I'm Such a Pisces!

“Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.” - JP Morgan. We're back in our bag this week as Christine presents us with some tips and tricks for how to use astrology as an investment strategy, and we cover all the basics for using astrology in your trading. What do the Moon's cycles mean for your trades? Should you risk it all when the Sun and Mercury meet up in the sky? As with everything...

On this week's episode, Christine and Shelby dive into the woo-woo waters and get spiritual! And what better way to bring in the Pisces season?? We Pisces love the esoteric things! That's right, we're taking a deep dive into the Akashic records. Have you explored your soul's many journeys on this Earth? Do you wonder about your soul's purpose? Have you ever had your Akashic Records read? Whether y...

On this week's episode, we have a bonus episode from Christine in celebration of her new e-course, Love and Astrology and new YouTube channel, The Dreamy Piscean! Christine shares frequently asked questions about Pisces when it comes to love and dating and shares insights from a personal and astrological perspective. Do you have comments, questions, requests for readings? Email us at suchapisc...

Hope you brought those study hats back out, friends! Join us as we continue to tackle the ever present debate around Astrology and Religion. This time around, we discuss societal impact, gender roles and so much more. The Age of Aquarius leaves no stone unturned! Plus, Christine shows us that kids say the darndest things, especially when they're Scorpios! And in relatable content, we discuss s...

As we enter into the Age of Aquarius, the theme of astrology in opposition to religion becomes stronger. In this long awaited two-part episode, Christine gives us her dissertation on Astrology vs. Religion and we wonder, as always, porque no los dos?? Especially when it comes to our belief systems. Put on your study hats, and join us this week as we dive into one of the biggest topics of the Age o...

We're back with another STS episode! All sides, no meat this week, as Christine and Shelby dable in their reading, TV and movie reccomendations (some spicy!) and discuss few of their favorite Piscean celebrities. Tune in to see how we compare, and whether or not we'd vibe! For comments, questions, and readings, email us at suchapiscespod@gmail.com. ⁣ ⁣ Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Insta...

This week, our dynamic duo takes on the topic of dreams! Christine and Shelby delve into which astrological placements are more likely to dream about what, discuss some real meta questions such as "Is this a simulation?" and "Are we all dreaming all the time?" and even share a few of their own personal experiences with traveling into the dream realm. All of this, plus our current fave TV and Movie...

Christine and Shelby are back this week from a holiday hiatus with the much awaited part two on all the ways to seduce the signs! This episode focuses in on our spicy fire and cerebral air pals. What does it take to catch a flighty Sagittarius? How do you stand out with an Aquarius? Are you giving that Leo enough attention? Listen as we get into it! We also get into our Relatable Content with some...

Get ready to ride the cosmic waves as we dive headfirst into the astrological rollercoaster that is 2024! 🎢✨ We break down the year ahead horoscopes for each zodiac sign with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of celestial insights. 🌌🔮 From Aries’ daring adventures to Pisces' dreamy escapades, we've got the celestial scoop to fuel your cosmic curiosity. Buckle up, stargazers, because this year pro...

Did you get a Rider-Waite deck for Christmas, and you're not sure where to start? Dive into the cosmic vibes with Christine and Shelby as they spill the beans on Tarot, in an astrology adjacent episode! From Tarot origins to decoding readings, this week's episode is your ultimate guide to unleashing the magic in every card shuffle. Ready to embark on a journey of mystical revelations? In R...

In this episode, Christine and Shelby dive in to the long awaited topic, the Age of Aquarius! Strap in for some heavy meta conversation on what the next 2,000 years or so has in store for us and maybe an on-air existential crisis! Join us as we share our Co-Star horoscopes. And we return to celebrity birth charts to cover 2023's Person of the Year, Taylor Swift. Plus, Christine shares about me...

This week we're having girl dinner! That means all sides, no meat this week on the pod! Join Christine and Shelby for several fun convos, ranging from being friends with exes and their new boos, workplace "families," PMI and premature intimacy in relationships AND our personal Spotify Wrapped! All this plus Co-Star and the monthly Stoner Scopes by Leafly! For comments, questions, and readings, ema...

This week on the pod, class is back in session as Christine shares some astrological red flags that might make you want to run away in a relationship! Break out those synastry charts and know the signs, what to look for, and when to proceed with caution! ⁣ ⁣ In Relatable Content, TikTok and memes have taken our brains! Can you name every song reference in this episode? Shelby just might have a pri...

