It's Been Awhile Podcast

Xavier, Dave and fan favorite Caleb try to get magical in one of the most bizarre heist stories that happened to take place in the happiest place in the world. A few years ago, Patrick Spikes was accused of stealing the Buzzy animatronic from Cranium Command, an 11 year shut down attraction at Disney's Epcot. Did he do it? How did he do it if so? Where is Buzzy's body? This one is truly unhinged....

Xavier, Dave and our pal Chris (BigJimThunder) get goofy with a giant selection of weird videos from the web that don't really have a place anywhere else besides this medley episode. Some titles of these videos include: The Spine Wall, The Hair Wall, Rat Eats Out Girls Mouth, Giant Minion in Yard, Groom Breaks Window to see Bride and Girl Gets Butt Sprayed with Hose at Carwash. Plus many more. It'...

Dave puts together an episode of content and Xavier derails it with a video of a woman from the show My Strange Addiction and her poop eating habits. We also read ads for companies who did not sponsor us in the hopes that we do it so good that they actually do sponsor us so go buy things from those companies and tell them we sent you. Sorry for the wait.    WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespri...

Xavier and Dave brace themselves for some very pain filled fail videos. These are handpicked gems from the past year and a half and we watched 85 of them today in this episode. Plenty more fail episodes coming in the future. Thanks for watching!   WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast Hop on our Discord: https://discord.gg/RJtBDjdBph  Our Patreon is in the e...

Xavier and Dave break in the new studio with a short and sweet episode with not a ton of bad words mostly to check and see if that all our new equipment works. We discussed Chet Hanx's wild news, Soulja Boy's new beef and why Xavier hates Pibb Extra. Also a cat dates a Furby?    WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast   Hop on our Discord: https://discord...

Xavier, Ian and Dave celebrate our 100th Episode and the departure of our good friend and co-host Ian with a large throwback to 21 different characters we covered along the way. This has been a wonderful experience and we plan on bringing you a lot of cool stuff in the future in a new studio with better equipment and hopefully we get even funnier. So if you like the It's Been Awhile boys if you wa...

Xavier and Dave take a trip to outer space in a direct to VHS Chuck E. Cheese movie from 1999 about racing spaceships so that a small boy the animatronics don't know that well can get 50,000$ and buy a new engine for his Aunt and Uncle's Tractor. There are steroids, cavemen and some sexual tension with the hen character. Not a great movie, but we make it fun. Thanks for watching, Episode 100 comin...

The living legend Matt Farley, singer of over 21,000 songs under 70 aliases graces It's Been Awhile and their fanhood with his presence and lets us in on the industry secrets he has unlocked. With project names ranging from The Toilet Bowl Cleaners to Papa Razzi and the Photogs, the diversity is unrivaled. There is literally nothing Matt won't write a song about and adding 50 songs a week is secon...

Xavier and Dave smelled something stinky in the weird world of Jeremy Fragrance... that name seems so coincidental? Who is even watching this psycho? Does he even know what he is talking about? Is there any dark secrets that he is covering up with cologne? The answers will surprise you as we dig through this stinky villains dirty laundry. Spoiler alert: he's the second enemy of the show. Also if y...

Xavier and Dave cover some recent wild news stories. Sorry the audio cut out a few times in this episode. We figured out what the problem was and it was stupid. Thanks for listening anyways though.    WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Hop on our Discord: https://discord.gg/RJtBDjdBph  Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: http...

Yee yee! - Xavier, David and Caleb return to our Southern roots for this very country-themed episode. The country folk archetypes have been broken down into 12 specific categories that exist on a Venn Diagram but also each hold their own place and faction in the country extended universe. If we missed any comment below and also let us know what strain of country you identify with. Also if we know...

Xavier, Ian and David peruse an interesting quadfecta of internet folks. A group of self-proclaimed bimbos quest for world domination, a group of "prankster" girls that make you wanna rip your hair out, a caramel apple company that feels like an unironic Tim & Eric Awesome Show episode and finally a teen on TikTok who just can't catch a break and keeps getting his heart broken into tiny little...

