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Alyssa talks about her broken toe and weird foot doctor, then Noah and Alyssa talk about the star studded celebrity premier they went to and finish with a story about how Noah was accused of stealing!

Noah and Alyssa have a new set coming, and are very excited to talk about Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson and then do a deep dive into 90 day fiance that leads them into a discussion of if it's right to deceive your significant other in order to test if they are a gold digger or not

Noah and Alyssa are in their new studio and discuss being in dad mode, why working out sucks, Tony Robbins' son, the new Lakers show "winning time", and their son's poops

Noah and Alyssa talk about the thriving community of workout classes in NYC, the thing they hate about office small talk, the NCAA tourney, big box cable shows and more!

I am not sure what we talked about but we definitely discuss hibachi, blood pressure, and a restaurant where they intentionally scare you

Noah Reads ads, then Noah and Alyssa discuss their aging, their stories about Judd Apatow, the problem with being over 35, the book their son loves, and birthday content!

Alyssa and Noah discuss the early trials of parenthood, the shopping trip Alyssa took, the off color joke Noah texted the family, 80's christmas songs, they break out their beatles impersonations, when Noah worked at Vh1, new sex and the city, and the high school dates Noah screwed up!

Noah and Alyssa try to squeeze in an episode while the baby sleeps, Noah and Alyssa talk about the benefits of joining a cult in relation to the HBO show "the Vow" 

Noah has a doodie shoe, Alyssa and Noah talk "business", Alyssa tells a story, a WHOLE bunch of BS, then, Dope sick the show... Noah has an opinion about the NBA's best 75 players, Ben Simmons

Noah tries to turn the show into a wine podcast, Alyssa and Noah tell their tale of a wedding they attended, Noah falls down and is treated like an old man, and Alyssa has a strange exchange with some strangers!

Alyssa teases Noah for his bizarre cup choice, then the two discuss the multi-level marketing / pyramid scheme? LuLaRoe which has a facisnating documentary on Amazon, during the discussion Alyssa and Noah talk about whether or not it's wrong to marry your step sibling, and what is truly evil about pyramid scheme and the various times Noah has been recruited into them

Harvard English Major and comedian Alyssa Wolff just finished the Sopranos for the first time and she has theories and opinions on what happened in the end, who her favorite characters were, themes throughout the show. Then Noah tells a story of hosting a show on the road at a brewery!

Noah is very fired up after his teammate Pawel shatters the backboard in a game that he was playing in, Noah also thinks he's discovered the best basketball player in the country,Noah's car gets smushed by a moving truck, parking in New York, Noah's experience with NYPD and more!

Noah is joined by comedian and veteran Derek Humphrey to discuss hipster comedy, staying above the fray, Derek's time in the Navy, how too much booze can lead to an ego problem, and a strange land called "Ohio"

Noah is joined by comic, actor and tik tok star Evan Williams (itsevanwilliams) to discuss why he moved to LA, pandemic internet comedy, crazy people showing their privates, why lip syncing is back, sobriety, agents and Evan gives Noah an acting lesson!

Noah is joined by co-host Alyssa Wolff and they discuss Noah's new fitness toy the whoop, instagram companies, why they got rid of their squatty potty, and then Alyssa and Noah discuss their views on The Sopranos as Alyssa watches it for the first time. 

Noah is joined by comedian Tim McLaughlin and they discuss building stuff, getting in fights, getting drunk, when crowd work turns to getting your ass almost beat, the gift of starting in Indianapolis, why you should be able to pee in your own backyard, the Sopranos, and what happens when you gold on Molly. 

Alyssa Wolff joins the show as a perma-co-host and fires away stories about the game snood, their problem with boomers, the Olympics, Simone Biles, and a new jingle!

Comedian Maria Heinegg brings the HEAT in a humdinger of an episode where they discuss:  comedy jealousy and hatred, policing other people's behavior, mental health, how covid has impacted their world views, should you yell at people not wearing masks? why capitalism is bad (or isn't), maria's bipolar disorder, Noah's therapy, what we owe each other as a society, Maria's dating life post-covid, ho...

Noah and Alyssa talk about how they have not showered in a long time, Noah's laundry habits, a bit where Alyssa calls the crowd a loser, why you can be dirtier if you don't swear on stage, why Alyssa is a left handed witch, white washing of history, and making new friends as an adult!

Noah and Alyssa start by discussing who is hotter, then Noah tells a tale of mistaken Identity, baby interrupts so they take a break, they come back to discuss Alyssa's problem ordering, days later the episode picks up and they discuss their favorite new TLC show "extreme sisters" and Noah discusses his new geriatric running shoes

Noah has comedian Alyssa Wolff on and they reveal that they had a baby! They discuss their experiences being a parent, how time is different, encounters at Starbucks, who has the dumb bitch disease, and then compare NYC in Younger and Succession using the magic of sound

Noah is joined by comedian Will Winner and they discuss crazy times during their 20s, drinking, coffee, how they're becoming old men, the problem with pandering comedy, Will's jobs as waiter, social media posers, the media and how the pandemic impacts what we think

Noah is joined by comic Tom Thakkar and they discuss NYC roommates, Joe Biden, rat problems, being fake poor vs real poor, auditions, selecting jokes and more! 

Noah is joined by comedian Ahri Findling to talk about his hustles to make money with comedy being cancelled, they discuss why Ahri is the best zoom comedian ever, facebook marketplace, an exercise bike scheme, and Ahri's new OnlyFans account and his plans to slowly become a sex worker