In this episode, Christine and Shelby continue the discussion of cheating by diving into the astrology of infidelity. Do you have an Aries Moon? Could be a red flag! Are you a woman with a Mars in Capricorn? You could be a boundary bulldozer! Learn the aspects found in people who have been unfaithful to look out for in the birthchart. Plus, the top 3 most cheating a** signs! Send us your comments,...

In this week's episode, Christine and Shelby discuss which astrological signs might be more likely to be unfaithful, but first we check in with Co-Star and share our tales from Thanksgiving! In Relatable Content, Christine and Shelby weigh in on André 3000's new album, revisit the Twin Flame cult saga, the signs as Thanksgiving foods, Shelby learns dressing and stuffing are NOT the same, and more!...

In this episode, Christine and Shelby are talking about how to attract and seduce our favorite zodiac signs! This week, we start with the women and men of the water and earth elements. Speaking of seduction, we talk our favorite fall scents, fragrances the signs will love and Co-Star Chronicles! For comments, questions and readings email us at suchapiscespod@gmail.com. Follow us on Facebook, Twitt...

Christine and Shelby are back for season 4 and as promised, we're diving in with the Scorpio men! The streets have been talking and we've been listening! Shelby shares a shocking story of a scorpion sting, Christine shares some seductive lyrics from her Scorpio fave, Miguel, Drake is giving us problematic Scorpio man energy, and more! Send us your questions to suchapiscespod@gmail.com. Got...

Your favorite Pisceans, Christine and Shelby are  BACK i n your podcast feeds on November 13th to close out spooky season! Like and subscribe now so you can be ready for SEASON 4! Do you have a question about your birthchart? Would you like a north node, solar return or natal chart reading? Email us! Connect with the podcast: suchapiscespod@gmail.com. Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Ti...

That's right, ya'll! We're celebrating our golden anniversary to wrap up season 3! Help us recap the whole season, then stay with us while we give out a few more astrological superlatives. Plus, you know we wouldn't leave you hanging with the Venus Rx right around the corner! We read your retrograde horoscopes to cap it all off. Do you have specific questions about your birthchart, solar return, o...

This week, Christine and Shelby return from a brief hiatus to present the AstroDundies! We're giving out superlative awards, and like true Millennials, everybody's a winner! 🏆Plus, we give our final recap of "The Ultimatum: Queer Love" and find out which couple's astrological placements made for a happy ending after all. As usual, we've got a WILD time in Co-Star Chronicles, and this month's Ston...

ALL SIDES/NO MEAT! That's right, ya'll. This week on the pod, we've got some XL segments. We cover Co-Star, book club (featuring Magickal Astology by Skye Alexander) an astronomy news update on Saturn's moons, celebrity headline transits and even a little Venus in Leo horoscope! Do you have a question about your birthchart? Would you like a north node, solar return or natal chart r...

Happy Pride!! You know what it is! We're celebrating this week with our new favorite show, The Ultimatum: Queer Love. Messy messy and we love it! On this episode we discuss episodes 1-6. Plus Co-Star and Relatable Content! Do you have a question about your birthchart? Would you like a north node, solar return or natal chart reading? Email us! Connect with the podcast: suchapiscespod@gmail.com. Fin...

This week, Christine and Shelby chat about one of the astro-internet's favorite topics to argue about; Is there really a 13th sign? According to some, Ophiuchus may deserve a seat at the table! Listen in to discover where this mysterious sign would fit into the zodiac and what that means for all of our other signs! All this plus some gushy astronomy news, a review of upcoming transits and our...

This week we're crunching numbers with expert guest, Sensei Slaughter. We're talking all things Numerology, including Life Path Numbers, Destiny Numbers, Angel Numbers and so much more! Which of our own personal digits hold the most power? Listen in and find out! Want more from Sensei Slaughter? Find him at queerkaosenrgy.com, on Instagram @_slaughtersensei_ and on TikTok @qkepresentz for...

This week we're talking Zodiac Villain Eras! Find out how Big Daddy Saturn plays a huge role for our mutable signs (Pisces, Virgo Gemini and Sagittarius) this year, and get ready to be the bad guy if you've got heavy placements there. All this discussion, plus a book club update and a listener chart reading to a fellow Piscean! As always, send us all your questions, and birth chart informa...