It's Only a Podcast - A Horror Movie Review Show

Christian and Ian only sing Christmas carols with topless Santas.  It's the most wonderful time of the year! We start off this jam packed episode by announcing what our next Movie from the Crypt series will be. Then, our first new movie review is for the Christmas zombie musical, ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE. We also review a thriller following a couple in a cabin in the woods, WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE. Fo...

Christian and Ian are busy making unnecessarily complicated wills for their loved ones to decipher after they die.  After we confirm we still have access to our Skype accounts we get busy talking about horror movies. Our new movie review is for the trippy camgirl horror debut, CAM. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we dig into the influential silent film, THE CAT AND THE CANARY. We als...

Christian and Ian are reunited and it feels so good.  Ian is back in his chair and we have movies and politics to talk about. Our new movie review is for the WW2 zombie(?) movie, OVERLORD. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we dig into the surprisingly patient 50s alien movie, IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE. We also discuss time zones, Pocahontas, and Microsoft Outlook.  We'd love to hear you...

Christian will reunite with Ian in East Berlin. While Ian is away we watch some really gross movies. Our new movie review is for the lengthy remake of the Giallo classic, SUSPIRIA. For our Movie from the Crypt we dig into the horrors of a dysfunctional marriage and talk about HONEYMOON. We also discuss Tilda Swinton's prosthetics, French Toast, and Law & Order. We'd love to hear your thoughts, que...

Christian and Ian will never pay someone $3,000 for a podcast interview.  We're back with a super jumbo sized episode in time to ring in All Hallow's Eve. Our first movie review is for the Tarantino-inspired crime thriller, BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE. Next, we continue our lovefest with Mike Flanagan and discuss his Netflix miniseries, THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE. Then we dig into Laurie strode kic...

Christian and Ian are not going to haunted houses where clowns are allowed to touch them.  It's time to kick off the spooky month. Our new movie review is for horror festival slasher movie, HELL FEST. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we discuss another Karloff/Lugosi take on Edgar Allen Poe in THE RAVEN. We also discuss Jack-in-the-box fear, monkey bars, and burps.  We'd love to hear...

Christian and Ian are dealing with concussions the only way they know how.  The art of the jump scare is on trial yet again. Our new movie review is for the latest entry in the Conjuring Universe, THE NUN. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we talk about the first major crossover of the series, HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about Deal or No Deal, Neil or No Neil, and Kneel or No K...

Christian and Ian are probably just red herrings. We're back to talk about how scary the internet is. Our new movie review is for the computer screen John Cho thriller, SEARCHING. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we talk about THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US and how it relates to The Shape of Water. We also discuss Hall & Oates, anxiety medication, and the water bill. Featuring mini revie...

Christian and Ian need to see more high speed exorcisms.  Our Overkill series concludes with this episode rounding out The Exorcist franchise. At the end of each episode we answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into the second season of the cancelled EXORCIST tv show. We talk about our John Cho love, another season of twists, and where th...

Christian and Ian don't run away from nice people.  We're back to talk about the scariest topic of all: memes. Our new movie review is for the first(?) creepypasta adaptation, SLENDER MAN. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we are introduced to the Gill Man in CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON. We also discuss Beyonce, sexy scientists, and epochs.  We'd love to hear your thoughts, question...

Christian and Ian are getting into some Jenga drama. Our Overkill series continues on as we will be discussing the Exorcist franchise in its entirety. At the end of each episode we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into the first season of the cancelled EXORCIST tv show. We talk about the original plan for a reboot movie, stretch...

Christian and Ian are experiencing a decidedly mediocre case of deja vu.  Our Overkill series continues on as we will be discussing the Exorcist franchise in its entirety. At the end of each episode we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist. We talk about Paul Schrader and Roger Ebert, as well as...

