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MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// We’re back for Episode 1 of the new year… barely Winter break was pure survival mode (snacks all day, screen time guilt, and zero structure) and now we’re officially back to reality… send help. We recap the chaos, share the moments that tested our sanity, and talk realistic New Year intentions.  PLUS we’re introducing 3 brand new segm...

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Thanksgiving looks a little different with kids — and Em and Dom are feeling it. From what they’re truly grateful for this year (babies, supportive husbands, and superhero moms) to becoming the unofficial babysitter, craft queen, and talent-show host of the holiday, they break down the chaos with heart and humor. Plus, they play Turkey Trot or Turkey Rot and judge all the classic Thanksgiving mome...

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop YouTube Episode Summary: When the kids finally sleep, the remote becomes therapy. Em and Dom are confessing their TV addictions — from 90s comfort shows to millennial chaos and the garbage reality TV we just can’t quit. They’re spilling on nostalgic favorites, guilty pleasures, husband show-cheating, and why “just one more episode” always turns into an ac...

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop YouTube Episode Summary: From slutty costumes to snotty noses, this one’s for the moms who used to flirt with vampires and now fight their toddlers and husbands to take a cute pic at the pumpkin patch. In this episode, Em and Dom dive into the Pumpkin Patch Trap — the annual fall fantasy that always ends in sweat, tears, and a $14 donut. They’re comparing...

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop Can your body actually be tighter after having kids? According to our guest Danielle Donovan, creator of The Maia Method, the answer is YES — and we’re not just talking abs. In this hilarious and surprisingly empowering episode, Em & Dom dive deep into the real core — the one that keeps you from peeing when you sneeze. From queefing confessions and “W...

In this episode, Em and Dom dive into why date nights and couple getaways matter more than ever , even when the mom guilt hits hard and the suitcase feels like packing for a small army. They talk about the chaos before leaving, missing the kids mid-trip, and the magic of remembering who you are beyond “mom and dad.” Then, things get hilariously unhinged as they admit just how much ChatGPT has take...

Money, marriage, and mayhem, welcome to the most chaotic finance class you never signed up for. In this episode, we ask: Do you actually know your spouse’s salary? Who’s really paying the bills? And what’s the deal with wills, life insurance, and joint accounts? Plus, Dom gets grilled in our game show “So You Married a Financial Advisor” and (shockingly) fails acronyms like a champ. Shoutout to ou...

Making mom friends as an adult feels a lot less like happy hour and a lot more like awkward playground speed dating. In this episode, we dive into the hilarity and struggles of finding your “mom soulmate.” From asking for a number at the park (and totally sending the wrong vibe) to breaking down the types of moms you’ll meet, we cover it all. We create our own mom dating profiles, swipe left and r...

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop This week we’re laughing our way through every mom stereotype — from the Pinterest-perfect overachiever to the exhausted mom just trying to survive on cold coffee. But we’re also pulling back the curtain on something far more serious: Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, when caregiving takes a dark and dangerous turn. Equal parts comedy and conversation starter...

School’s back, summer’s gone, and moms everywhere are drowning in supply lists, balloon arches, and Target receipts while the dads vanish into golf tournaments and fantasy football group chats. In this episode, Emily and Dom break down the madness of back-to-school season: the Pinterest mom pressure, the drop-off fashion show archetypes, and why supply lists read like ransom notes. Titty E drops a...

⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of a traumatic accident and themes of death. Please listen with care. This week we’re opening up about a life-changing experience that shook everything we thought we knew about motherhood, safety, and control. Em shares the raw story of witnessing a devastating accident — and how it forced her to confront her own mortality, intrusive thoughts, a...

This week, Dom and Emily try to figure out what life looks like  after peaking with Snooki . From behind-the-scenes stories (like Snooki’s two-hour nap while Emily cracked crabs with her MIL and kids) to the “emotional hangover” of having a legit reality TV legend in their studio, the girls dive into what comes next They break down the chaos of  post-vacation mom life  (Legoland birthdays, strolle...

