insanelyNORMAL (formerly What's Eating Cale)

The process i went through to buy a grill. People pick up dog poop. Mark Twain taught me a valuable lesson.

It's the Monday after Mother's Day We built a grill and bought flowers for the yard. I say stupid things - may I never believe my own shite.

After last week's grilling disaster, my need to get a new grill has moved up in priority. Researching to find the right grill is a nightmare. I wanna take back my being grateful for Lisa's extra day working from home this week - which I made before she got up :)

I am hurt that the Packers' Ex-Trophy-QB looks so happy with another. I am grateful for electricity and orgasms - not in that order. please stop parking in the handicapped spots if you are not handicapped, you worthless, lazy turd.

When being grateful for Milwaukee Brewers' Mega-Fan Front Row Amy, I go on an inexplicable and almost unstoppable laughing jag. My Apologies to her. I am truly grateful. Wanna know if your dogs like you or your spouse better? Dog trainer and behavioral consultant, Carol Sumbry, has the answer.

Getting out of a two-day funk with humor featuring jokes you can use.

Jockeys and the sport of horse racing are not given enough credit - impressive sport. Khris Middleton was traded from the Milwaukee Bucks to the NY Knicks. I am looking for a new grill.

I may have cooked a live rodent - I may never be the same. Saying goodbye to the best coach the Milwaukee Bucks have had in many many years. 

Cauliflower is the new "It" veggie and I am not dealing well with people who tell me it tastes just like all the good foods they are trying to replace with it. I am in a cooking contest with Ben Hotz - making Carne Asada tacos.

Talking about the time Lisa and I saw a UFO - for real. People actually can be content and it sounds wonderful. For now, it's the continuous improvement treadmill for me. 

Carol Sumbry, dog psychologist, and trainer - controlling your dog's barking. For a clean shave go to Amazon.com.

Jack Nicholson delivers the best line about women. Everything is a challenge and love it!

Expecting things to go a certain or expecting people to act a certain way is plain old stupid. Stop doing it! Today's TV series have the biggest and best actors and every episode is like its own feature film.

Saturday morning!!! We had to deal with an a-hole employee at Woodman's. Waking up thinking about a John Denver song and Zig Ziggler

Succession on HBO Max - best series ever? Maybe. What does a $20M lottery jackpot really mean? What are your guilty pleasure movies?

The good and bad of the Milwaukee Bucks elimination from the playoffs. 90s Music and Milwaukee radio with my friend Ben Hotz. I have an app idea for God

Tucker Carlson from Fox News and CNN's Don Lemon are fired! If you can't laugh a little, are you really living?

No more kowtowing to what other people might think or worrying about how people will think of me. Brutally honest opinions that will piss some people off.

Spiraling out of control and how to stop. Is History broken or has it ever been accurate?

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Date: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 Lottery Updates Mega Millions: $20M / $10.6M Cash Option - Drawings Tuesdays and Fridays. There was one winner in last night's drawing in NY. Next Drawing is Friday Powerball: $251M / $133.8M Cash Option - Drawings are Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Next Drawing is tonight What am I grateful for: I am grateful for Lisa and the dogs who make my life bette...