It's Time To Watch The Muppets

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Melissa Manchester . Distracted rants include but are not limited to aging, dads, sleep paralysis , Kirstie Alley , Drop Dead Gorgeous , Funny Boy , Mad TV , time capsules, and much more! " Kermit  is plagued by a night of backstage crises. A group of skiers get hurt during the opening number, and after Kermit says that the theater...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Paul Simon . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Harry Potter , The Man Show , heists, Art Garfunkel , "kids these days", the Smiths wishes, nearly meeting Elmo , and much more! " Paul  inspires  Gonzo  to be a songwriter. Unfortunately, Gonzo writes songs like "For You": " For youuu... I'd wash my hair with st...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Jean-Pierre Rampal . Distracted rants include but are not limited to little treats, Halloween, Michael Douglas , Rita Skeeter , Dancing with the Stars , The Woman in Me , and much more! " Miss Piggy  is cornered by flautist  Jean-Pierre , who wants to  speak French with her . She claims to have laryngitis, whispering, "My...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Debbie Harry . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Chasing Amy , Stop Making Sense , Legally Blonde , What is Jenji Kohan doing RIGHT now?, Blondie , Scouts, Is the Swine Trek really flying through space?, and much more! " Robin's   Frog Scout troop  visits the show, getting in everyone's way backstage. They ask&nbs...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Señor Wences . Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Lord of the Rings , Pinocchio , Birthdays, and much more! "In honor of  Señor Wences  and his puppets,  Kermit  decides to do something new -- a puppet show!  Fozzie  wants to do a marionette act with a  Dancing Clown  puppet, but t...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Glenda Jackson . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Danny Masterson , Scientology , Peter Pan , Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville , Carlo's Bake Shop , Hoboken, New Jersey , Pinocchio , generation "wars", and much more! " Glenda  reveals herself to be Black Jackson the pirate captain, and she takes over  The Muppet Th...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Brooke Shields . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Princeton University, Michelle Obama , Alice's Adventures in Wonderland , Humpty Dumpty , The Muppets' Wizard of Oz , Stephnie Weir , Timothée Chalamet , and much more! " Brooke  stars as  Alice  in the Muppet production of  Alice in Wonderland . The ons...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest James Coburn . WE'RE SO BACK! Distracted rants include but are not limited to Tim Allen , cats, John Waters , dry-cleaning a muppet, Gonzo's home life, Seinfeld's " The Chinese Woman ", and much more! " Animal  hits it off with tough guy  James Coburn  -- but James decides that Animal isn't centered enough, and introduces...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 10: We Will Rock You . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Janeane Garofalo , "what is it about Nora ", spin-off pitches, Rugrats , Renée Zellweger , Nicole Kidman , and much more! "All seems lost when  Nora  fails to reunite The Electric Mayhem for a concert at the  Hollywood Bowl ." Follo...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 9: Drift Away . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Tracy Chapman , Cake , Piper Perabo , One Chip Challenge , "Charlamagne tha God" , Elton John , and much more! "Consumed by their new solo pursuits, the band makes a shocking announcement on a live radio show." Follow us: Twitter.com/ittwtm Instagram.com...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 8: Virtual Insanity . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Weeds , Beetlejuice 2 , we cut 6 minutes of Alec Baldwin talk, Haunted Mansion , Step Up , Natalie Merchant ,  Rainbow Brite , and much more! "The band's foray into social media goes awry as they prepare to play a virtual video game concert in...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 7: Eight Days a Week . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Glove Slap , Yoko Ono , The Beatles: Get Back , Kevin Smith , Chasing Amy , Dogma ,  Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , and much more! " Nora  and  JJ  team up to create a Beatles-inspired documentary about the band's album-makin...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 6: Fortunate Son . