It's Time To Watch The Muppets

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Lynn Redgrave . Distracted rants include but are not limited to chewing gum, Mandela effects, Six Flags, video games, Robin Hood adaptations, a/s/l?, and much more! " Kermit  stars in the Muppet production of  Robin Hood , with  Lynn  as Maid Marian and  Fozzie  as Little John. In the story, Maid Marian is k...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Roy Rogers & Dale Evans . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Scott Pilgrim, fast food, Hocus Pocus 2, acorns, scary stories of childhood, Walmart yodel boy & Jewel, summer trips, and much more! "In honor of  Roy  and  Dale , the theme of the show is cowboys, and Roy's  cows  mill around backs...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Roger Miller . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Sublime, chickens, Notorious B.I.G., pilgrims, reddit AITA, chickens, history, Lew Zealand, Santa Clause news, plastic surgery, chickens, Manfred Man, and much more! "There's an outbreak of " cluckitis " in the theater, a disease which causes the sufferer to sneeze and turn i...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Sylvester Stallone . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Billy Joel, hot mics, unsolicited pics, Meg reads Sly's IMDB, Squeeze, and much more! "The backstage is invaded by  Sylvester Stallone 's groupies, who have paid  Scooter for backstage passes. To calm a furious  Kermit , Scooter pretends the girls are all...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Elke Sommer . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Curly Sue, fertility, Shirley Temple, Follow That Bird, Nanny Fine, Uncharted, baseball, Cleopatra comin' at ya, Girls5eva, Cleopatra 2525, Rocky, and much more! "After a chance meeting with  Beaker  (who had been hiding from  Bunsen's  latest harebrained i...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Leslie Uggams & Big Bird . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Broadway, a new bit for Fozzie, Actor v Standup, Gonzo & Camilla, Jiminy Glick, Big Bird's pronouns, and much more! " Leslie  co-stars with  Big Bird  of  Sesame Street .  Gonzo  has a first date with  Camilla the Chicken...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Spike Milligan . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Betty Boop, Waynes, racism, twin movies, being "Here For Gonzo", For Richer Or Poorer, Kirstie Alley, Art & Bernie, and much more! " The Muppet Show  is broadcast in  108 countries , so  Kermit  plans an "international extravaganza," featuring people...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Danny Kaye . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Muppet Mayhem, vacations, gourmands, Hans Christian Solo, Istanbul was Constantinople, dueling Stallone impressions, and much more! " Statler and Waldorf  leave their box to sit out in the alley, disgusted by tonight's guest star.  Danny  overhears them in the al...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Lesley Ann Warren . Distracted rants include but are not limited to school assembly, Brandy, disco, Jet Dry, Shrek, Blue Muppet theory, Stone Cold Steve Austin, ballet, Shrek 2, Gonzo being the great, and much more! " Gonzo  unveils his new act: riding his motorcycle up a ramp and into  Statler and Waldorf 's theater box, havin...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Harry Belafonte . Distracted rants include but are not limited to comic book "Jim Henson's The Storyteller: Shapeshifter", Bananas, Beowulf, #Disregard Beauregard , Tim Burton, Death Becomes Her, American Pickers, Yoda, sport, and much more! "Despite  Kermit 's insistence that everything on the show is spontaneous,  Fozzie Bear...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Helen Reddy . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Australia, Obi-Wan Kenobi (spoilers?), Little Caesars, Alf, Hire-A-Karen, generation wars, Asbury Park/Princeton Pride, the Loch Ness monster, and much more! " Kermit  tells his new janitor,  Beauregard , to clean up the theater and use some elbow grease. Unfortunate...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest James Coco . Distracted rants include but are not limited to keychains, Resident Evil, Amelia Bedelia, Ringo, Dolby Theaters, the Middle East, Wanda, Don Dimello, haircuts, and much more! "Although he initially loves the show,  James  talks  Kermit  into adding some "razzle-dazzle" to "dull, slow-moving acts" like the...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Raquel Welch . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Paul Reubens, Fozzie a virgin?, Seinfeld, Lego, Frasier, a very horny episode, Ray Liotta, Kate Bush, Tatiana Maslany v Eddie Murphy, and much more! " Fozzie  goes to group therapy to become more assertive. He says he won't do his monologue because he doesn't need to use...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Marisa Berenson . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Shel Silverstein, flags, scooters, Big Bird, Jeopardy, Roald Dahl, and much more! " Kermit  is pestered by  Lew Zealand , who wants to audition his boomerang fish act: "I  throw  the fish in the air... they  sail  away... and then they come&nb...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Liberace . Distracted rants include but are not limited to 2012, current events, Bewitched, Billy Joel, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, birds, Doctor Strange 2, and much more! " Liberace  decides to perform an entire "concert for birds" in the second half of the show, while  Gonzo  is determined to get his tap-dancing chickens in...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Loretta Lynn . Distracted rants include but are not limited to trains, Jenji Kohan, Muppet Lego, Ayn Rand, trains, Absolutely Fabulous, The Elephant Show, trains, Grover, and much more! " The Muppet Theatre  is being fumigated, so the entire show moves to a railroad station -- and is periodically interrupted by passing trains. Lucki...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Alice Cooper . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Red Dwarf, Elon Musk, Tim Allen, the devil, celebrating Frank Oz, The Pajama Gang, Back To The Future, Depp v Heard, John Waters, Goodfellas, and much more! "The "talented but frightening"  Alice Cooper  sets an eerie mood for the show from the moment he tells ...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Jean Stapleton . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Nelly, The Critic, inflation, Washington D.C., American Pickers, and much more! 'Kermit puts up with various problems in the theater:  Animal eats Gonzo's trained Mexican jumping beans, which make him jump whenever someone says "Arriba", he gets a strange sandwich from...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Pearl Bailey . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Squeeze, gay, Addams Family Values, vhs tapes, Mitch McConnell, and much more! " Floyd  is unhappy with the closing number -- the jousting scene from  Camelot  -- in which he has to play a knight, complete with heavy armor. The number also includes the mysterio...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Gilda Radner . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Muppets Mayhem, recycling, kids songs, Broadway, SNL, comic books, "mucking fuppets", and much more! "Guest star  Gilda Radner  faces several problems: initially, her request for a seven-foot tall talking parrot gets messed up by bad handwriting, making her sing ope...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Roy Clark . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Mel Blanc, food, Timothée Chalamet, girl cartoon characters, BIg Fish, TikTok, Germany, and much more! " Fozzie Bear  hears  Kermit  say the show is "going country" with guest  Roy Clark , so he sends all the stagehands out to the country. Furious, Kermit mak...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guests Leo Sayer . Distracted rants include but are not limited to mimes, Gritty, Weird Al parodies, 70's culture, disco, and much more! " Miss Piggy  is furious when  Kermit  hires a new girl pig singer,  Annie Sue , especially when he introduces her as "the Muppets' delightful little lady of song." To make Piggy feel bett...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guests Kris Kristofferson & Rita Coolidge . Distracted rants include but are not limited to WAYNE?!, vegetarianism, Madonna, hateration, Disney+ interface, an assessment on Frank Oz, art, and much more! "In the  canteen ,  Gladys  and  the Swedish Chef  serve up food to the Muppet cast.  Miss Piggy  order...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Cloris Leachman . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Jimmy Buffet, microbes, vegetarianism, lego figures, our 50th episode, chicken sandwiches, and much more! "The  pigs  take over the show, kidnapping all of the non-pigs.  Miss Piggy  is concerned about her frog, but " Kermit the Pig " (a green, flippere...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest John Cleese . Distracted rants include but are not limited to David Byrne's American Utopia, Rat Race, cancel culture, "Big Bird foot fetish", Street Gang, microflora, planetariums, and much more! " Gonzo  catches a cannonball with his bare hand, which stretches his arm out.  Fozzie  and  Floyd crack jokes about the s...