It's Been Awhile Podcast

Xavier, Ian and Dave go to church basically in this wacky episode focused around Chick-fil-A and how there are many videos on YouTube of God and Jesus focused flash mobs inside them. Lots of holy and holy-sounding hymns about our lord and savior and the how good those dead chickens taste. Please enjoy this episode, it was OUR PLEASURE recording it for you.    Giorgio Loves Sonic original...

Update: Jennifer Murphy was very angry about this you can see it in the comments on our YouTube video. She said she was going to email us but she must have forgotten her password or something because we refresh and check that spam folder daily and haven't gotten anything. If you're reading this Jenn, you can probably make a new gmail account! Thanks -IBW Xavier, Ian and Dave examine the whitest wo...

Xavier, Ian, Dave and Chris (videoed in from an undisclosed location) pick each other's brains as we go through some dirty antiques and even dirtier laundry of The American Pickers. A few secrets lie beneath the happy, fun, rusty premise of this show and it just needs to be brought to anyone's attention that wants to hear us roast two old men for an hour okay bye bye and good luck in your bundles....

Xavier, Ian and Dave get confused at an intriguing and increasingly popular character known as Beetlejuice. There are no secrets or dirty laundry here, just a comedian being funny and keeping the world on it's toes. Thanks for tuning in as always.    Beetlejuice on Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/beetlepimp/  Beetle's Website: https://www.cuppaarmy.com/   Some good compilati...

Xavier, Ian and Dave go in with no planning basically and end up talking about some mustard and old men and just listen I really don't know anymore, thank you.   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 13 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7nttbdlKOY1060TIrBDDBF   Or Apple Podcasts: https://podc...

Xavier, Ian and Dave stretch out with some barnyard yoga with a VHS from 1996. E-I E-I Yoga and it's instructor Yogi Oki Doki went viral in about 2009 when a edited clip show was posted by Everything Is Terrible (who I read was shut down last year and said so in the video but later found out I was mistaken). While this website does post important videos, the comment section was relentless towards...

Xavier, Ian and Dave put down the pipe so that we can discuss the weird and interesting world of crack users. Crack is a very destructive and sad drug and we do not mean to offend anyone who has struggled with addiction, but sometimes crackheads be doing the funniest shit and we are here with a collection of the best videos in this genre and some okay commentary to accompany them. Sit back and lig...

Xavier, Ian, Dave and Madison sit through the 5th of 6 truly wacky Ronald McDonald tales. We got McDonald's new double Big Macs for this shit. Yo.    Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7nttbdlKOY1060TIrBDDBF   Or Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.ap...

Xavier, Ian and Dave battle it out with some of your most beloved characters and people. Over 600 pieces of paper with different names were put into a Pibb Extra box and are drawn at random for faceoffs. We were only able to get through about 33 fights so stay tuned for more in this series with guests in the future. From Will Smith to Big Bird, anyone is able to join the battle. Add any battlers y...

Xavier, Ian and Dave scroll through some wild advertisements that have been found through Wish and similar websites. Some of these items are very goofy, some are very inappropriate and you wonder who is buying that off Wish, and others just don't make any sense whatsoever. Help us dissect these products and send us any that you find at ItsBeenAwhilePodcast@gmail.com, thanks for watching!   Ac...

Xavier, Ian and Dave chow down on some brunch that Dave whipped up and we shoot the shit about the origins of Brunch, what Brunch means to us and more. Also learn what we are Brunching on and Dave goes off about Disney buying WWE. Thanks for Brunching with us.    Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Lis...

Xavier and Ian are joined by Cody, Austin and Shayne for another remote episode of wacky conversation and many laughs. Please enjoy and thank you for listening! Is the thumbnail on your head on the front or the back?   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7ntt...

Xavier, Ian and Dave dive back into the wild world of Martin Cabello III, but this time we are reviewing the many memes that have surfaced there. Martin has fully embraced the meme lifestyle and also become 101% self-aware of himself. This has resulted in some of the funniest and cringiest memes to date. Buckle up with us as we embrace the memes with the one and only Martin Cabello.    M...

