Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor
Impossible To Say
Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.
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Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor
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Latest episode
Aug 28, 2025
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Episodes
95 - Kat's Block List 25.04.2024 1:07:23
In this episode we talk about a Vegas love story, high school parties in the woods, and scary catcalling. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
94 - The Cherry On Top 18.04.2024 1:13:38
In this episode we talk about Kat's first Coachella experience, Vector marketing scams, and aggressive flirting on Twitter in high school. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
93 - We're So Excited 11.04.2024 1:12:38
Today we talk about Kat's drunk text, friends with benefits, and Emily's guinea pig trauma. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
92 - Surprise Proposal 04.04.2024 1:17:04
In this episode we talk about a bizarre friend group breakup, women's basketball getting the attention it deserves, and us being high school bullies. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
91 - Paying On The First Date 28.03.2024 1:11:54
In this episode we talk about drifting apart from childhood friends, 21 year old fathers on Hinge, and sleepover trauma. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
90 - Deep Dive 21.03.2024 1:14:24
In today's episode we discuss a very inappropriate love triangle, the mind of an 18 year old boy, and Ariana Grande. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
89 - He's Sleeping Peacefully 07.03.2024 1:12:56
Today we talk about the Bachelor (without seeing a single episode), give advice about a boyfriend's scary overprotective Mom, and tell a scandalous work trip cheating story. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
88 - We Have An Addiction 29.02.2024 1:13:09
This week we talk more about Love Is Blind, tell a horrible first date story, and then balance it out with a positive story about how much your life can change in one night. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
87 - The Art of Line Cutting 22.02.2024 1:06:19
In this episode we talk about how intimate cars are, how roommates can so easily become lovers, and how we need more women magicians, More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
86 - Galentine's Day 15.02.2024 1:06:13
Today we discuss the Super Bowl, weird friend ultimatums, and elementary school recess weddings. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
85 - A Damn Shame 08.02.2024 1:12:34
This week we wish Emily a happy birthday (!!!), recap the Grammys, and remind you to support your local stan accounts. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
84 - Need Him Like Water 01.02.2024 1:01:47
In this episode Kat retires from dating, we explain why we want to be stepmoms, and talk shit about Emily's high school ex (as usual). More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
83 - Nothing Like A Girls Trip 26.01.2024 1:08:29
Today we recap our LA week, talk about scary, lying men, and discuss our future parenting styles. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
82 - Have To See It Through 18.01.2024 1:13:27
Today we talk about situationship limbos, Kat's soft cancellation, and nasty coworkers. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
81 - Break Ups Make You Crazy 11.01.2024 1:07:38
Today we discuss the way it feels to see people in love when you're going through a breakup, weird Mom behavior, and (randomly) the ethics of hunting.
80 - Drunk Texting Is In 04.01.2024 1:06:42
In this episode we talk about how everything is in for 2024, give advice on how to have fun alone, and remind you not to have anxiety over your shitty situationship. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
79 - Really Messy 21.12.2023 56:59
This week we talk about family drama, making mistakes in a respectful way, and engagement rings (or lack there of).
78 - He Was Addicted To Me 14.12.2023 1:06:19
Today we talk about Matt Rife being horrible, friend group secrets, and your ex boyfriend's friends. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
77 - Kat Tells Her Secrets 14.12.2023 1:09:52
Today we talk about the worst influencer to ever grace the internet space, remind everyone how good Believe by Justin Bieber is (full album), and discuss when you should go on a second date. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
76 - A Slow Burn 30.11.2023 1:05:17
In this week's episode we recap our Blackout Wednesday, talk about Jane The Virgin's impact, and tell you about Kat's stalker sugar daddy.
75 - We Were Overserved 23.11.2023 1:08:34
Happy Thanksgiving all! We are so grateful you're here!!!
74 - Head Over Heels 16.11.2023 1:11:06
Today we talk about Kat's travel experience from hell, friends who aren't forever friends, and oversharing on dates.
73- Make A Woman's Day 02.11.2023 1:11:22
This week we talk about finding "the one," plane etiquette, and stalking your partner's ex. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
72 - Trust Your Gut 26.10.2023 1:12:38
In this episode we talk about the art of phone snooping, women being psychic, and how to be confident on a first date. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
71 - We Are Totally Fine 19.10.2023 1:15:54
Today we talk about hookups with celebrities, cheating on dating apps, and sexual tension in museums. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
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