I'm Grand Mam

In this episodes the lads spill the tea on the difference between Milano's and Pizza Express and Kevin also opens up about his struggle with mastering the art of the body ripple. PJ was recently at his niece's communion and he couldn't cope with how good all the girlies were at the violin and also the priest was a bit of a skit so the lads decide to talk about communions and confirmations for the...

In the last episode of Don't Tell Mam that the lads recorded Kevin mentioned a diva from his youth who used to make everyone line up to give him his birthday presents at his birthday party and if he didn't like the gift he threw it to one side in front of everyone...kind of iconic to be fair to the boy. This prompted the boys to do an episode on BDE - Big Diva Energy - so they did a callout for su...

The year is 2010 and Crystal Swing have flown stateside to perform their hit single 'He Drinks Tequila' on The Ellen Degeneres Show and it all feels like a bit of a fever dream but Kevin can't help but want a pair of Ellen underwear (but his mam won't pay for the customs and shipping). The theme is space travel and the lads talk about the cunty origins of the word astronaut, discuss crazy abductio...

It's a sad state of affairs this week as PJ broke his couch and Kevin fell asleep whilst kissing a boy. In the wake of the UK Supreme Court’s recent ruling on the legal definition of biological sex, the boys take a step back to explore the long, rich and often overlooked history of trans people. Plus they put together a comeback cheat sheet to shut down tired and transphobic talking points. Sign u...

It’s Kevin’s birthday weekend and there’s mischief in the air. PJ discusses spending some lovely time with him mam over Easter and Kevin discusses how hot all the lads are who shop at B&Q. For the theme they do ‘am I the ejit?’ submissions and the lads give their two cents on the girlies’ dilemmas. Sign up to the I'm Grand Mam Patreon for more stunning content: https://www.patreon.com/imgrandm...

There's a lot of googling happening in this weeks episode but it's all for a good cause as the lads reveal the funniest tribute act names that exist around the globe. For the theme they discuss all the weird and wonderful ways people make money on the internet; from ASMR to muckbangs, the lads are on a mission to find out the most lucrative online career in case the podcast goes tits up. Sign up t...

It's been a crazy week with Katy Perry and Gayle King headed to space for absolutely no reason whatsoever other than they can and Kevin reckons Pink is raging because she's been training for anti-gravity her whole life. For the theme the lads discuss prison systems and give their two cents on whether or not they think they're in need of reform and they also list all the little things that annoy th...

Today we have something a bit different for you - it’s actually an episode from another podcast that Kevin and PJ were guests on! It’s called ‘Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams’, the podcast brought to you by EuroMillions from the National Lottery. It’s hosted by the brilliant Sarel and it's all about what the lads would do if they won the EuroMillions jackpot - we’re talking £200,000,000!  You c...

The lads are a little bit worse for wear as they had a big weekend in Killarney with their live show on the Friday and a friend’s hen on the Saturday which involved a lot of hijinks but was a lot of fun and made them come to the realisation that Killarney is actually a skit. The theme for the week is perception and Kevin talks about the pressure he's been experiencing since being referred to as 'c...

The lads discuss the universal experience of setting foot into a Zara store and feeling immediately judged by the employees and the chaotic clothing sizes. Then, because every pride season there's always some deranged straight person harping on about there being no such thing as straight pride, the lads decide to delve deep into hetty lifestyle and culture and discuss what aspects of it they actua...

Kevin has been for a colonoscopy this week which he found really stressful as he had to fast for 24 hours beforehand but was starving after the first hour. He also has a confession to make about the Trocaire 24 hour fast. As it's Mother's Day, the theme for the week is unconventional mothers and the lads read submissions shared by listeners of the people in their lives who, while not their biologi...

The lads start off by giving a shoutout to all the girlies for International Women’s Day and Kevin shares the details of a bad dream he had in which he was nearly cancelled by a group of women when ordering a coffee. The theme for the week is memories so of course Kevin has to give a quick rendition of the absolute belter that is Memories from the musical Cats. PJ maintains that himself and Kevin...

