Episodes

Tyrant’s Grasp 108 - Searching for Trouble 10.03.2023 1:18:51

With that pesky dragon business out of the way, it's time to see if there's anything of value in this arena besides a big ol' pile of bones. Then a cowardly undead shows up and shows out as we continue to explore Gallowspire, searching for a way to shut off the anti-teleportation field surrounding the place. Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live...

Dice and Salt 31 - Dicey Spark Notes 06.03.2023 43:04

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to talk about the battle against a Young Adult Gold Dragon Skeletal Champion and the useless horde that it was guarding. Also, there's a couple guys named Nick and Tom that join them for some reason. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompe...

Tyrant’s Grasp 107 - Dragon deez Bones 03.03.2023 1:07:50

It had to happen eventually, right? We're delving into the anitpode of life on the Material Plane, facing undead of every stripe. We just had to run into an undead dragon at some point. Well, here it is, ready to do all sorts of dragon-y things to us in an effort to bring our expedition to a grinding halt. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along wit...

Dice and Salt 30 - Salty Sea Nostalgia 27.02.2023 32:05

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to reminisce about the good old days when the gang was a simple band of pirates enjoying the pleasures of the Shackles before the conversation returns to the hilarious endeavors of the gang's incursion into the heart of negativity known as Gallowspire. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our expl...

Tyrant’s Grasp 106 - Confessions of an Undead Sympathizer 24.02.2023 1:09:34

We leveled up! After a brief discussion about the new fun abilities that we all earned, it comes time for to bring Tioblith into the fold with a nice heart-to-heart conversation about what's really going on in Gallowspire. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you'...

Dice and Salt 29 - Salt in my Wounds 21.02.2023 27:03

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 105 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which Lord Richter gets a shout out that makes him feel not-at-all self-important. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find...

Tyrant’s Grasp 105 - A Bone to Kick 17.02.2023 1:11:16

Fireballs aren't supposed to summon giant undead thingies, right? Are we remembering that wrong? Either way, that seems to be what happened, so now we've got to deal with that thing on top of the two annoyingly mobile wraiths hampering our every move. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIn...

Dice and Salt 28 - Can’t Hide My Lyin’ Dice 13.02.2023 29:03

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to try to puzzle out the layout of Gallowspire based purely on the semi-coherent ramblings of Alex during the Episode 104 before a very normal and not-at-all-complicated combat breaks out. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.c...

Tyrant’s Grasp 104 - Liars’ Lair 10.02.2023 1:19:14

We've got a new old ally tagging along, and it's time to check out a big chamber that seems to be designed as a sort of shrine to Tar Baphon himself. At least we know the guy's got a healthy ego, even after all this time... As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you...

Dice and Salt 27 - Plus 2 Salty Scythe 06.02.2023 27:59

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the group's reunion with an old friend and to describe how wrong they were in a moment of despair, despite being wrong not mattering in the least. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. Yo...

Tyrant’s Grasp 103 - A Blast Furnace From the Past 03.02.2023 1:02:24

A room lined with furnaces within the eternal tomb of the greatest threat the world has seen in centuries is certainly not worrying in the least. Sounds like the perfect place to catch up with an old friend. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined....

Dice and Salt 26 - A Dicey Prize in a Box 30.01.2023 21:22

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to make way too many puns about Episode 102 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast and discuss some of the finer points of combat rules. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more abo...

Tyrant’s Grasp 102 - Two Scoops of Trauma 27.01.2023 1:05:07

We made it through another encounter with a Grave Knight and had no casualties of note. What's that? There's an elk-shaped hole in the ground that wasn't there before? I'm sure it's nothing. Unrelated, it might be time to smoke some elk jerky. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompeten...

Dice and Salt 25 - Salty Stakes 23.01.2023 29:02

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to gush over Michelle's return as the group's mysterious benefactor and to ruminate over the intricacies of a unique magic item. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us...

Tyrant’s Grasp 101 - Calmbat 20.01.2023 1:16:21

Usually waking up in a familiar place is usually very comforting. Usually that place is not a tomb, though, and it's usually also the same place you went to sleep. So yea, Uhtred is in for a nice, pleasant morning conversation before we continue our trip into the ancient tomb of one of the most dangerous beings to ever walk the planet. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and o...

Dice and Salt 24 - I’ve Come to Dice with You Again 16.01.2023 57:35

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week raw and unfiltered! That's right, to celebrate Episode 100 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, our intrepid hosts have decided to do this episode live. Listen along with them as they experience it for the first time. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email...

Tyrant’s Grasp 100 - Harrow Darkness My Old Friend 13.01.2023 56:17

We did it! For two campaigns in a row we managed to get all the way to Episode 100 (and beyond!). To celebrate, we decided to take a break from our excursion into Gallowspire to sit down and play some cards. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined....

Dice and Salt 23 - Salty Vibrations 09.01.2023 25:12

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax nostalgic about some classic cartoons and talk just a little bit about Episode 99 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at...

Tyrant’s Grasp 99 - Bad Vibes 06.01.2023 1:06:12

So, fun fact: delving into the antithesis of life as we know it is a bit more difficult than we might have expected. Despite Gallowspire itself being seemingly against us, surely there can't be anything too dangerous down here after being sealed away for nearly a millennium. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for...

Dice and Salt 22 - Dicey Descent into Madness 02.01.2023 44:45

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week discussing Episode 98 of the Inspired Incompetence Podcast, in which Uhtred crits some more (yawn) and Toast can't keep anyone's names straight and is wrong about several characters. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choic...

Tyrant’s Grasp 98 - Crater Diving 30.12.2022 1:06:00

We've finally arrived. It feels like we've been traveling for months through the treacherous wilderness of Ustalav's Hungry Mountains and the fresh hell that is the Gallowgarden. It's all led to this. We've finally reached Gallowspire, but even after all this time we are not entirely prepared for what awaits. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your cha...

Dice and Salt 21 - A Salty Blow, A Dirty Bite, and Uhtred in Your Mouth 26.12.2022 22:26

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 97 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast in which they get themselves a bird's eye view of the group's very breezy encounter and reference a bunch of Disney movies you can't find online anymore. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (crit...

Tyrant’s Grasp 97 - The Wind Beating Our Wings 23.12.2022 1:07:31

We are greeted first thing after a well-needed rest by an old friend who just wants to keep things breezy. After a quick visit, we continue on our way inwards, towards the center of the overgrown, ancient city of Adorak towards whatever remains of Gallowspire. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (cri...

Dice and Salt 20 - Dicey Catering 19.12.2022 1:22:23

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss a scrumptious, never-ending meal and get into the nitty-gritty of a giant monster movie. Speaking of giant monsters, they also have a short conversation with the biggest monster in history: Joe. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hi...

Tyrant’s Grasp 96 - Sweet Dreams 16.12.2022 58:15

We push ever closer to the center of the ancient city of Adorak, and the Whispering Tyrant's former prison. The journey is taking a toll on our bodies and our minds, as some memories bubble to the surface as we take a much needed rest. Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your...