It's a Gundam!

It's the finale! Did they stick the landing?! There's no way to know!

Suletta just wants to talk to her family and somebody had to show up with a Deathstar.

We hit the emotional climax this week as Suletta and Miorine reunite. Also, we speculate a lot on Guel's motivation, make fun of Lauda, and try to figure out once and for all just what the Space Assembly League is.

As we get ready to enter the climax of Witch From Mercury, the Earth House student body finish their character arcs, Suletta tells everyone about her family situation, and Miorine's first act as president is to go take a nap. Also, since adults and teachers can't do anything, Belmeria and the remaining Uber driver try to make the kids an offer they can't refuse.

Everything is exploding! Shaddiq's entire plan crumbles in a way that definitely isn't his fault, and was not preventable, Guel attempts to get revenge for that time he accidentally killed his own father, Petra complains about her boyfriend, and some one gets a new mobile suit! Can you guess who?

Armed with their new rap personas, Miorine and Guel head to Earth to see if they can suppress the riots, as part of Miorine's campaign for president. It's too bad she can't just debate Shaddiq on the issues, that would certainly help the members of the group decide who they wanted to make president, and would not just devolve into two teenagers shouting insults at each other. Politics have really...

Everyone is wearing an uncomfortable suit this episode! After breaking Suletta's heart, Miorine is onto bigger things, trying to take her dad's job! Meanwhile, Chuchu tries to console her old friend, and Prospera tries her hand at being comic relief. Meanwhile, Eri decides she's tired of being a Mobile Suit, and wants to be a real girl.

Remember at the start of this series when it looked like this was going to be a weird Gundam Dating Sim Game? That show is back for an episode! Guel confesses his feeling, but Suletta is determined to get the Miorine ending! Surely she's not going to pick any dialogue options regarding her own mother that will ruin her life? Also, what's worse, a Bad Ending, or a Happy Birthday?

Guys, I think Prospera might be the bad guy. On the other hand, she did install the first security system that prevents a Gundam from being stolen merely by thinking about it, so maybe she's a necessary evil?

After psychically sensing the distress of his brother, Bob takes the "have a worse day than Lauda Neill" challenge.

It's time for the Rumble Ring to begin, and that can't be a bad thing right? It's just some good old fashioned fun, right? It's not as though some terrorists are going to show up with a steel chair, or their beams set to full power to ruin the day. So buy some goat's milk, don't worry about the cops, and enjoy episode 14 of Witch from Mercury.

We're back with the second half of Witch From Mercury! After Suletta's totally normal actions at the end of the last season, she's ready to get back to school, and meet her new kohai. I'm sure they're upstanding young people who don't do any drugs or murders probably.

Finally, after years of waiting, we saw Gundam SEED Freedom, and sat down to record our thoughts on the film. Generally? Positive!

Remember when this was a nice show about sapphic school girls? Now it's Gundam; Who will survive?

On this week's episode: ahhh, they're perfect for each other.

Oh no! We can't remember anyone's names, and Miorine left us, and her dad is saying nice things, and there are weird new factions, and some random new character got a job... what are we going to do?! I guess watch Episode 10 and try to talk about it without cringing too much?

The whole school might simp for them, but when Shaddiq's focus grouped harem of school baes shows up, will Zach, Tyler and Geremy be able to remember their names? And will they learn the name of the members of Earth house that oppose them, or will they be doomed to being named after Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards for all eternity? Oh, also I guess there's a super high stakes duel to decide who gets to...

In this episode, Miorine puts on a hiring fair for her new company, recruiting Nika, Chuchu, Martin, Lililpup, Ojama Yellow, The Gambler, Tik-Tok and Fortune Teller Lady to Gund-Arm Inc. That's definitely all their names right?

This week we take a break from duels and schools and go to business prom, brought to you by Kickstarter. Is Miroine's new business plan sound? What's Prospera up to? And how many techs did it take to build the stage here? No wonder the Benerit Group is going out of business with unneeded expenses like that.

Can Suletta Mercury win a duel against someone other than infamous jobber Guel Jeturk? And if she can, what will she win? She doesn't even want to duel Elan, she wants to date him! Plus, everyone is hear(ing) her pleas for Elan to just talk to her. Luckily, this is just a silly school anime with mobile suit duels and surely won't end in tragedy.

Things get intense as Suletta gets her fortune told, and has a date with a handsome boy. That's definitely increased stakes from her having to duel to save her sister right? Certainly its higher stakes than her having that dream where she kept failing her test over and over and had to retake it!

Someone's set a trap card face down in episode 4 of Witch From Mercury. Sueltta is taking a... class... test.... practical... lab thing, so surely we'll learn how school works this episode? Does the series have enough female bullies yet? And will this angry pink-haired girl get added to Sueltta's harem, or be relegated to the friend line? We discuss all this and more! Also, please do go watch the...

Today on Witch from Mercury, we mostly discuss "what if the character from WFM were something else"? What would their fursonas be? What tarot cards are they? And of course, what if they were all Evangelion characters. Oh, also I guess there's a super high stakes duel that finishes establishing the personalities of the three main characters, but more importantly, what Super Mario Powerups are they?

It's time for a witch trial in episode 2 of Witch From Mercury. Is the Ariel a Gundam? Is Suletta a Witch, G or otherwise? Is Prospera a Char? And perhaps most importantly: is Guel just Asuka from Evangelion? All of these questions and more will be asked during our inquisition.

It's episode 1 of Witch From Mercury! What is school? What do we think of Gundam's first tanuki main character? What is school? Who is this jerk and what's his damage? And what is school? Also, stay tuned to the midspot for our Warhammer-themed giveaway!