Inane Blather

Some people are really sick. They make me feel so sick that I don’t even want to help them. It’s sick. Twitter: twitter.com/InaneBlather Instagram: instagram.com/InaneBlatherPod Send us an email at inaneblatherpod@gmail.com

The Manifesto of Petty Grievances is forever growing, and nothing will stem the rising swells. Do you actually think that a hardcore capitalism superfan would build their own roads? We know they will at least stay home from school, probably to avoid that conundrum. Twitter: twitter.com/InaneBlather Instagram: instagram.com/InaneBlatherPod Send us an email at inaneblatherpod@gmail.com

Finally, a podcast that answers the ultimate question — the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything! Lakers won game six, by the way. I gotta stop bringing up events that are too “current” on this show, I swear.

And now, for something completely different: A man with three buttocks. Seriously, though - can these people talk about anything relevant? Ever? Twitter: twitter.com/InaneBlather Instagram: instagram.com/InaneBlatherPod Send us an email at inaneblatherpod@gmail.com

New season, new formats, shorter episodes. We hope you enjoy more bite-sized blather! Or don't, see if I care. Send us comments and questions! DM us on Twitter or Instagram, or send an email to inaneblatherpod@gmail.com.

Late episode, and the last of an era. Things are changing around here. Prettyyyy, pretty big changes. Tell your friends and family that you love them.

Some people like that family unit. If you’re still living with your parents, that’s fine; In fact, it’s a lot better than riding around on a billionaire’s yacht while telling people you were sleeping in a Walmart parking lot.

We’re easy to find. We are ubiquitous. We are omnipresent. We are…. not good. Sorry about all of the audio issues in this one, my computer briefly ran out of coal

Yes, we are BACK after the tragic loss of an episode recording (my fault). Lots to talk about, not much to say. Get off my back! My shoulders hurt

Back to the good old days, where we constantly run into recording and audio problems. Reject modernity, embrace tradition. Just keep in mind that you missed a LOT of good stuff that didn't make it in, here. Believe me.

The Gray Babies have arrived, and they are spreading the Woke Mind Virus! Lock your doors. Shutter your windows. Protect your loved ones!

Let me hold onto my dirty, disgusting money no matter what it takes. I'm pretty sure that's in the constitution (and the fourth verse of the Star Spangled Banner)

Just so everyone knows, Douglas Murray is an absolutely horrible writer. Wow. The skunk under my house writes with more nuance (probably smells better, too). Big thanks to raunking5234 for the questions and comments!

Quality, unbiased, objective surveying of popular opinion is so overrated, bro. Do what you want. It's Freedom Day!  Just don't let those skunks walk all over you, man.  You're better than that.

We had a really intellectual podcast segment but it was on a flash drive in the UFO that got shot down by Joe Brandon Biden. Made a pretty cool celebration for our 30th episode though, I guess

The State of the Podcast is STRONG. This is an explicit show, folks--mature subjects and shallow crudeness abound in this one. You might learn something, but I'll just be happy if you don't slip into a fugue state and forget the faces of your loved ones after listening to this crap

Some cop-loving morons really need to take a long walk off of a short Piers. Bad joke, terrible article, lots of angry reactions, and then some lighthearted fun. Big thanks to the Onion for keeping my heart beating

Don't be like me, folks. Don't be bumbling through the internet getting bamboozled. One day, we will all be perfect capitalist slave pigs being fed our daily non-toxic Xanax slop and discussing the body positivity movement on our five-hour weekends

If they knew better, they'd do better. You'd do better if you knew better, right? You better.

If you could go back in time to kill baby Hitler but you had to punch three toddlers in the face to get there, would you do it? Checkmate, atheists

I just don't know anymore, man. Props to Natalie for keeping the episode together, I'm kinda going off the rails. Maybe Twitter is a bad idea after all

"L" is the roman numeral for 50, the 12th letter of the English alphabet, and the most apt descriptor for your political takes. Womyn of the wyrld yunite.

Gather round the yuletide fire with two dorks and hear the tale to end all tales:  This is the story of Radical Leftist Antifa Supersoldier NANCY PELOSI and her daughter's groundbreaking, DISRUPTIVE and totally-not-outta-touch documentaries. Your Christmas is now complete.

BACK after sick leave! This is a long episode. You coming here in good faith or not, bro?  You sound dumb as a box of loose chain links.

EPISODE TWENTY, BAYBEEEE. The New York Post found the first white woman in America that underwent a voluntary lobotomy. Figuratively speaking, of course. Wink wink