IMPOSSIBLE COIN

Rocky has a quarrel with ice cream. (what) The team wishes a video game corporate figurehead has a plastic water gun and a sheriff's badge. (who) Video games get Brian big mad and he wishes they were a barn so he could burn them down. (why) Activision Blizzard picks the worst possible time to announce layoffs (when) and in the process discard the humanity of the people who made that decision and d...

It's our anniversary! The show is now two. So I guess the show is now old enough to act out at a restaurant while Rocky, Tegan and Brian do nothing. YOU CAN GLARE AT US. Various topics are addresses on this #specialepisode. We hit the faking of deaths, wishing a guy who makes cheats well and then calling him a dirtbag, the various kinds of dungeons and we meet business executive Bob Activision. Bo...

We talk about Randy Pitchford. A lot. And I mean, who wouldn't? This story is insane and has EVERYTHING. Six pack abs, gun clubs, 12 million stolen dollars, squirting, theme restaurants and MAGIC SHOWS. We also find the time to talk about Pokemon, Wargroove, Kingdom Hearts III and the Royal Rumble. Also Tegan and Rocky feast on Brian's shame as he eats crows. We feasting y'all. We feasting.

Here it is folks. Five weeks of deliberations end. Tegan, Rocky and Brian have all won some battles. They've all lost some battles and going into building this ranked list of the ten best games of 2018 they all have darlings to defend and feelings on where each game should be. Join us as see if Rocky pays the blood price.

2017's biggest knife fight returns as 2018's biggest knife fight. Now with cosmetic DLC for better knives. Rocky, Tegan and Brian dig into an argument that took them three hours to hash out last year. Best Moment. So they sensibly broke it out into its own episode this year. That did not temper their passion for any of the games broached. Come with us on this journey. We've reached the point where...

Our heroes are still waist deep in 2018's best games. (They take a detour for the biggest disappointment and THEY GOT A PLAN.) Captain Spirit and anime tiddies find time to shine and Tetris is so legendary it isn't even allowed to participate in one category. Put on your finest tuxedo; it is GOTY season.

We're starting to get into vicious knife fights. Tegan wants to protect her boy. HER SON. (Apparently he's an android.) Rocky is out here to fight for Octopath Traveler and Brian is ready to enforce THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season y'all.

Friends, it is that time of year. Tegan turns on Rocky. Rocky turns on Brian. Brian turns on Tegan. Festival Hardbody turns on them all. And Rocky pays THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season.

It's the holidays, OK? You know what doesn't happen during the holidays? News. Well, maybe it does but it doesn't happen here. The gang (plus Joe) are too busy with unexpected additions to the Smash roster, Asian mom apologies, titties for the culture and totally wild Hearthstone battlecries. (This episode contains 40 minutes of Smash talk, 20 minutes HAHNIME and 20 minutes wrasslin') By warning y...

The gang discuss the myriad inefficiencies of the New York Police Department. Tegan talks about the prospect of drinking a bunch of energy drinks and flipping out in an airport. Brian is knee-deep in that Hearthstone. (He has a sickness and the only cure is discard Warlock.) Meme level tactics are alive DAY ONE. A key discussion topic on this video game podcast is controversial canvas bags and a c...

Rocky is harassed by police and they tell him that he is a dreaded man in New York. Some kinda weird Instagram bread fetish is explored. Rocky and Tegan explain, at length, Full Metal Alchemist and more anime. Brian looks deep inside himself and finds doubt. WHAT ELSE IS NEW AMIRITE? Hitman, Hearthstone, FFXIV and the Pokemans all come up organically. It was organic man. Also, the man, Becky Lynch...

What's up fam? We hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and got whatever you wanted on Black Friday. We know there is one thing you wanted that you want that you haven't gotten yet, our Fast Five watch-along. To that end fam, here it is. See you at the cookout.

City sidewalks. Something sidewalks. Tegan, Rocky and Brian assemble on Thanksgiving FOR YOU and this is your fault. Learn where to get stuff for 200% anime fans, safe stuff for wrasslin fans and all the best gift ideas for video games. There might even be some hawt clothing tipz and board game tips. The Rock ate two pizzas and the holidays are here. CITY SIDEWALKS.

