It's Always The Husband

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah cover the Forensic Files episode Sex, Lies and DNA and it's craziness blows their minds. Earl Morris, owner of one of the worst toupees in history, and his wife Ruby live in a huge home in Phoenix. When Ruby is a no show for a day of shopping, the police find her missing and a carpet cleaner left in her place.  Earl, gone away to California, returns home and u...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah got a recommendation to cover Forensic Files: Army Of Evidence.  This episode has all of the typical signs of a douche bag, murdering husband.  Insurance? Check. Mistress? Check. Controlling Persona? Check. Terrible Hair? Check. Hot Glasses? Check.  Chris Davis, an Army Corporal, lives with his wife Dorothy on base in Washington state.  All seems well until Dorothy...

Send us Fan Mail Did you know men were dicks 100 years ago, 1000 years ago?  Yeah, of course you did. Megan and Sarah watched Murder Maps, a great British true crime show on Netflix.   Season 1, episode 3 is The Brides In The Bath Killer .  We knew modern men certain killed their wives in the bath tub....Ed Post, but so did men in the early 1900's.  One husband that was  really good at killin...

Send us Fan Mail 50 episodes!!!  We can't believe it!  Megan and Sarah decide to shake things up and cover the Forensic Files episode "Kill'ilgraphy" (collection 3, episode 10). A Georgia recluse is found dead in her bed one morning by her equally odd husband, Alvin. Rumors in their small town cast guilt on Alvin before the trial and his weird ways do not do him any favors.  Th...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah cover season 5, episode 4 "A Voice From Beyond" of Forensic Files. This one again leaves the wife alive, but there is a murder and another death! When 1000 year old Ronald Cohen decides to move to a new house, he decides to get rid of an old barrel that had been in his house ever since he moved in.  When the movers find the barrel too heavy, Ronald opens...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah are back, finally! We had a rough week, but we made it! This week we watched a new show from the ID Network, Evil Lives Here. "He Was A Good Man To Me" is season 5, episode 12 and well worth the watch.  The wife outlives the husband!!!!!  What?!?!? Of course, the husband is still a psychotic murderer. Jackie and Alvin Brown seemed "normalish" to...

Send us Fan Mail In 1935, Dr. Buck Ruxton lived with his common-law wife, Isabella, their three kids and their maid, Mary, in their  Lancaster, England home.  Dr. Ruxton was well liked and well respected in town, but that didn't mean he wasn't still a first class dick at home.  This gruesome murder shocked  England and ended up being called "The Jigsaw Murders."  Yes, men were...

Send us Fan Mail   Megan and Sarah couldn't help but cover this Dateline called Comic Book Murders.  It was filled with one weird instance after another. Weird names, weird glasses, weird mustaches, weird crying fits and weird tits-high shorts created an irresistible attraction.   Michael and Barb George are co-owners of a popular comic book shop. 1990 was a great year for super villians beca...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah are back!!  We took a short break since our "mystery job" is horse shit and maddening. Anyway...this time we cover Forensic Files Insignificant Others. Talk about Mega Douche, this guy is the worst.  Dr. Bart is a successful dentist married to Jennifer, a happy stay at home mom. That is until a cold December night in 2004 when all hell breaks loose.  Divo...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah recap a terrible case that was covered by Forensic Files.  This episode was called News At 11.   Diane King and her husband Brad had a happy life in Michigan.  Diane was a successful news broadcaster while Brad taught at the local college.  Everything was going great until Diane started to get threatening calls and letters from a psycho fan. It all ended terribly ...

Send us Fan Mail  Sarah and Megan recap the Forensic Files episode Home Of The Brave, Home Of The Douche  is more like it. Michael Ratley starts off as the hero but quickly turns into the zero of our story. His poor wife Effie, (yes, that is her name) had her ups and downs with her husband, but mostly downs.   This episode is like the Final Destination movies, death will always find you.  Listen t...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan cover Forensic Files episode Shot Of Vengeance. It tells the story of single mom and nurse Janice. Janice suddenly becomes very ill.  She knows what her Dr. and Ex-boyfriend has done to her but she needs to get the police to believe what she is saying. It is not an easy task to prove the absolutely insane and evil deeds of Dr. Dick Shit, but Janice and Det. Charcoa...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan cover the Forensic Files episode A Welcome Intrusion .  This episode is bonkers.  Mark Winger and Donnah (yes, h) live in Springfield, MO.  Just like the Simpsons, BART is involved. Roger Harrington picks up Donnah at the airport in his BART Shuttle Van and after that all hell breaks loose. This murder is not what it seems, but thankfully the murderer is caught. Ch...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan found a new show on the ID Network called Dark Waters. They cover the episode What Lies Beneath.   Karen and Chris were a water loving couple that lived in Erie, PA. Karen loved to scuba dive, while Chris loved fishing and mistresses. A huge fishing net of smelly lies is all that seems to hold this couple together.  Of course, only one of them is doing the lying......