Part 2 is here! Our sit-down with Snooki gets even wilder—fame, motherhood anxiety, and alien abductions?! You truly won’t believe the range we cover in this one. Chapters 00:00 Mommy Anxiety: The Struggles of Parenthood 13:47 The Impact of Anxiety on Daily Life 16:45 Coping Mechanisms and Seeking Help 19:49 The Influence of Media on Parental Fears 22:40 The Alien Conspiracy: Humor in Anxiety 25:4...

Snooki. On our podcast. Our first guest. Absolute chaos. She’s here, she’s small, and she might black out — reality TV icon turned unfiltered mom, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi , joins us for the most unhinged episode yet. We’re talking public mom meltdowns, guilty pleasures, the minivan debate, sending your last baby off to kindergarten, and her iconic quotes. We also play Vent or Vodka — where Snooki...

Cheating used to be simple — now it’s a spectrum. In this episode, we dive into the messy, emotional, and digital gray zones of modern relationships. From TikTok DMs and thirst traps to Snapchat secrets and “gym friends,” we explore what cheating actually means in 2025. We break down emotional vs. physical betrayal, why boundaries matter before a blowup, and how monogamy has evolved. Chapters (00:...

Let’s talk about sex, baby …post-baby. In this episode of It’s Mom O’Clock we’re getting real (and a little uncomfortably honest) about what sex after marriage actually looks like. From dry spells and duty sex to mismatched libidos and hiding from your kids just to get 10 minutes alone — nothing’s off the table. Whether you’re scheduling intimacy like a dentist appointment or just trying to rememb...

This week, we’re unpacking the real summer survival kit — and no, it’s not sunscreen and beach towels (though, those help). We’re talking about the hacks, routines, and random little wins that are helping us keep our cool while school’s out and the chaos is in full swing. From what’s keeping our kids entertained without melting down by 10 a.m. to the things we’re doing for ourselves so we don’t co...

You thought it was “Hot Mom Summer.” It’s actually “Mom, I’m hot. Mom, I need a snack. Mom, I’m bored.” We’re breaking down the chaos of summer with kids: vacations that aren’t vacations, swimsuit struggles, mom guilt, and why you need that iced coffee (or wine) just to survive the day. Hit play, it’s Mom O’Clock Somewhere. Chapters 00:00 Summer Parenting Chaos 11:46 Body Image and Swimwear Strugg...

Cribs, caddies, chaos — oh my. In this episode, Emily and Dom dive deep into the baby product jungle, exposing what’s worth the hype, what’s a complete scam, and what no one dares to put on a registry (peri bottles, we’re lookin’ at you). From holy grail lifesavers like the Baby Brezza and sound machines to total fails like wipe warmers and $80 trash cans for poop, they hold nothingback. Plus, it’...

EPISODE 9: "When The Dads Got The Mic...And We Got Anxiety" In honor of Father’s Day, we handed the mics to our husbands… and instantly questioned our decision. Emily’s husband Joey (dad of 3 toddlers) and Dom’s husband Michael (first-time dad of a wild 15-month-old) get brutally honest about dad life — the wins, the fails, and the stuff they usually keep to themselves. From poop-stained shirts to...

We’re throwing it way back to the feral 90s—Dunkaroos, blacklight trauma on Room Raiders, and no helmets in sight—then fast-forwarding to today’s Gen Z madness, where kids speak in TikToks and need a trophy just for trying. It’s chaos vs. curated… and we’re just trying to survive both.   Takeaways The importance of relatable content in podcasts. Sharing funny and embarrassing stories can create co...

EPISODE RECAP: This week on It’s Mom O’Clock Somewhere, we’re recapping our very different experiences at the same wedding — because of course we didn’t live the same reality. SEGMENT 1: “Two Moms, Two Very Different Weddings” Emily was living her best kid-free, care-free, and mildly feral life — dancing, sleeping in, and finding love in… a janitor’s closet. Meanwhile, Dom brought Gio and tried to...