IMPOSSIBLE COIN

Rocky is out of office this week so Tegan and Brian hold it down and talk about the stuff. What stuff? Mario pro-tips regarding tomatoes, rapidly spreading viruses, the location of Minnesota, EA and the awfulness EA does, and lay-offs at Telltale. Spoiler warning: ugly pants are discussed twice on this show.

Hey team! This week's episode is a few hours early because Brian is home and feels like garbage. His loss is your victory. Some business gets discussed including some Zelda hot takes, Assassin's Creed hot takes and the hottest takes on garbage places to buy sub sandwiches in Arizona. Guest Joe Spiro is a bad influence on Brian and Rocky and draws a through line from one hundred Waluigis jumping ou...

The day of days happened and all the video games came out. The team digs into impressions of Super Mario Odyssey, Assassin's Creed Origins, and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Also, the team finally have an opportunity to dig into the implosion of NeoGAF. Nintendo and IO Interactive made the team very happy and Tegan is convinced that Brian should not give his cats milk. Rocky discovers an amusi...

The team opened a loot crate that allows them to discuss the end of Visceral Games. The Switch firmware update is neat and full of mystery. The unexpected sequel to the taco discussion is "But is it anime?" Activision's troubling patent prompts some discussion. Rocky is way, way deep into Stardew Valley. Tegan's been playing Doki Doki Literature Club but 'it' hasn't happened yet. Brian plays 'A Mo...

All kinds of business is addressed this week. Rocky is mourning for an anime fan that preferred colder climates. The ethics of zoos are discussed and dismantled. A Russian cyberattack is examined and the team comes to the conclusion that Psyduck's loyalties cannot be swayed. Tegan plays Shadow of War and the team breaks down the current rash of microtransactions. The first rule of Doki Doki Litera...

Everybody the team encountered a personal tragedy this week. Tegan doesn't like tacos. This information was surfaced as part of another conversation about whether or not bandanas are hats. (Spoiler, it's a split decision.) Rocky and Brian hit Kingsman: The Golden Circle a little bit. Video game business takes center stage when the team digs into Andrew House's departure, Street Fighter V Arcade Ed...

A day late and a dollar short. Look, you are here for truth and not excellence. Despite this episode's tardiness the gang has both truth and excellence in abundance. Learn more of Tegan's postman suitor and the unusual place she grows sweet potatoes. Hear Rocky recount tales of Golf Story for the Switch. And Gabe Newell put down his knives long enough to throw some trash off Steam.

Greetings friends! The crew is back with the goods. They get into fine Japanese dining, craft beer, Gabe Newell's knife collection, Tokyo Game Show highlights, Randy Pitchford's hubris and a tear jerker of a hidden golf game. Rocky backs off his previous speculation about Octopath Traveler and Brian has a dress-up fashion good time. Thankfully for Tegan, she got to autumn just in time.

Welcome gentle listeners to another episode of Impossible Coin. This week the hosts dig into the Nintendo Direct, Brian's improbable love of fashion games, real banana bread, intangible guacamole, Nintendo voice chat, Apple exclusives, Bruce Straley's future, Bungie's need for a memeologist and a Scandanavian man-child. Just remember that Mario Party is or is not fun depending on your perspective...

Hey there listeners! Tegan is out of office and no one sat in to supervise Brian and Rocky. So it went the way you expected. There is affectionate discussion of bad fighting games both new and old, Brian hates weather news, they're both continually horrified at WB Interactive and they find reason in The Pokemon Company's salty statement. 

Greetings listeners! Rocky, Tegan and Brian get into it this time. By "it" we mean Twin Peaks and its influence on some games we have played, Subsurface Circular, the incredibly pleasant surprise of Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle and secret Switch voice chat. The team finds time to compliment a developer's uniquely awesome business practices, marvel at Japanese MacDonald's, try a little ASMR marke...

The Impossible Coin crew sort through the hard-hitting issues. Theses topics include an impending format change for the show, the Night Trap contest, Nintendo's resemblance to Yeezus, the gig economy, the slow redesign of Cortana, managing a cult and the introduction of a new host who specializes in Instagram. His name is Festival Hardbody. 

The team at Impossible Coin hit a variety of topics this week. Rocky explores a work without tanks in Final Fantasy XiV and burning husks in Fortnite. Tegan digs into Splatoon and the NEED for physical cards. Brian's hometown was invaded by Nazis and bought Night Trap. And now we are giving away Night Trap. Listen to the episode to find out what you need to do throw your crumpled fedora into the r...