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Richard Kind , teeth, Reno 911! , Dave Goelz , Five stages of grief , Claim to Fame , Stars on Mars , Deadloch , Robin Williams , One Love , You Gotta Be , and much more! " Nora  and  JJ  team up to create a Beatles-inspired documentary...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 5: Break On Through . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Christine Willes , Metallica , who Googles " Scooter "?, "Weird Al" Yankovic , The Rocky Horror Picture Show , Uncle Deadly , Linda Perry , and much more! "When  Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem get writers block and learn that they were insp...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 4: The Times They Are A-Changin' . Distracted rants include but are not limited to glee (again), Cheech  &  Chong , are the Mayhem magic?, Kesha , deadmau5 , Desiigner , believing the humans, Big Love , book recommendations, and much more! " Moog  wants to help record  Dr. Teeth and the Electr...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 3: Exile on Main Street . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Beat Shazam , the new babyfication of entertainment, 21 Pilots, Ben Schwartz, Super Mario Bros ., Le Tigre , and much more! "The band struggles to find their groove while recording in a famous producer's high-tech studio. A miscommunication cau...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 2: True Colors . Distracted rants include but are not limited to culture, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper , Tom & Jerry, Anders Holm , "the villain", Runyon Canyon Park , and much more! " A driven music exec  convinces the iconic rockers of The Electric Mayhem to make their first album." Follow us: Twitter.com/ittwt...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Muppets Mayhem episode Track 1: Can You Picture That . Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Hebrew Hammer, Friends, IP, King of the Hill, Haunted Mansion , Covid nostalgia, true crime, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt , Glee , and much more! " A driven music exec  convinces the iconic rockers of The Electric Mayhem to make their fir...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Shirley Bassey . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Pimp My Ride , Lips , Brüno , ricottage cheese,  Beef , Charlie's Angels , Scream VI , Austin Powers , Grogu , and much more! " Kermit  borrows fifty million dollars worth of gold for  Shirley's closing number, " Goldfinger ". Security guard  Bruno &nbsp...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Joan Baez . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Pops', Beauregard , early 00s movies, Jerry Springer , flashing/mooning, The Witches (1990 film) , Crispin Glover , The Boss Baby , religious movies, Sleeping Beauty , and much more! " Rizzo  and the other  rats  bother  Kermit for a spot on the show, so Kerm...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Loretta Swit . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Disney Bounding, Bloodhound Gang, SNL reruns, Riverbottom Nightmare Band, M*A*S*H, Let Me Do It For You meme,  Richie Rich , Mrs. Maisel, Hacks, and much more! " Miss Piggy  plants a rumor in  Tongue Magazine  alleging that she and  Kermit  were...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Gene Kelly . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Saturday Night Fever , John Travolta , Y2K, Kim Basinger , Cool Water, Drew Carey Show, more Muppets in Moscow talk, Flex Seal , and much more! " Gene Kelly  is under the impression that he's a "guest" -- that is, he's going to sit and watch, but not perform onstage. Frant...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Diana Ross . Distracted rants include but are not limited to vacation dreaming, Muppets in Moscow catch-up, Ulitsa Sezam , Beaker is punk rock, The Supremes , "Nut", Lego Muppet minifigures , Can't Hurry Love, and much more! " Statler and Waldorf  rate the show like Olympic judges. First, they give  Kermit  a 2. Then, they...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Alan Arkin . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Song of the South, Muppet Mayhem, Mayim Bialik, Rosie & Penny, trying to remember movies, snakes, gibberish, and much more! " Alan  accidentally drinks  Bunsen Honeydew 's  Jekyll-and-Hyde  potion, and turns into a rampaging monster. He runs amuck, as th...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Andy Williams ! It's our 100th EPISODE, to celebrate were "doing a Freaky Friday" and switching roles! " Miss Piggy  asks  Andy  to sing "Love Story" for her and  Kermit , who have just become engaged. Unfortunately, Kermit hasn't heard about the engagement yet. The rumor slips out, and soon everyone thinks Kermit and...