Xavier, Dave, Ian, Jake and Scott Skype in together for a chaotic episode featuring discussions of kissing lunch ladies, being a drug mule and Chanel West Coast's horror movie laugh. Two sandwiches were made and consumed on camera in this amazing quarantine energy filled podcast. Thank you for watching as always.    Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platfo...

Xavier and Dave became martyrs today and also went down in history as the first recorded documentation of watching all of The Fast and the Furious movies in one sitting. We started at 7:30am and finished at 2:30am while recording 3-10 minutes in between each movie. This hurt us a lot but this was for science and for you viewers. Thank you for you time and you do not need to watch all of those movi...

Xavier, Dave and returning badass Johanna start strong and get rolling with the punched immediately in this drunken stream of consciousness. We discussed too many things to list here but the biggest takeaways were Dave's big Scorpio energy and also the fantastic 1997 Humongous Entertainment hit, Backyard Baseball. Ty.   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platfor...

Xavier, Dave and returning guest Shayne (still not Ian) try to scare the pants off ourselves with some ghosts and goblins instead of illnesses like we have been lately. We discuss all things spooky, scary, creepy and frightening. From personal stories to creepypastas to sleep paralysis, we got spooky on this pod.     Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major...

Xavier and Dave sit through the 4th of six truly wacky McDonald's cartoons. This time under lock down. The cats are fighting and Nathan made his first appearance very briefly to do a John Travolta impression. You don't wanna miss this. Stay safe out there.   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Listen on Spo...

Xavier, Dave and Mind of Json (filling in for Ian) brave the apocalypse on this St. Patrick's Day spent in quarantine. He was lit like usual and we discussed some hot topics but all got drunk pretty quick. Thank you for watching!  Json's new Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/originalmindofjson/   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anch...

Xavier, Dave and Ian cover our coughs this episode as we dive into some very relevant topics happening in the world. You can look forward to more squirrel chatter plus their lifespans, an in-depth Cracker Barrel analysis, jokes from the movie Airplane, Lovie Smith, movie theaters, Black Mirror + Twilight Zone, fart/coughs, hiccups, more cars fucking dragons for some reason, the "deadly" plague tha...

Xavier, Ian and Dave say cheers to a hyper local holiday in our town of Champaign, Illinois. This is the unofficial St. Patrick's Day party with a death count of at least 5 or so in the 24 years it has been running. Listen in for a brief history and rundown of this and also Chief Illini and the aspiring replacement mascots coming 16 years after it was banned. Drink responsibly.    Check...

Xavier investigates the very suspicious and interesting case of Mikey Miles. He is alone this time because this topic is very complex and needs a streamlined explanation  (even though I said "Uh" a lot) and also because it is much less humorous than other episodes. This gentleman is really being evaluated in-depth here. In the past weeks shit has hit the fan as Mikey Miles has gone from aspir...

Xavier, Ian, Dave, our 4th roommate Jarrett and everyone's favorite guest Caleb collect our nuts and our thoughts as we get over the traumatic break-in that occurred earlier today. A squirrel fell through our ceiling and we has to capture it. We go over the fateful events and also touch on secret rooms, noodling catfish, rabies, pirating media, pirating IRL, having childhood dreams of being a pira...

Xavier, Ian and Dave slam our heads and nuts into some wild videos that make you feel the pain of the unfortunate victims. Please laugh with us.   Check out Anchor.fm for audio versions of our podcast on 10 major platforms: https://anchor.fm/itsbeenawhilepodcast   Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7nttbdlKOY1060TIrBDDBF   Or Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/...

Xavier, Ian, Dave and lovely man Chris sit down and shoot the shit without a script or topic for the first time. We discussed robot birds, locusts, the government, Rule 34, Spencer's Gifts, objects in alcohol, eating bugs, Big Bang Theory, Disney, abandoned amusement parks and Pokemon. We will for sure have chats like this in the future again without a topic because these are very easy to listen t...