Howdy listeners! It's Wednesday night and so Impossible Coin has you covered. This week's topics cover a broad range. They include a series of fake weddings in order to get gifts, Aaron Burr hentai and gendering Pikachu costumes. Also there was a metric ton of Splatoon 2 talk. Hate was laid at the feet of mayo and anime was a mistake. Brian may have finally recommended a game that Tegan will be in...

First off, the gang is late with this episode. LORD THIS OVER THEM YOU JERKSTORES. Rocky reports live from EVO. (Rocky didn't just go to EVO and have an episode happen to coincide. We swear.) Brian has some outstanding concerns regarding Marina and the DeviantArt crowd. Tegan faces a bat and it is either the beginning or ending of a Disney movie. Light news is reviewed. Team takes their pulse on G...

Rocky, Tegan and Brian decide that the only appropriate follow-up to Jim Sterling and E3 coverage is to have on the dude who got them together in the first place. Impossible Coin welcomes SuperFamiCompLit's Joe Spiro to talk VR, crappy Kirby golf games and the cultural imperative of a Pokemon Go clone based on Bloom County. Tegan has had enough of Devolver Digital and everyone is sure that Brian p...

OKLAHOMA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!! The hottest video game podcast in Oklahoma digs in and reviews the bidness of E3. This involves all the hits include like Devolver's press conference, tearful Ubisoft moments and Janina Gavankar. Always Janina Gavankar. We cannot be held responsible lame drumlines, that Porsche moment and what passed for a Sony press conference. Getting engaged is better than...

Tegan is out of office. She's at Colossalcon having a grand time while Rocky and Brian endeavor to hold down the fort. That was probably their first mistake as this is a podcast and not a fort. Hold that L boys. Thankfully, Jim Sterling hangs out for a bit and talks tabletop role-playing, Friday the 13th, changes at Steam and easy mode in Dark Souls and Monster Hunter. There is also considerable e...

Hey all! The team has another banger for you. First they struggle with ideas like how to start the show or what the listenership should call themselves. Tegan totally gets us up to date on her con prep. Then Rocky buries the lead and totally mentions his harrowing car wreck as an aside. Once Tegan educates Brian on the finer points selecting a cat tree the team digs into business. Business include...

Hey jerks! No need to check your calendar this is normally an off-week for Impossible Coin but the crew wanted to get on record with their E3 predictions. Sure there are things that are always true about E3 but there are always a lot of moving parts and with opening to the public there are more so than usual this year. Join the gang as they discover that they care about EA. (Not like in a Love Act...

What's up nerds? Rocky, Tegan and Brian get another episode out on time so you can't lord that over them. Not today. They talk about the frustrating video game Tumbleseed while a dog barks. Rocky explores his frustration and fear of furries. Tegan cautions against cosplay shaming despite rampant Tingle problems. Community gets invoked a few times and Chris Pratt has not apologized for Jurassic Wor...

Greetings podcast friends! Tegan, Rocky and Brian gather to discuss the newest, hottest jams. They also discuss The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild because some of them are incapable of escaping its grasp. The team has lots of hot takes in this episode and they take the time to come up with artisanal, handcrafted disdain for all of the things you love and hold dear. They insult people from Oma...

Buckle up folks. This one is a certified, S-tier banger. No amount of artisanal show notes can prepare you for this oversized episode. Initially Tegan and Brian ride solo and discuss the finer points of finer theaters and agree on heavy penalties for theater texters. Then Rocky shows up and reveals that he is older and that people hit him because of that. The gang digs into to what they have been...

Rocky and Brian attempt to wade through important issues while Tegan is out of office. They discuss how no one is happy with Mass Effect Andromeda, manufacturing variations, speed running, the soulful and confessional nature of malt liquor videos and deep dive the first season of The Good Place. Later they try to sort out why there is an increasingly large and colorful population of loudmouth jerk...

Here's another episode coming right at you with some artisanal show notes. This time Rocky, Tegan and Brian discover the power of last names and hip-hop air horns. They spend more time digging into The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Tegan also reveals herself to have an abnormal distaste for jazz while waxing nostalgic for peak anime. Rocky and Brian advocate for watching Get Out and the gro...