Indiana Jones Minute

Doug Henning gives us our first good look at the headpiece to the Staff of Ra, which just brings up more questions than answers. Ger becomes a fashion critic, Tom gets all Hitchcock on Spielberg, and Pete blows our minds with a shocking truth about this movie. Meanwhile returning guest Paul Sullivan wants to know if our Act One monkey will become an Act Two monkey.

Gerry questions the art of sneaking, Pete doubts eyepatches, Tom defends a telescope, and with the help of guest Paul Sullivan we manage to work in references to Blade Runner, Shogun, The Bourne Identity, Doctor Who, Barry Lyndon, Apocalypse Now, and Ben and Jerry's.

Is there anything funnier than kids? Is there anyone more Zen than Sallah? Is there any way to understand a monkey? Can a guy who does a podcast every day find time to talk about Raiders? Our guest Paul Sullivan helps us find the answers!

All around the world, kids love to celebrate the Fourth of July with fireworks, cookouts, and saving Indiana Jones from a bar filled with gun-toting mercenaries. Meanwhile, returning guest and sister from another mister Christy Porter would like to get to know Belloq a little better.

Does burying a $100 watch in the sand for a thousand years mean you're missing the point of archeology? Our guest Steve Kreuch would tell us, but he's busy tracking down monkey guns and phantom burps.

An archeologist walks into a bar and meets Belloq, who makes fun of Indy's monkey. Our guest Steve Kreuch is on hand to swipe at a Nazi's ear.

Indy is stunned that shooting at a truck lead to its explosion, so he gets drunk with a conflicted monkey. And our guest Steve Kreuch returns to test out his high school German education.

We give Harrison Ford the Voigt Kompf test to see if he's Indy or Rick Deckard, and oh my god, Indy just killed Marion in a truck explosion! Or did he? Our guest Steve Kreuch has his doubts.

Indy uses dysentery to defeat a bad guy, and our guest Steve Kreuch admits to having owned Raiders toys. Bonus: Gerry gets anxious again!

Our guest Scott Rosann finishes his week of minutes by helping us explain the streets of Cairo and concealed weapons. And Pete says, "Bonk." And Gerry gets to say, "cudgeled."

Street fight! We try to enjoy this fun street rumpus even though a man gets murdered to death, and our guest Scott Rosann, the editor, seems to think editing is important to this movie.

The monkey and Marion both show their true colors, and somehow neither loses any points. And our guest Scott Rosann explains that this cantina might seem familiar for a reason.

Indy mansplains dates to Marion as they go on a date on the streets of Cairo, and our guest Scott Rosann explains the brilliance of knowing when to end a scene. Bonus: Gerry feels sad again. Extra Bonus: Barranca Lives!

Death surrounds our Skype connection, but our guest Scott Rosann helps us revel in the joys of being old men who love talky scenes. Bonus: Gerry feels sad.

Enter Sallah, the best digger in Egypt, but what does he DO? And Indy's a handsome houseguest, but would our guest Eric Drysdale want him at his house? Also, there's a monkey.

Toht disappears, Marion gets edited, and Indy gets annoyed as we fly from Nepal with our guest Eric Drysdale. Bonus: It's unanimous. Captain Stubbing is a jerk.

Not only is Toht a Nazi and a pyromaniac, but we find that he is in breach of contract. Our guest Eric Drysdale joins us again in this never-ending roughhouse!

Tom learns to count thugs, Pete rethinks those candle holders, Gerry laments a henchman's plan gone awry, and our guest Eric Drysdale confirms that Marion is, in fact, a badass.

In retrospect, Toht is the last guy who should be playing with fire, Gerry and Tom are not as close as they thought, and Indy better be ambidextrous. Luckily, Eric Drysdale joins us to explain some Henchman 101.

What is this guy's name? Toht? Air Mack? How are we supposed to know? Prof. Christy Porter tries to help.

The sudden appearance of one of cinema's creepiest bad guys is not nearly as shocking as the news that Gerry has the duck. Our guest, Prof. Christie Porter, might not recover.

Wait, is Tom even listening to this podcast? And does Ger think a bunch of bananas is called a "grip"? And is Pete seeing driftwood yak skulls everywhere? Everyone's suffering from Nepalese bar cabin fever as Prof. Christie Porter helps us list 50 ways to con your lover out of a worthless bronze medallion.

It's boys vs girls, yonic vs phallic as Prof. Christie Porter helps us navigate reconnecting with an ex and making it through a call with customer service.

Prof. Christie Porter's familiar silhouette returns and we all chuck shot glasses dramatically to the floor in surprise. Bonus: The introduction of the driftwood/yak skull candle holder debate you'll never tell your grandkids about.

Who really won this drinking contest and how do drinking contests work and what is a drinking contest? Our returning guest Prof. Christy Porter tries to explain.