It's Time To Watch The Muppets

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Slave to Fashion . Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Rocky Horror Picture Show , Millennials , Tim Curry coat , Nigel Thornberry , Christmas Vacation , fashion, and much more! "Charlene thinks having an expensive coat will make it easier for her to fit in with the popular girls. But once she acquires it, she alienat...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Nuts to War: Part 2 . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Yellowjackets , Arrested Development , dads, Snuff (Palahniuk novel) , AOL , Honeycomb , and much more! "Earl and Roy impersonate USO girls and go with Charlene to the front to find out what's happened to Robbie. Earl returns home without his son and he and Fran ar...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Nuts to War: Part 1 . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Shamrock Shake s, L. Ron Hubbard , Pistachio s, pupating the Dinosaurs, The Winds of War , and much more! "A news bulletin announces a nationwide shortage of pistachio nuts, which is blamed on the four legged dinosaurs. War breaks out between the two-leggers and fo...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - The Last Temptation of Ethyl . Distracted rants include but are not limited to straws, Televangelism , Yellowjackets , Flipper , grandparents, Dead Like Me , Soul s, Artificial intelligence , Eggs , and much more! "When Ethyl dies, she goes to the afterlife and finds out how beautiful it is. But she is only unconscious and wakes up a...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Power Erupts . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Buffy the Vampire Slayer , snow days, The B-52s , The Monkey , La Brea Tar Pits , Thomas Edison , Albert Einstein , Barbie , O'Grimacey , and much more! "Robbie designs a science project that if executed in real life, could naturally power dinosaurs' houses and lower thei...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Fran Live . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Staten Island Mall , Retail therapy , Costco , B.P. Richfield , Ricki Lake , and much more! "Fran watches a TV show where the host takes calls from troubled dinosaurs but doesn't offer to help them. When she suggests to the host he advise his callers about their problems, th...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - What "Sexual" Harris Meant . Distracted rants include but are not limited to world news, body hair/scales, The Land Before Time , the Costco Guys , One of Them Days , Saturday Night Live , and much more! "Monica gets a job pushing down trees for Wesayso but is fired after refusing the advances of a male co-worker. Determined not to l...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Refrigerator Day . Distracted rants include but are not limited to holiday traditions, Trampoline s, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation , Mad About You , Dharma & Greg , Pilgrims , Sherwin-Williams , and much more! "The dinosaur society gets ready to celebrate the rich tradition of Refrigerator Day.” Follow us: tiktok.com/@itt...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Switched at Birth . Distracted rants include but are not limited to dressing rooms, Dinosaurs (comic book) , Ethyl Phillips , Nosferatu , Wicked (2024 film) , Wicked (musical) , Wicked (novel) , shadows, Snake (zodiac) , and much more! "After Fran realizes she switched nests with another mother, she starts to think that Baby isn't th...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - How to Pick Up Girls . Distracted rants include but are not limited to youth group, scripts, Christopher Meloni , Sally Struthers , The Traitors , RuPaul's Drag Race , and much more! "Robbie realizes he has no idea how to talk to girls. Desperate, he asks for help from Spike, a troublemaker who does very well with the ladies. Unfortu...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Unmarried... With Children . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Lucille Ball  and  Desi Arnaz , Monica deVertebrae , political delusions, Ani DiFranco ,  Cloaca , Sandra Bernhard , Roy Hess , Sapiosexual , Married... with Children , Unhappily Ever After , and much more! "After meeting new neighbor Monica,...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Career Opportunities . Distracted rants include but are not limited to  Eight Billion Genies , The City™ , Jason Alexander , Waiting for Guffman , A Complete Unknown , Kid Pix , Turtlepuss , Loofah s, Phil Dunphy , and much more! "Robbie goes to see the Job Wizard who dictates what careers everybody has for the rest of their lives....

