Indiana Jones Minute

After wandering through a hallway filled with bugs and Ben Burtt's casserole, Indiana Jones and Short Round suddenly get the feeling that everything is closing in around them. Entomologist Lila Higgins joins from the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County to lead us all on a guided tour of the palace fauna. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook....

Short Round just can't keep his hands off the inviting old-timey door handle and gets a startling introduction to Joe and Moe Googly Eyes while Willie Scott tries her own hand(s) at statue baseball. Doris Weiss returns to talk popcorn, fortune cookies, and glory. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/  

Ignoring Willie Scott's spatial declarations, Indiana Jones gets to second base with a statue, finds a secret passageway and orders Short Round to fetch their belongings. Doris Weiss travels all the way from Germany to help decipher the clues in the scene. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/  

Indiana Jones asks Short Round to deal with the dead Thuggee in the room while he goes to play hide-and-seek in Willie's room. Fortunately nothing shocks Heather Antos and she returns to help us make sense of it all. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/  

Indiana Jones battles a beautifully-attired Thuggee assassin while he lets Willie Scott, his greatest adventure, slip through his fingers. Heather Antos wakes up just in time to aid and abet our discussion. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/  

Indiana Jones and Willie Scott each wait impatiently for the other to make the first move. A hidden Thuggee assassin decides he's tired of all this waiting and makes a move of his own. Heather Antos joins us to talk garrotting and Willie Scott's repeated death scenes. Join us online at: http://www.indianajonesminute.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/  

The five minutes of insecurity primping has begun as Indiana Jones and Willie Scott get ready for nothing to happen. Reed Cavanah joins us to appreciate the cool of being uncool.

Indiana Jones and Willie Scott just can't seal their post-Prom deal, making us doubt Indy's claims of years of field work. On a related note, our guest the intern's intern is available for dancing to Stairway to Heaven.

Willie Scott accepts an apple from Indiana Jones, falling into his sexual trap. Unless he's falling into her trap. Whatever, none of us knows how this works, including our guest, the intern's intern, and she's a woman.

Vegetarians should not bite their fingernails, Willie Scott should not eat the brains of a regretful monkey, and please, Indiana Jones should not be hanging out with a kid. Paul Sullivan joins us again to read us some Dr. Seuss to get us in the mood.

Indiana Jones goes into full Inspector Clouseau mode with Chattar Lal, but you wouldn't notice because Willie Scott and Short Round think food is gross! Returning guest Paul Sullivan joins us in staring down at our misunderstandings.

Chattar Lal scoffs when Indiana Jones suggests that Pankot Palace took a rock from Mayapore Village and then turns the tables, calling him a grave robber. Willie Scott and Short Round only have eyes for the soup and it turns out the soup only has eyes for them. Indian Restaurateur Jay is back to set us straight on the similarities between deviled eggs and chilled monkey brains.

While Chattar Lal opines that Indiana Jones is worrying Captain Blumburtt with his talk of ancient evil, Willie Scott takes one look at the Beetle Parmigiana and decides to save some room for the soup. Indian restaurateur Jay stops by to talk about the authenticity of the banquet.

The farm fresh snake surprise has its desired effect on Willie Scott and Short Round while Dr. Indiana Jones decides that dinner is a good time to lay all his cards on the table. Jamie the Archaeologist is back to talk Thuggee Cults and delicious eels.

Zalim Singh, Maharajah of Pankot Palace, makes his grand entrance to the dismay of Willie Scott. Indiana Jones and Captain Blumburtt discuss the history of the Palace and the Sepoy Mutiny of 1857. Jamie the Archaeologist is back to help shed some light on the history and mystery in this minute.

Indiana Jones does his best Lando Calrissian impression, Willie Scott asks about the Maharajah's marital status, and Chattar Lal introduces the ruler of Pankot Palace. Jamie the Archaeologist joins us all the way from the Well of the Souls to try and dig up the true story behind the Pankot guest list.

Indiana Jones, Chattar Lal, and Captain Blumburtt all hate each other but are super nice about it. Meanwhile, we like our guest Sean German and are likewise super nice about it.

Indiana Jones and company are greeted at Pankot Palace by Chattar Lal, a well-dressed, well-educated man who makes a comment about Indy's appearance, setting off Gerry's Belloq detector. Guest Sean German at least likes his tie.

Indiana Jones protects Short Round from seeing something scary, but nothing can protect Shorty from constant reminders of his lost friend as they arrive at Pankot Palace. Our guests Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi join us in a much-needed sob.

Indiana Jones can't put his finger on what bothers him most about the creepy statue they've found in the jungle. Get it?? Well, Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi do!

Willie Scott relieves Indiana Jones with a toss of a snake, and the group continues its trek to Pankot Palace. They might lose a mahout on the way, but Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi from We Got This! are happy to take his place.

Is there an inverse relationship between the happiness of a child and the bank account of an archaeologist? Did Willie Scott nearly meet her maker at the hands (well, fangs) of a Burmese Python? Herpetologist John Brueggen helps answer these and other pressing questions.

Lions and tigers and owls? Oh my! Zoo Director John Brueggen helps us pull back the curtain on all the animals we see on our yellow brick road to fortune and glory.

While Indiana Jones and Short Round enjoy a friendly game of cards, Willie Scott meets and greets animal friends visiting from around the globe. Fortunately, noted animal expert John Brueggen is here to help us make sense of it all.

Willie Scott's elephant decides she could use a bath, Willie decides she'd rather still be in Shanghai and Christopher di Guardia decides to press Gerry on his feelings about her.