insanelyNORMAL (formerly What's Eating Cale)

Listen To Me Cry Over My Dog Spencer 25.08.2024 16:40 ↓

It's Sunday morning. I had to pee at 4:30a and on my way by Spencer's empty bed, I decided there was no sense getting back into bed, I needed some time to myself. I am writing this outside in the dark. It's 5a and this time of year the sun's not even thinking about showing itself. It is as dark outside as it can be with a clear sky and a half-moon directly overhead. There is no...

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JOKE How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.   GRATEFULNESS – I am grateful for sleep and how different one can feel from one day to the next – I was in so much pain yesterday – everything hurt – and today I feel great – I am grateful for the series Shameless. It is ridiculous, yet probably more real than I will experience. William H Macey is excellent in it as is the...

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JOKE – What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.   GRATEFULNESS – I am grateful for pulling the trigger on our pavilion project – I am grateful the family I have right here in this home – Lisa, Lucky, Spencer, and Bella – I am grateful for subtle noise in the distance… where we live it is very quiet but in the distance you can hear some county highway traffic. It is a little like whit...

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JOKE I didn’t want to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.   GRATEFULNESS – I am grateful for AI images – man it sure can be fun to play with – I am grateful for yet another mid-week of what has been a pretty good week so far – I am grateful for consistent weather for the last week – mid to upper 70s sunny. Tomorrow’s hi...

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GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for Croissants – every once in a while I get some from the store. Almost always to make a specific thing. This last weekend it was for a grilled BLT. It was magical. I am grateful for mouthwash – it is amazing that even after brushing, flossing, and rinsing – how much stuff can still come out from rinsing your mouth out with mouthwash I am grateful for Mother Nature’s se...

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JOKE What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let’s get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.   GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for my boy Spencer – we did get the result of his test for the fungal infection, which came back negative, meaning he likely has cancer. He’s doing great and we are looking into getting a second opinion I am grateful for taking most of the day off on Saturday. It h...

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JOKE The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog: If you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away. GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for Spencer. For his mischievousness, his grumpiness, his demandingness, the way he is entitled, his awkwardness, the ways he seeks me out in the mornign after he eats breakfast. I am grateful Lisa made me go all the way to Cincinna...