Chris Piuma and Charlotte Wells (and Adam Clarke and Beth Martin)

It’s Just A Show

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A friendly conversation about the cult tv show Mystery Science Theater 3000, and about its weird movies and diverse cultural references.

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Chris Piuma and Charlotte Wells (and Adam Clarke and Beth Martin)

Episodes

34. A Mythmash. [MST3K 408. Hercules Unchained.] 01.09.2018 59:52

Hercules Unchained forgets all about Adam and Beth as they discuss fierce eyebrows, Greek drama, Hulk colours, creepy kitchens, and the Hellenistic ideal.

33. Shaggy Little Baggies. [MST3K 204. Catalina Caper.] 15.08.2018 58:33

Catalina Caper hosts a Tupperware party for Beth and Adam, where they chat about going to the beach, ghosts in their bikinis, grooving with your booty, gay guys in back alleys, and giving it a burp.

32. The Local Skeezeballs. [MST3K 1111. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II.] 30.07.2018 57:47

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II casts a spell on Beth and Adam to reveal all about heroes, horndogs, homosociality, homicides, and hocus pocus.

31. Beverly Hills 9021Wizard. [MST3K 1110. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.] 11.07.2018 59:42

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom seeks out Beth and Adam for recycled clips, recycled music, creepy seductions, kept crypts, and ambiguous colours.

30. Let’s Make It Work. [MST3K 703. Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell.] 27.06.2018 59:24

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell deathstalks Adam and Bethstalker as they deathtalk about fonts, swords, sorcery, batches, and Ren Faires. Huzzah!

29. The Matlock Defense. [MST3K K17. Time of the Apes.] 12.06.2018 55:40

Time of the Apes jumps forward in time to hear Beth and Adam discuss alternate edits, timelines without Joel, circus music, freezer burns, and Barry ZeVan [the weatherman].

28. Apes Is Apes. [MST3K 306. Time of the Apes.] 30.05.2018 56:14

Time of the Apes dubs over Beth and Adam as they investigate apes, damn dirty apes, naked apes, humble country apes, and owls.

27. Emmanuelle in Flight. [MST3K 612. The Starfighters.] 11.05.2018 59:06

The Starfighters puts fuel back in Beth and Adam so they can discuss boogers, boozers, fighters, killers, and choristers.

26. A More Romantic Alternative. [MST3K 509. The Girl in Lovers Lane.] 25.04.2018 59:54

The Girl in Lovers Lane drifts into town and asks Beth and Adam about hoboes, littler hoboes, homosociality, character actors, and promotional toilet seats.

25. Don’t Eat the Good Bug. [MST3K 804. The Deadly Mantis.] 12.04.2018 59:52

The Deadly Mantis emerges from the ice to ask Beth and Adam about bug-eyed monsters, bug-eyed bugs, bloody-minded militarists, stop-motion brains, and bomb-loving mutants.

24b. Our First Anniversary Spectacular! 24.03.2018 59:59

Producer Chris invites Beth and Adam to look back over the 24 episodes of MST3K we’ve watched in the past year. Which movie would they watch unMSTed? Which episode was the best? Which monster is the ginchiest? And what did you, the listener at home, think?

24. Every Framing Device a Painting. [MST3K 803. The Mole People.] 14.03.2018 59:27

The Mole People gets Beth and Adam to recite an epic of hollow-earth theories, the Epic of Gilgamesh, celebrity cameos, mushrooms, and astronauts of note.

23. You’ve Got to Kill a Man. [MST3K 802. The Leech Woman.] 26.02.2018 57:17

The Leech Woman picks Beth and Adam’s brains about lecherous men, older women, alcoholics, unpleasant co-workers, and anything but leeches.

22. Respective Blowhole. [MST3K 801. Revenge of the Creature.] 14.02.2018 59:27

Revenge of the Creature tries to steal Beth and Adam's hearts with talk of Gill-Man, Guillermo del Toro–Man, Marineland-Man, Henry Mancini-Man, and a new Crow-Man T. Robot-Man.

21. It’s Just A Tongue. [MST3K K04. Gamera vs. Barugon.] 31.01.2018 59:30

Gamera vs. Barugon once again drizzles Beth and Adam with destructive rainbows, so they discuss janky robots, imperialism, kid-friendly adult films, tongues, tongues, and banana oil. Happy Gamuary!

20. Toy Show. [MST3K 304. Gamera vs. Barugon.] 19.01.2018 56:23

Happy Gamuary! Gamera vs. Barugon fight while Beth and Adam talk about Godzilla, Princess Mononoke, Baragon, Skeletor, and My Little Pony.

19. Money and Weapons. [MST3K 521. Santa Claus.] 24.12.2017 55:38

Ho ho ho! Santa Claus gathers Beth and Adam by the yule log to discuss all things Christmas, like Citizen Kane, Batman, Pee-wee‘s Playhouse, Home Alone, and Hellraiser.

18. Noodling with Rubber. [MST3K 210. King Dinosaur.] 03.12.2017 56:23

King Dinosaur roars at Adam and Beth to discuss Elliott Kalan, first timers, bad drivers, lady scientists, and other not-quite-dinosaurs. Also, there's a short: X Marks the Spot!

17. Get Serious. [MST3K 1009. Hamlet.] 16.11.2017 59:56

Hamlet broods while eavesdropping on Adam and Dr. Beth talking about being, not being, suffering, sleeping, and the undiscovered country of Germany.

16. Good Job, Thor. [MST3K 604. Zombie Nightmare.] 31.10.2017 58:28

Zombie Nightmare rises from the grave to stalk Beth and Adam, who just wanted to talk about Canucksploitation, heavy metal soundtracks, voodoo, Vodou, and Adam West.

15. We Spent a Lot of Money on This. [MST3K 1106. Starcrash.] 20.10.2017 59:57

Starcrash dazzles Beth and Adam as they discuss Christmas lights, space wardrobes, child preachers, drunk Hasselhoff, and inobservant observational comedians.

14. Donald Pleasence Was a Total Scamp. [MST3K 501. Warrior of the Lost World.] 27.09.2017 59:43

Happy Donald Pleasence Day! Warrior of the Lost World mumbles at Beth and Adam to discuss Lt. Illia, Counselor Troi, Kirok, Gene Roddenberry, and Robert Ginty.

13. He’s Just A Guy. [MST3K 904. Werewolf.] 18.09.2017 59:12

Werewolf hunts Beth and Adam as they discuss poor acting, imported myths, impure werewolves, pure moods, and imposter puppets.

12. Beef Smoothie. [MST3K 410. Hercules against the Moon Men.] 02.09.2017 56:52

Hercules against the Moon Men sandblasts Beth and Adam until they're ready to talk about stables, strongmen, Superman, stock, and sand.

11. Cobbled Together in Somebody’s Backyard. [MST3K 506. Eegah.] 18.08.2017 59:49

Eegah comes out of his cave to hear Beth and Adam discuss Arch Hall Sr, Arch Hall Jr, archconservative film critics, archetypical cavemen, and Archie comics.