Kevin is fizzing with excitement as the lads are headed to Springfield for the much anticipated Simpsons special episode where the lads talk about their favourite moments from the iconic tv show. Kevin also explains his trauma from competing on Dustin's Daily News when he was nearly beaten by an evil duck in an attempt to win a PSP. In the catchup PJ talks about his new whip, a stunning MILF-mobil...

In the catchup the lads discuss the fact that every stage school in Ireland did a number in their end of year show to Black and Gold by Sam Sparro the year the Fame remake came out and Kevin also opens up about his fear that his memory is no longer what it used to be. Then, because they had some of the manifesting girlies coming for them recently after they were slating some people for spending to...

In the catch-up this week, PJ and Kevin discuss their differing views when it comes to organised fun. PJ is all for it and is wanting to plan a murder mystery night in the south of France and Kevin couldn't think of anything worse. Then, inspired by Charli XCX's song Apple they compare the notion of nature versus nurture and examine just how much we actually inherit from our parents. They also dec...

The first episode of the TV show the lads are involved in has aired and the lads react to seeing themselves make the shift from podcasting to telly and also react to some trolling they received online. Then they decide to tackle celebrity blind items as the theme for the week and tell the girl who said that Paul Mescal ran away from her that this information, if it was true, should never have even...

The lads have an honest discussion about manifestation and conclude that some girlies just need to work a bit harder and spend less time decorating their vision boards. They also give an aggressive and intimidating word of warning to the guy who stole Kevin's iPhone. Then, prompted by PJ's obsession with his luscious locks, they take hair as the theme for the week and explore the notion of a bad h...

On this weeks episode the lads discuss the woman who suffered a stroke a woke up with an Italian accent and both say they'd be raging if they woke up from a stroke with a British accent which is completely fair. The theme is love letters and PJ reveals that he was very fond of sending a love letter to girls back in the day in the form of a limerick as it was the only poem structure he had mastered...

It's finally spring which means it's the perfect time to clear out your wardrobe and sell some of your clothes and send this with An Post and contribute to the circular economy. Prompted by the idea of a wardrobe clear out, the lads go 'back in the closet' and revisit some of their iconic fashion eras and also take the opportunity to same some of their most loved fashion pieces in an effort to cre...

PJ speaks about the stress of taking on a new part-time job as a barista and Kevin tells him that his life would be easier if he didn't throw out manuals. For the theme they discuss art in all its iterations; from primary school frustrations of never being able to draw, to feeling guilty on city trips when letting out a yawn in revered galleries and exhibitions. They also give a special shout out...

The boys kick things off with a discussion about the fragility of masculinity as PJ recently witnessed a man in crisis when attempting to purchase Elnett hairspray. Then prompted by everything that's going on in the world of celebrity with Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, the lads turn their attention to all things legal and litigious. Kevin recalls seeing Legally Blonde on the West End with his m...

In this episode the lads address PJ's Canva addiction and PJ confronts Kevin for not making an appearance at his 32nd birthday party which was Kunty Karaoke themed. They then announce the very worthy nominees and winners of the inaugural I'm Grand Mam awards which they've aptly named The Mammies. NEW 2025 IRISH DATES ADDED FOR THAT'S SHOWBIZ ⭐️ TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/i-m-grand-...

In this episode the lads discuss how back in the day a cleared internet search history used to be a solid indicator that you just wanked yourself silly and criticise Nintendo Wii Fit for calling them fat more often than any bully ever did. For the theme Kevin and PJ talk about consumerism and have a pop at the influencers who are trying to sell you this, that and the other and reveal the name of t...

Before the lads tell you their ins and outs for the year ahead they detail a recent chaotic night out in the George over Christmas where Kevin was kissing all the boys and PJ was ordering single drinks and not getting a divorce. They then discuss what they want to see more of in 2025 and things they can’t wait to see the back of that should be left in the past. Big points of discussion are respect...

Kevin's up in a heap because once again it looks like the cats have been fisting the microphones because they're covered in hair. The lads then discuss some of their most iconic moments of 2024 and decide that it's been a year of peaks which has them a small bit traumatised because they feel like they're due their share of troughs. NEW 2025 IRISH DATES ADDED FOR THAT'S SHOWBIZ ⭐️ TICKETS HERE: ht...