Yo, we got it all. The hawtest Red Dead takes are here. Brian is knee-deep in Hitman 2. (He likes it. A lot.) Rocky attempts to convince us that Death Stranding is coming out next year. HA! They're releasing boneless Xboxes next year. The Pokemon trailer makes us feel alive. Swatting is stupid but at least there are consequences. Advertisers run wild without consequences and Becky Lynch will own y...

Rocky is comfortable telling Ted Cruz he looks wet all the time. John Kennedy did not own a bulletproof bowler hat. Britney Spears bald head was a sign of independence and self-determination not the spastic action of a privileged elite. The spastic action of a privileged elite was when she put puke in her pocket and claimed it was peanut butter. Red Dead Redemption II is a video game and Brian and...

Tegan dives into the cowboy game. Rocky plays ULTIMATE ROCKY. (It's a multiplayer game but the second player can only be found between 11-12 in line.) Brian experiences unsettling Bowsette thirst caused by a rassler and feels bad about it and Tegan doesn't care about the PS Classic line-up. Brian's positivity about it can only be characterized as positive because so much else is garbage that he is...

What's up boils and ghouls? Looking to get your minimum allowance of murder, mayhem and mischief? Well creeps, you've come to the right place. Brian Cartwrightstein and Te-ghoul Summerset join Festevil Horrorbody for Impossible Coin's Halloween Spooktacular! It's got Pokemon Go, cowardly corporations, wrestling and cancer. All the things that make Halloween, video games and podcasts great!

The team creates a new Law and Order spin-off. Tegan knows stuff about diamonds. Evil, virtual prisons are discussed. Hamilbang is headed to Japan. Rocky briefs on Red Dead crunch and Brian likes old man things and will eventually die. Probably also anime.

The year, 2018. Rocky Hardee and Tegan Summerset bent on slandering dolphins raise their voices in hate to besmirch mankind's favorite sea mammal. One man sees the change of seasons. He sees the rising tide and stands in defense of dolphins. That man, Brian Cartwright. He never asked to be a one-man dolphin defense force but that is where we have arrived. THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING. Other things th...

Rocky and Tegan die on the hill that Mario Party is good. A double fake, scam wedding is announced. The team explores the possibilities for an Ohio state slogan and also discusses Ohio state tourist attractions. Brian's fight with UPS draws to a close. Rocky gambles and loves the new Dragon Quest. Telltale continues to garbage despite expiring and big changes at Blizzard. RIP Applesnake.

First of all, I'm not apologizing for this week's thumbnail. I wanted something that conveys the SHEER AWFULNESS of a three dimensional chess of exploitation. As bad it is the thumbnail doesn't begin to capture how crappy every decision made at Telltale Games is. That stuff is so bad we had to call in additional help. We're joined by Big Sach and Joe Spiro. We also tackle important issues like is...

Rocky sets fire to his kitchen. Press F to pay respects. Telltale Games implodes, Tegan and Rocky hash out the PlayStation Classic. Marriages keep falling apart over Fortnite. Tegan seems unimpressed by Lara Croft and there aren't many games out on Steam today.

There is some discussion about whether or not Tegan smokes drugs or just vapes. These wild accusations come about as a result of the Arby's segment from last week. Tegan insists that it is too humid to vape. (Bruh do you even vape?) Doctor Disrespect got shot at. (Please don't shoot at people even if they suck you nitwits.) Brian's copy of SNK HEROINES has been lost due to a series of fun shipping...

This is normally where our artisanal show notes go but you know what? This week we're holding that L.

Tegan flips out for Nintendo. (Color us surprised.) Major corporations were evil. (Color us surprised.) Fortnite is still hot for the kids today. (Color us surprised.) We need real gun control. (Surprising fucking no one.) This podcast contains farm to table cats, middle-aged FGC surfer dudes, using sex dolls to drive in the HOV lane, 0% wrasslin and a little anime. THIS IS A VIDEO GAME PODCAST.