It's Just Bits

Deacons can fuck, who knew? And boy did we find a deacon who gets it in. If you think your wife is safe from this consensual albeit aggressive lover you are wrong. Hide your of-age kids, hide your wife, cause he's fuckin everybody this May on Deacon Fuck: a love story. DONATIONS https://mnfreedomfund.org/ https://chicagobond.org/ LIVE SHOWS https://itsjustbits1.bpt.me MERCH https://linktr.ee/itsju...

It's Just Bits LIVE! We have another live show May 14th get your tickets now! You'll laugh, you'll cry, kellen will cum, it's a bitsin' good time! DONATIONS https://mnfreedomfund.org/ https://chicagobond.org/ LIVE SHOWS https://connorfordstandup.com/upcoming-shows MERCH https://linktr.ee/itsjustbits TWITTER @kellen_frank @theconnorford Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio....

How to eat ass: Needless to say, you want to make sure that you or your partner has a clean butthole before you chow down. The good news is that you don’t have to do a  full douche or enema  before tossing salad. That’s because when you eat a booty, you’re focusing on the external part of the anus. If you happen to have a long and slippery tongue, you  may  be...

Garibaldo the Portugese Big Bird, Google him he looks like if gritty fucked a bird. Also google gritty if you don't know who that is but he's another faustian nightmare conjured up by a marketing team that either has no clue what they are doing or knows exactly what they are doing. Either way shame on them for this atrocity. DONATIONS https://mnfreedomfund.org/ https://chicagobond.org/ LIVE SHOWS...

Shiba Scream: it's like the electric slide but fun! What is with organized dancing by the way? Isn't the point of dancing to have fun and express yourself? Why are you telling me the steps on how to have fun? that's not fun. I mean I get it when you're a professional dancer or a cheerleader but why does the electric slide play every fucking wedding. That's not fun, that's basically how hitler rose...

Well we were either gonna name it Squirrels or Squirrel human Centipede so yeah, we wanted people to click on the video not just run away screaming. Really funny episode too probs shoulda put more effort into naming it. Donate Here https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/efforts-support-families-atlanta-s-shooting-victims-are-ongoing-here-n1261764 Buy tickets to our live show here https://itsju...

Boobs are not even mentioned in this episode, I just like to spend my free time fucking with the Youtube algorithms. What are you gonna do, get mad at the title of the episode? I bet half of you don't even read the title let alone this description, penis penis penis; the third. terminator 6: the penis-ing. sex boobs rock and roll. Garfield a tale of two titties. My teeth hurt as i'm writing this c...

Oops I bits it again, a Dan Harmon Montage. We take a look back at all of Dan's crowning achievements in Cinema Such as the film: the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, his show, Community College, and many many more allegations. Donate Here https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/efforts-support-families-atlanta-s-shooting-victims-are-ongoing-here-n1261764 Buy tickets to our live show here https:...

Google it. It's hilarious in a dark humor sort of way, and you know how we feel about dark humor. Funeral's for example; hilarious. Cancer? Also funny. Butt stuff? Could go either way but usually hilarious. 9/11? Is not ok to joke about, and never forget it. @theconnorford @kellen_frank linktr.ee/itsjustbits tickets for the new show April 23rd coming soon but mark your calendars now! Support the s...

Instagram girls who act like dogs is in fact a thing. Don't believe me? Then be shadier. Like me. My future's so creepy I need sunglasses. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank Link to Buy tickets to our show will be in the next episode but for now you can Mark your calendars for the Lincoln Lodge April 23rd at 9pm in Chicago IL! Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omny...

German Shepards are cops, golden retrievers are White people, Pitbull's are Spanish along with Chihuahuas, and Shiba Inu's are Samurai's. linktr.ee/itsjustbits We have new Merch! @theconnorford @kellen_frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sung by Marilyn Manson, to George W Bush because both Clinton and Monroe were unavailable. linktr.ee/itsjustbits we have new merch @theconnorford @kellen_frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honey I Cucked my Wife! Oh wait, you're my wife. So I just masturbated? Alright, false alarm go back to your taxes love you honey. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @kellen_frank @theconnorford Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You heard me, Get 'Em. This time get the right ones. And Kellen wanted me to include that by 'Em' I mean 'out and vote' so get out and vote. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Episode the It's Just Bit's boys go down under sexually and otherwise linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bad-boys-podcast/id1501498668 Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 39 Texas: Cold as ICE brings you the chilling true story of Texas and a winter storm brought down upon an ICE facility. Will the ICE cops survive? Will Biden let Children out of cages? Find out this week on It's just Bits. @feedthepeopledallas @mutualaidhou linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank @senjanint\ Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/liste...

@feedthepeopledallas @mutualaidhou As of now the episode Naked Women has 600 views on YouTube if this one gets less then you all are sexist. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank m Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm testing my theories on SEO hits on YouTube there are no actual naked women in this podcast... or are there? linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jonah Hill, Brad Pitt, Chris Pratt shitting his pants. Poopball; at the corner of baseball and math theirs a prostitute shitting her pants. Coming to theaters this fall. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @kellen_frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maaaaan titties are gay. linktr.ee/itsjustbits @kellen_frank @theconnorford Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australians are like sunburned Brits and South Africans are like more racist Aussies. Anyway watch The Rock. @TheConnorFord @Kellen_Frank linktr.ee/itsjustbits Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

linktr.ee/itsjustbits for our Merchandise @theconnorford and @kellen_frank for our socials. I have the Hiccups in this one, I am sorry. But it's pretty funny for those of you who have to hear it and not live it. I, however, am in hell. Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can tell your therapist you smoke weed, just dont tell them you like this podcast @Kellen_Frank @TheConnorFord @senjanint Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just remember, if you do Nazi stuff to other people, your pet cougar/sexy older girlfriend may also end up in the gas chamber. It's called pathetic justice, look it up honey, and remember to never visit Britain. It's like Boston but Spotlight never happened so they're all still doin it, and it's cold innit bruv! linktr.ee/itsjustbits @theconnorford @Kellen_Frank Support the show: http://linktr.ee/...

We will now be naming our episodes based on what horny teenagers look for on YouTube we WILL radicalize the youth towards fart jokes. linktr.ee/itsjustbits if you want to listen to this on any other medium. @theconnorford and @kellen_frank if you want to see our unhinged twitters. Support the show: http://linktr.ee/itsjustbits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.