Christian and Ian are becoming increasingly more afraid of Skype calls.  The internet is a scary place. Our new movie review is for the computer screen-set sequel, UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we get into another one of the pillars of this subgenre with Boris Karloff's THE MUMMY. We also discuss Cards Against Humanity, Band-Aids, and oral sex. We'd love to he...

Christian and Ian are continuing to lose their faith (in this franchise). Our Overkill series continues on as we will be discussing the Exorcist franchise in its entirety. At the end of each episode we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into Exorcist: The Beginning, the (sorta) first prequel in the series. We talk about the reshoo...

Christian and Ian are really super duper mature.  We finally unveil our steamiest episode yet (or something). Our new movie review is for the political prequel, THE FIRST PURGE. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we dig into the giant bug movie, TARANTULA. We also discuss the number 69, sixty-nining, and the loop button on Spotify.  We'd love to hear your thoughts, questions, or any req...

Christian and Ian are here to show you how to eat a sausage. Our Overkill series continues on as we will be discussing the Exorcist franchise in its entirety. At the end of each episode we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into Bloaty Blatty's return to the franchise, THE EXORCIST III. We talk about the director's cut, the Zodiac...

Christian and Ian will now be spending their free time driving around in a candy truck.  Filmmakers, figure out what your movie is called before it's released next time. Our new movie review is for the brutal and twisty VOD flick, GHOSTLAND. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we dig into the Bela Lugosi mad scientist film, MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE. We also discuss creepy dolls, blow to...

Christian and Ian are really trying to lower their brain tones.  Our Overkill series continues on as we will be discussing the Exorcist franchise in its entirety. At the end of each episode we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? This time around we dig into the much-maligned sequel, EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC. We talk about alternate casting, a tortured pro...

Christian and Ian may have accidentally joined a cult.  Another episode, another case of religious torture. Our new movie review is for the the most buzzworthy horror movie of the year, HEREDITARY. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we dig into another Karloff and Lugosi pairing for the Satanist thriller, THE BLACK CAT. We also discuss chess, decapitations, and pigeon heads.  We'd love...

Christian and Ian know what your mother does in hell. Our Overkill series is back! We will be watching every entry in The Exorcist franchise. At the end of each episode (except this one) we will answer the question- are we still in on this franchise or is it overkill? We celebrate the return of this side series by talking about arguably the greatest horror film of all time, THE EXORCIST. We dig in...

Christian and Ian have orange marmalade coming out of their face holes.  We are back to (yet again) talk about Martin Freeman and Boris Karloff. We also announce the nominees for our next Overkill series! Our new movie review is for an Australian zombie movie that just hit Netflix, CARGO. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash segment we talk about another James Whale classic, THE OLD DARK HOUSE. W...

Christian and Ian now believe that spring has sprung.  We are back with a double stuffed episode and have all sorts of new and old movies (of varying quality) to talk about. Our new movie review is for a British anthology movie called Ghost Stories. We double dip on the Universal Horror Monster Mash segment and talk about rocks from space for THE MONOLITH MONSTERS and Lon Chaney's face for the sil...

Christian and Ian never wanted to be inside a silo. Yet again, we are here to talk about a runaway success in the horror genre. Our new movie review is for the volume-based monster movie, A QUIET PLACE. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash series we check out yet another James Whale classic, THE INVISIBLE MAN. We also discuss farts, the AARP, and straight up blizzards.  We'd love to hear your tho...

Christian and Ian are often asked to disrobe by random nurses.  We're back with a new episode and our opinions are about as different as the climates we recorded from. Our new movie review is the mental institution movie shot on an iPhone, UNSANE. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash series we check out a silent film for the first time ever and try to not spend our entire time comparing it to a D...

Christian and Ian are finally putting out some positive vibes. We got some good movies to talk about for this episode. Our new movie review is for a confounding zombie movie on Netflix, RAVENOUS. For our Universal Horror Monster Mash series we move onto a new titular monster and get an introduction to lycanthropy with THE WOLF MAN. We also discuss masturbation, Charles Grodin, and werewolf bar mit...