It Gets Weird

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle puts Nile through a rollercoaster of emotions about the funny pages of old. Our topic this week is Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and, uh, burgeoning conspiracy theorist. What does Mr. Adams think of evolution, climate change, and hypnotism? Hint: it's kinda weird. We also talk our favorite newspaper comic strips, what the hell is going on with Di...

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this one, Nile begins our coverage of the various Ancient Aliens conspiracies with a broad perspective. We talk about a number of supporters of the theory, such as Giorgio Tsoukalos, Erich von Däniken, and even Carl Sagan! We look at the possible roots of Ancient Aliens conspiracy, ancient cuneiform tablets to Egyptian hieroglyphics! We also learn about the best t...

Welcome back friends! A quick note: Kyle's end of the audio got kinda messed up in this recording, so he may sound kinda tinny. Nile salvaged what he could. Sorry about that! That being said, we're diving back into the history of Electronic Voice Phenomena and Instrumental Transcommunication! Who is Sarah Estep and what is her relationship with Beethoven? Who is the 'Frank' behind the famous Frank...

Hello friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week Nile brings us the story of an ex-Marine who is disclosing his personal story about his 17-year stint as a Martian supersoldier for the Mars Defense Force! That's right: our supersoldiers aren't just stationed on planet Earth. We've got the moon, Mars, and many other dope planets. Is Captain Kaye working in an official capacity to disclose our gov...

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle gets excited about the history of Electronic Voice Phenomenon, aka EVPs. We also get into a topic Nile knows intimately - the history of recorded sound. Our inspection of the history of EVPs starts with two icons of science: Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla. Did Edison and Tesla make the first attempts to contact the dead with electronics? How did...

Welcome friends and weirdos! After a brief hiatus, Nile has returned to us healthier than ever. This week he also returns with tales of a new cryptid, the Man Bat! Does a terrifying bat humanoid stalk the woods of Wisconsin? Should you watch X-Files or Californication to get your David Duchovny fix? Who is Swift Peter and how do we protect our dogs from his fast-action attacks?! We answer all thes...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! Guess who else is back? Jules has returned to take the place of our sickly co-host Nile. Jules and Kyle get together to watch a bigfoot documentary called Minerva Monster: Ohio's Bigfoot for a new installment of F*** Your Documentary! Does the story of the Minerva Monster pass the FYD test? Does a faceless, sexy bigfoot haunt the woods of rural Ohio? What's scarie...

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle gives Nile the lo-down on some wild UFO cases from Denmark in a continuation of our stories of UFOs from around the world. We also answer the burning questions on everyone's mind, such as how Mr. Nielsen does the math for his rating system, who's behind the Fast Car Tokyo Movie song, and if three separate UFO cases in Denmark are secretly connec...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this one, Nile introduces Kyle to a man named John C. Lilly! Lilly is a  physician, neuroscientist, psychoanalyst, psychonaut, among other things. However, he's most famous for his research (and LSD benders) with dolphins! To what end, you ask? We discuss this question, as well as how he used ketamine to cure migraines, contacted an intergalactic organization w...

Welcome friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle helps Nile uncover the truth about who actually murdered John Lennon. Steve Lightfoot is the man on the mission to spread these hidden truths and reveal to the world that Lennon's killer was not, in fact, Mark David Chapman. So who killed Lennon, for realsies? We reveal the shocking truth in this episode, as well as the evil bastards who took part...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile teaches Kyle about a New Age concept known as "Ascension Theory." Specifically, we're discussing the Planetary Activation Organization, aka PAO. We also talk about its leader, Sheldan Nidle. How do you awaken to fifth-dimensional awareness? Have you ever wanted to ascend your consciousness to a higher plane of existence? Rewrite your DNA? We...