Xavier and Dave are joined by some very special guests of the Hey Poopy Podcast. Dave and Ellen are the closest things to poop experts that Xavier and Dave know of so we compiled some wild poop videos from the internet with them and saw what was up in the world of internet poop videos. We did an episode on poop bandits awhile back, and there some new faces/butts here but there are also monkeys thr...

Viral video sensation Hershey Wood, AKA The Fastest Hotdog Shooter in the Northwest is back and better than ever. This is just a small taste of what is to come from the legendary icon. Stay tuned this year for an in-person interview and wild hotdogs records being set. I'm just sayin', you won't want to miss this.    Hershey Wood on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realhersheywood/&nb...

Xavier and Dave do a lackluster episode and talk about how Cheez-its are a religious food.    WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: https://www.patreon.com/ItsBeenAwhilePodcast  The master list of all our social medias and this episode on 20 major audio podcast platforms: https://linktr.ee/Its...

Xavier and Dave come out with some wild news that happened recently. Carlos Mencia said some weird things on Tigerbelly, Katy Perry might single-handedly kill Pokémon, Ben Shapiro's Sister gets slandered by us on accident, Jake Paul is a robot and Instagram for men is weird. All we can say is this one is spicy and we are sorry. Thank for checking this out.    WE HAVE MERCH: https://teesp...

Xavier and David swag out with some nostalgic classic iconic "Gratata" Vines and also a look into the future and Bryan Silva's very unexpected transformation. You just gotta watch to see what's up. Thanks for checking out It's Been Awhile Swagcast.   Bryan Silva on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXQcp6z42_RWgzjcJ2lTwFg  Bryan Silva on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imbryansil...

This was supposed to be Episode 91, but we have been slacking sorry. We talk about some wild stuff. You're not gonna wanna miss this. Can you feel my emotion. Thank you.  WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: https://www.patreon.com/ItsBeenAwhilePodcast The master list of all our social medias and this episod...

Xavier, Ian and Dave reflect on the worst year ever.   WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: https://www.patreon.com/ItsBeenAwhilePodcast  The master list of all our social medias and this episode on 20 major audio podcast platforms: https://linktr.ee/ItsBeenAwhile  Check out our Anchor.fm so...

Xavier and Dave celebrate the holidays with some dry political brisket, movie discussion, Crazy Bones toys, Hot Wheels sets, people thinking broken Halloween decorations are possessed, where our audio listeners are from and the new KFC gaming console and acupuncture. Happy Days!   WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast Our Patreon is in the early steps of being ro...

Xavier and Dave get down to business with some topical stuff and and need to know questions. Can we beat Russian barbie bodybuilder Julia Vins in a 3on1 fight? Why is this TikTok family getting a TV show? Why does this video later on have like over 9000 bald eagles in it? WATCH AND LEARN AND LOVE AND LOVE YOURSELF MORE IMPORTANTLY AND SUBSCRIBE AND EMAIL US ily!   The legend LittleMoeFades on...

Back at it. Always at it. You love it. We love you.   WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: https://www.patreon.com/ItsBeenAwhilePodcast  The master list of all our social medias and this episode on 20 major audio podcast platforms: https://linktr.ee/ItsBeenAwhile  Check out our Anchor.fm so w...

Xavier, Ian and Dave are joined by Scott and Bryceston to discuss more topics than imaginable through a intercontinental internet connection. Can dragons be aliens? When was the last time everyone was happy, pre-Harambe murder and Pokémon go? What the heck is up with Nintendo DS? Were you mean to your little brother? Did Bryceston ruin the show? All these answers and more on It's Been Awhile Podca...

Xavier, Ian, Dave and Caleb discuss what the Paul brothers have been up to, some weird internet characters like samramsdell5, jayrscotty and more then we rank the cats in the house and Dave gets ANGRY! lmao ty bye . We also watch the DVD logo for awhile. WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Our Patreon is in the early steps of being rolled out: https://www.patr...

Xavier talks about lots of man related things while Dave and Caleb fight. We got controversial in this one. Here's a TW from Caleb and Dave. Xavier doesn't think it was THAT bad.  We also talked about freckles inside of eyes, giving ourselves ultrasounds, Dave hate cranberry and much more. WE HAVE MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/its-been-awhile-podcast  Our Patreon is in the early st...