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Show 723A – labelled 723.5 in some systems. In which your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland appears, coughs his lungs out, apologises, says something disgusting and proceeds to introduce some fine material from the archives.

BB King at an open mic comedy spot, time-travel toilet issues, the problem with over-explaining, the duties of an off-duty police officer, your wall versus my wall, biblical nicknames, retuning a commute and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

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What happens when cats in a podcast become self-aware? Do Acts of God have free will? What would Alanis find ironic today? What happens when you replace cornflakes with potato crisps in your milk? These and other questions addressed, with real life examples, by your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Using a multi-track mouth, life in a two dimensional office, reggae songs about washing powder, different types and sizes of Bono, obsessing over death,  yawning experiments and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Teaching shoelace management, understanding the sleeporial mind, non-profit vomitoriums, karate bullets, intrusive ventriloquism, how to annoy the people of The Netherlands, bookkeeping in space and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

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In this movie length special, Neal explains why plastic bags are the future and discusses understanding the concept of time, how to attack yourself with stones, surviving a government shutdown, waivers for windows,  mentalists versus environmentalists, corporeal skepticism and more. This episode also has a very special experimental appendix that starts around forty five minutes in.

A portable drive-through restaurant, what to do about Steve Jobs, putting manners on a coffee machine, travelatory incontinence, non linear bar visits and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

The logistics of shooting somebody in bed, casting actors as inanimate objects, making things catchy, diluting fish, modern day hippies, managing Einstein, urinating over New Jersey, how John Lennon wrote, bean puns and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A glass half full of poison, how to eat news, how to survive in a desert, the meaning of life and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Recognizing the sun, George Orwell as a German discount retailer,  testing witchcraft products on pets,stage two common colds, pretending to edit the present, things you cannot joke about, explaining the economy to a bottle of deodorant and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Back with an extended episode after his common cold debacle, Neal discusses how deja vu works, a single M and M, plumbing for phlegm disposal, inquisitivity, learning manipulateability from spider fingers versus the media, trading listeners and more.

Show 711A – labelled 711.5 on some systems. Your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland has a disgusting cold, so has assembled this care package of previously released material, to tide you over. Back with new shows A.S.A.P.

The argument for urine in fast food, remembering Ireland’s 7-11, artificial panic mechanisms, the problem with ball games, flowers and drugs versus stabbing people,  understanding keys, James Joyce’s Ulysses versus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A special episode, the content of which is too difficult to describe here. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland, or some version thereof.

A slightly more over-caffeinated than usual Neal discusses Bandages versus beards, how to use an information kiosk, breaking down in a barber shop, a digital heart, unregulated home surgery, filming The Invisible Man, stabbing a cartoon character and more.

Degrees of roundness, reasons not to call a spade a spade, bar water management, stuff versus things, 22 Jump Street, analysing chicken crap, the dark ages of television, colourising rain, axe murders versus axe suicides, fish flasks and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Experimental episode, whatever that means. Teaching cats about pint glasses, from data entry to a patented Professor Stephen Hawkins, a new anti vomit device, churches doing it in English, competing with the Sistine Chapel and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

n another extended episode, we look at teaching common sense to architects, cleaning up after the dinosaurs, shiny new European new currency, a wasted chalkboard, how to tell if you are in the wrong house, philosophising with a dog and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

In this overly lengthy episode, a look at reimagining Rio De Janeiro with balloons, cloud beverage storage, why respecting illiterate cats is good PR, ways to make things longer, how to stop starting, walking with a bear on your head, marketing cabbage in cola drinks, a new approach to airport runways,  the argument against musicianship, punctuation for dead people such as recently deceased fitcio...

Another fine episode of Into Your Head with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland, who apparently isn’t in a description-writing mood today.

How Columbus laid the way for Satellite TV, Elephant-inspired fashion, how to dissuade a cat from drinking, catering for arachnophobia sufferers and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A dog’s eye view of the world, regulating wicker, bringing under cooked steaks to a bloodbank, a fresh idea about wheelchair use, the dangers of over compensating, language based duels, duck tours in Space, pride in the Titanic and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A machine for managing situation comedy enjoyment, dogs who blaspheme, belch based evolution, a critique of tree genealogy, politically correct cinema snacks, allowing dead trees to rot, a cat in confectionery factory and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.