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this one, we're discussing a famous alien encounter known as the Socorro UFO! Also referred to as the "Lonnie Zamora incident," this is the story of a New Mexico cop named Lonnie Zamora stumbling into one of the most well-documented and evidence-heavy UFO cases in American history! What did Lonnie see that day that caused the FBI, the military, and Project Blue Bo...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Garrett joins us to discuss the cryptid known as the Dover Demon! What secrets does this rough-skinned, creepy, alien-esque cryptid hide? What's his typical breakfast order? Wouldn't it be fun if the Dover Demon was actually, like, a type of dragon? Like, maybe a baby dragon? Or like, maybe history really screwed up the whole idea of dragons? List...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, we have a spooky paranormal anthology of stories brought to you by Kyle! We discuss three different stories of hauntings brought on by human heads of various kinds. Does a haunted skull torment the residents of Bettiscombe Manor to this day? Did two young boys discover supernatural Celtic sculptures in their family's garden? How do these bizarre f...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! This week, Nile brings us a conspiracy not unlike the Phantom Time Hypothesis from one of our early episodes. This is a new historical chronology put forth by a Russian scientist named Anatoly Fomenko. He offers an alternate timeline we quickly discover has Russia coming out on top pretty often. Do you track your historical records primarily through the stars? Eve...

Hello friends and weirdos! This week, Kyle tells poor Nile all about the horrors of the cryptid the Congolese people call "j'ba fofi," aka "giant spider." Full disclosure: this episode is not for the arachnophobically faint of heart. Does an enormous spider hunt large animals and occasionally people in the forests of the Congo? Can Nile handle Kyle's new spider girlfriend? Will Nile get his reveng...

Hello friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile tells us all about another lost continent, following up on his Atlantis episode. This time, we're talking about Lemuria! We get to talk about the original lemur-people of Lemuria, high school punk rock stories, theosophy (again), and the Lemurian people's love for prog rock. Does an entire lost civilization live inside a mountain, hoarding advanced...

Hey there friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week we decided to watch a fun lil' documentary known as "Supernatural Assault." If you guessed this was about spirits and entities attacking people, you'd pretty much be right. This documentary covers a lot about a number of topics - sleep paralysis, shadow people, angels, the usual. However, the most important topic: Djinn. Are Djinn the true cau...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle talks about a legendary figure in ufology: the UFO cult leader, George Adamski! Everybody get comfy for this one, because we're talking about cults making Prohibition wine profits, chicken brooders, and peaceful space brothers from the planet Venus! Look forward to future Comfy Reports down the road as well. Did Adamski really visit Venus and...

Welcome back! We hope everybody had a happy Thanksgiving and are ready to jump back into the weird and unexplained! This week Garrett is back to talk with the boys about the mythology and legends of the Fearsome Critters! We talk about all kinds of stories told by lumberjacks and woodsmen, such as the Hidebehind, the Sidehill Gouger, and even the Squonk! That's right, the Squonk! We've got the Squ...

Hello friends and weirdos and welcome back. This week, we start off with the long-awaited apology from Nile. It's been a long time coming. We talk about the most infamous hauntings and ghostly encounters on the island, as well as the absurd and violent history of the island of Alcatraz itself. We cover the Battle of Alcatraz and the ghosts left behind by the fight, the spirit in solitary confineme...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this one, Nile tells Kyle all about two cephalopod-esque entities: the Octopoids and the Octosquatch! These creatures "do what they say on the tin," in that they are cryptids (or possibly aliens) that look like octopuses. Just what are these unidentified, hairy octoguys? Can we harness the power of the Octosquatch to solve hair loss? Do you ever get the sense a...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! This week Kyle and Nile are joined by friend of the show Collin to talk about a sorta-cryptid, sorta-UFO phenomenon called "atmospheric beasts." We discuss the idea of bizarre, alien-like creatures that swim through our atmosphere. We talk flying jellyfish and whales, as well as bone broth, a new Mothman story from Israel, and beautiful sky-bloggin'. All this and...

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile tells Kyle all about an infamous mountain range known as the Kongka La Pass! Located smack dab in between the Chinese and Indian borders, this area is more than just heavily disputed territory - it not only carries religious significance, but a hefty amount of strange UFO sightings! What lies within the "Indian/Chinese Area 51?" It's hard to...

Hello friends and weirdos, and happy Halloween! This week we continue our embracing of the spooky season and discuss the Celtic Pagan origins of Halloween! Where do Jack-o'-Lanterns come from? How do you trick Satan himself? How do you protect yourself from the evil spirits that wander door to door on Halloween night? What are Nile and Kyle's favorite candies? All these questions answered and more...