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan discuss the Sick and Twisted episode of Married With Secrets. The title is very appropriate since this is one of the most twisted episodes we have ever covered! Dana Mackay had enough issues after being diagnosed with a debilitating disease, but most of her problems involved her douchbag husband, John. With more affairs than Days Of Our Lives, this story will have...

Send us Fan Mail Married With Secrets is a great show on the ID Network. The reenactment drama is top notch!  Sarah and Megan cover the episode called Dancing With Death . This episode is full of National Park perverts, Dancing With The Mountain Stars intrigue, non-sexual affairs, restraining orders, pantless pajamas, and sub zero walks at night. It's a shit show, but a fun one. Check out our...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan cover a disturbing Forensic Files called Unholy Alliance . This episode is about the horrific and violent murder of Natalie Mirabal.  She was forced to marry her husband by her religious leader, who actually was leading a cult. She was happy but her husband held many secrets from her. If her husband wasn't so goddamn stupid, we many never have found out why Na...

Send us Fan Mail Megan is back!!!  Yay!!  She kicked her COVID and is ready for some true crime. Sarah and Megan cover Forensic Files episode The Big Chill . It's the story of two troubled lovers coming together to create a more troubled disaster. When your Prince Charming is a total asshole, life is not a what you figured it would be.  This is true for Carol Heller and her Douchebag in Shini...

Send us Fan Mail Programming Note!!!  Megan has COVID, yes really!!  She was diagnosed ON HER BIRTHDAY!! She is sick in a room, locked away from the world. My husband, Jamie, is filling in for her. We dedicate this episode to her and each genital joke is a wish for her fast recovery! In this episode, Sarah and Jamie break down Broken Promises : Forensic Files. Barbara and Russ Stager seem to have...

Send us Fan Mail Forensic Files episode Drowning Sorrows gets the Megan and Sarah treatment this time. This story involves the typical 'Forensic Files Husband". Mark Unger doesn't have a job, he gambles away thousands of dollars a day, he does massive amounts of drugs and, of course, is an alcoholic. Surprisingly, this dream boat was having trouble in his marriage. When he goes away...

Send us Fan Mail Forensic Files episode One For The Road gets a deep dive this week by Sarah and Megan.  It starts out as a missing person case. Shirley and Mike Garvin took a romantic trip down to Key West.  Shirley went missing the next day, or did she? This story might have one of the dumbest criminals in Florida, and that's saying a whole lot!!!! What does her Vera Bradley purse, her refi...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan discuss Forensic Files episode Bitter Pill To Swallow . This episode deviates from our normal episode requirements of a husband killing his wife, but it still is really close with the nightmare Michelle Baker goes through. She found love with Maynard  (yes, that's his name) but soon comes to realize meeting him was the worst thing to ever happen to her.  Her s...

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan cover the super weird episode Naughty or Nyce of Forensic Files. This story shows that on the outside, your mail order marriage can seem perfect. Jonathan and Michelle Nyce had a seemingly wonderful and affluent life.  Living in a mansion with their three kids, all seemed well.  But in reality you add in money problems, the gardener and his bush trimming skills and...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah discuss the Summer Obsession episode of Forensic Files. This one is weird, even for a Forensic Files. Megan and Sarah try to answer the age old question, "Why are men so gross?"  This episode features ANOTHER bathtub murder.  Craig and Stephanie Rabinowitz gave the impression of being the "Perfect Couple" but we all know what that really means....

Send us Fan Mail Sarah and Megan cover "Killer Impressions" from their favorite show, Forensic Files . This one is full on some really bad choices and terrible lies. Barbara and Crystal were both found dead at the bottom of stairs, 14 years apart.  The other thing that they had in common was they were both married to Willard Purcell.  Is Willard a double murderer?  Yes.... yes he is. Che...