other things he'll go-fer. Kermit says he doesn't have the money pay him, but then Scooter lets in that his uncle owns the theater. Follow us: @ITT...

Guy Fieri interrogating Cookie Monster, Karl Marx, and a chug band. Scooter's uncle, J.P. Grosse sends a mechanical wind-up TV show host that resembles Kermit in every way. Soon, the duplicate starts harassing Kermit and flirts with Miss Piggy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meg tries to convince Doug that Scooter & Skeeter are perhaps the same Muppet. Fozzie takes on a new act - jokes on any subject - which drives everybody crazy. When he takes the stage, he asks for any word. Naturally, Statler & Waldorf call his bluff by yelling out "Amoeba!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On stage, guest star Rita Moreno battles several Muppets including Animal who backs on drums in her closing number "Fever". Backstage, Fozzie answers a string of rather unusual (and very funny) phone calls.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram: @ITTWTM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Fozzie overhears Hilda, Kermit, and Scooter talking about getting rid of "that bear" he thinks they're talking about him when in actual truth it's Gonzo's teddy bear that is being badmouthed. Meanwhile, Sesame Street's Bert & Ernie make a guest appearance in a musical number with Connie Stevens.  Follow us on instagram: @ITTWTM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meg & Doug welcome you to their inaugural episode! Kemit is pressured into allowing Scooter to do a musical number with Muppy the dog. Guest star Juliet Prowse dances to a Scott Joplin melody.   Follow us on instagram: @ITTWTM         Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.