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - The Clip Show . Distracted rants include but are not limited to the New Year, cars, holiday eating, Let's Get It Started , The Rocky Horror Picture Show , Meat Loaf , hopes/dreams for 2025 , and much more! "A paleontologist speculates on the amazing survival instincts of dinosaurs." Follow us: tiktok.com/@ittwtm Instagram.com/ittwtm...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched The Christmas Toy . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Saturday Night , Christmas movies, Just Friends , Bugs Bunny , Dogma , Gwyneth Paltrow , Emilio Estevez , Wishbone , Christmas song topics, TiMER , Meg gets a gift , and much more! "The toys in the playroom of the Jones household magically come to life when their owners aren't l...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - When Food Goes Bad . Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Science Patrol , Grover , Ultraman , dinosaur sex , dinosaur money , VHS , and much more! "Fran and Earl go out to dinner, leaving Robbie and Charlene alone to watch Baby. However, that's the perfect opportunity for a group of oppressed food items to revolt by k...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Employee of the Month . Distracted rants include but are not limited to " Austin Powers 4", Buffy the Vampire Slayer , Clea DuVall , Dissection , Christmas music, Mrs. Fletcher , Agatha All Along , and much more! "To drive up employee morale, Mr. Richfield decides to create an idiot example of perfection and call him the "Employee of...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Endangered Species . Distracted rants include but are not limited to brutes v golden boys, Volleyball , "rough housing", gift giving, Dinosaurs Toy Commercial (1992) , How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) , Grapdelites , writing our own ending, and much more! "It's Fran and Earl's twentieth anniversary. To make it very special,...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Charlene's Tale . Distracted rants include but are not limited to "delusional era", Powder v Michael , Demi Moore , Happy Meal toys , Scientology , The Critic , Slacktivism , Cloaca , and much more! "Charlene notices that the other females are getting their tails before her. So while Fran tries to teach her that a beautiful body does...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - I Never Ate for My Father . Distracted rants include but are not limited to parents, Bob Dylan , mixing metaphors, Pinocchio , The Honeymooners , Pandora's Box , Rugrats , Look Who's Talking , and much more! "Earl insists Robbie isn't acting carnivorous enough, so the teen stages a protest by becoming a vegetarian." Follow us: https:...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Family Challenge . Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Pedestrian , kitchen tvs, SAD, family bonding, and much more! "Fran thinks that the family spends far too much time in front of the TV. So when a freak accident destroys it, she sees it as a blessing - but Earl is looking for another way out and enters the family...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - The Golden Child . Distracted rants include but are not limited to novelizations, horror movies, Head mirror s, gender, Hugh Jackman , True Blood , Agatha All Along , Mr. Wizard , and much more! "When Baby bounces against a wall, he gets a mysterious bump that morphs into a majestic golden horn. It turns out that the horn is the sign...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - The Howling . Distracted rants include but are not limited to religious rituals, Sesame Street Issue 1: Grover Lends a Hand , Jurassic Park , The Flintstones , The Simpsons , The Pedestrian , and much more! "The Howling is a sacred dinosaur tradition in which, to avert prophesied disaster, male dinosaurs of age climb a cliff and howl...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - High Noon . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Amélie , Emily in Paris , Lume , Stephen King , Björk , Lenny Leonard , Sustainability , Jane Espenson , and much more! "At the market, a T-Rex named Gary hits on Fran. He then, according to dinosaur law, shows up outside the house one day to challenge Earl to a fight to the...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - Hurling Day . Distracted rants include but are not limited to Statue of Liberty , Home Improvement , mother-in-law tropes, Midsommar , Beetlejuice Beetlejuice , Oh, Mary! , The Simpsons , Penny Marshall , and much more! "It is a dinosaur custom that when they turn 72, they are to be hurled off a cliff into a tar pit. Ethyl's time is...

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week we watched Dinosaurs - The Mating Dance . Distracted rants include but are not limited to tourism , The Smiths , Full House , Beetlejuice Beetlejuice , Roseanne , and much more! "Fran grows sick of her marital life, but Earl has no idea what the real problem is. So she leaves for a while in order for Earl to better himself, which he does by taking a class...