Inspired Incompetence

With two of their friends down for the count and two more about to be, the gang finds themselves in dangerous waters as they try to rescue their crewmates and survive their most dangerous encounter yet. It's the epic conclusion to the Grindy-lair saga in episode 19 - Manny in the Deep. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want t...

It took some time, but the gang managed to fight their way into the Grindy-lair. With their focus solely on rescuing Sandara and Sams, does the gang have what it takes to make it out of this flooded cave complex in one piece? In two pieces? Find out in episode 18 - In Over His Helmet! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to...

The gang has finally found their source for fresh water. Unfrotunately it also came with Assassin Vines and a possible madman. Come and listen as the group attempts to recruit a new ally for their push - Into the Grindy-Lair. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Fac...

The gang's mission to gather fresh water for the ship is going swimmingly. Their more secret mission to rescue Sandara and Sams is going less so. The gang faces their deadliest foe yet this time around in episode 16 - A Quick Stand in Quicksand. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow u...

The ship is under attack! Mother nature and some horrible little octo-goblins have seemingly teamed up to give the gang a bad time. With most of the crew up in the rigging simply trying to keep the ship afloat in a terrible storm, will the gang be able to handle a fight by themselves? Can the crew weather the storm even without added complications? The life of a pirate is never easy in Episode 15...

The gang finds themselves aboard a new ship, but the situation isn't as different as it seems. The crew is more divided than ever as the gang is given the most grueling tasks day in and day out while those who buddied up to Mister Plugg are pampered. With no real communication between the two factions, the gang and their allies ponder their possible fate and plan for the worse contingencies in Epi...

It's party time!  The crew has plenty to celebrate in this installment. They are riding high off of a sucecssful battle, but those good feelings can only last so long as tensions among the crew continue to grow taut. The gang continues their scheming from before the appearance of another ship so rudely interrupted them in Episode 13 - A Symbolic Heist. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate...

We rejoin the crew as they partake in a brutal fight for plunder. Captain Harrigan is up to all sorts of wild hijinks and the gang thinks they're gaining the upper hand, but things are never as easy as they seem. Let's finish the fight in episode 12 - Steamboat Skram. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact w...

The pirates are finally getting to do pirate-y things! After weeks of hoisting sails and swabbing decks (and nearly dying to rats) the Wormwood has finally spotted another ship, and it looks ripe for plunder. Any plans the gang might have been cooking up are going to have to be put on hold as the crew prepares for an exciting foray into the life of a pirate! As always, please remember to subscribe...

Sandara has been without her holy symbol for far too long. Not only does it make her sad, it makes the entire group rely on De'Voth for healing, and that just won't do! This week, the gang hatches several elaborate plots to retrieve Sandara's holy symbol, but will any of them actually accomplish anything? Find out in episode 10 - Let's Make a Steal! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, a...

Things are finally starting to look good for our gang of miscreants. After De'Voth and Masked Helmet passed boarding school with flying colors (Skram and Manny, not so much...) the crew seems to be settling into their new lives as pirate crew members aboard the Wormwood. The life of a pirate is never that simple, though, and the guys are about to find out how far they'll go to protect one of their...

We finally made it to level 2! They've encountered plenty of trials and tribulations along the way, but it's all been worth it, our four "heroes" have become marginally stronger! Now that they've somewhat acclimated to life aboard the Wormwood, it's time for our adventurers to learn how to be real pirates inEpisode 8 - Off to Boarding School! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and revi...

Our "heroes" are feeling pretty good about themselves after securing a tasty meal for the Captain and crew, and the reward that went along with it. I wouldn't expect those god feelings to last very long, however, so let's see how long it takes them to crash and burn with this week's episode! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you...

Join our "heroes" this week as they face their deadliest opponent yet - a massive tropical storm. On top of being excessively dangerous, there is a mysterious element to this storm that could make it even more deadly. Come see what happens to our intrepid buccaneers this week! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in...

Episode 5 - The Simpleton and the Owlbear When we last left out "heroes" the Masked Helmet was preparing himself for a one-on-one brawl with Owlbear, the mentally ill crew member who serves as the guard dog for Captain Harrigan. Let's find out if he can handle himself against such an opponent (remember how easy the rats were?) As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at r...

Episode 4 - A Stolen Night of Passion Our "heroes" find themselves in dire straits as the rat infestation in the bilges of the Wormwood proves worse than advertised. How will our intrepid adventurers fare as the battle continues? As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion, on Facebook at facebook.com/swissarmyscorpion, or shoot us an email...

Come join our heroes as they continue their adventures aboard the Wormwood! This episode, De'Voth develops a stronger relationship with certain members of the crew. As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion, you can email us at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com , or simply check out our website at Swissarmyscorpion.com. Please subscribe, rate, a...

Welcome to Episode 2 of our adventures aboard the Wormwood! This episode finds our "heroes" faced with a life-or-death decision that could cost one of them their life... As always, you can find us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp or on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion. You can also email us at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com  and check out our website at Swissarmyscorpion.com. Please subscribe, rate...

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Swiss Army Scorpion's Pathfinder podcast! For this episode, come and meet the cast of characters and the players pulling their strings as they all find themselves in a tavern (the most classic of roleplaying game beginnings) where their lives are about to get a great deal more interesting... If you like the episode, or even if you just feel like doing us a favor...