Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Come along for the ride while we get weird on synchronicity, occult occurrences, 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati, the Hum, and the shielding properties of tin foil! 

The second half of this amazing two-part episode is also jam-packed with content! We go deep on geographic anomalies and the ways in which those might be influencing our physical reality. Are UFO sightings and paranormal occurrences connected to earth's energies? Are orders of black magicians blackening our ley lines? Is there a secret geographic component to nuclear fission? Tune in to find out!

The first half of this amazing two-part episode is jam-packed with controversial content! The Brexit! The international establishment opposing it! False flag shootings! Crisis actors! Governments conspiring against their own citizens! Wow! Are we Alex Jones now? Tune in to find out!

Simulation Theory! The Drake Equation! Nazi Fashion! Native American Leprechauns! White House Garden Solar Alignments! OMG SO MANY TOPICS!

In this one, we talk about Silicon Valley's deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk's "one in a billion" chance that we don't live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones's siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.

Wow, what a episode! Advanced subjects include: Psychic On A Leash! Poltershit! Tom DeLonge And His Unified UFO Theory! David Paulides And His Missing Persons! 19th Century Americana UFO Stories! And many other things! Please enjoy!

2 Woke (No Girls) / Skulls For Sale / Back To The Crack / Fourteen Saloons, Two Dance Halls, No Law Enforcement / Psychic Moments / Layers Of Ghost Towns / You Are Not Alone / Describin' Freedom Lovers

Total Bullshit Is Our Bread And Butter / Elvis Is Prince Is Alive / Picture A White Jumpsuit / Intyrely Misremembered / Describin' Memes: The Meme Dad / Shadow Man On Campus / The Greenbaum Speech / Michael Aquino and the Temple of Set

Wiccan Jesus / Archon Elaboration / Lisa Frank Hellscape / It's A Disney World / Aerosmith Themed Everything / Are You Holy Land Experienced? / The Goat Man Claims Another Victim / Why All Our Celebrities Are Dying / Prince Predicts 9/11

Welcome to NAD Episode 51, featuring an array of diverse and stimulating topics such as: How Does A Rainbow Go? / What A Cat Saw / Expounding The Interdimensional Hypothesis / Grey Alien Sex Majick Rituals / Describin’ Gnostic Reptilians / Carl Jung on UFOs / Mini-Bilderberg / The New World Order Commemorative Glock / Earthquake Chat / Name Dropping Moloch / This Chick Is Going Down 

Dad-Chat HEATS UP in Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD! In this month's installment, Aesop and Shelby are joined by their bestest pal and bandmate Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion) to make an attempt at not talking about dicks for 90 minutes. Topics include (but are not limited to): A Brief Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of The Elephant Pajama Joke, Psyllium Husk: Die...

Fifty Episodes! Wha Happened?  In this one:  Squatchin’ Or Skinwalkin’? / Interdimensional Cryptoids / Biggest Ba’als Of Them All / Psychic Bob And The Hathors / Cleophus Brown Sees A UFO  / Weird Mortuary Rites Of George Bush Sr. / Disney Magic Shuts The Door

Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT! 

Describin’ Mutilations! An Amazing True Case of a Mutilated Cow! We Visit the Scene of an Actual Mutilation! Edgar Mitchell’s Psychic Experiments From Outer Space! Sarah Hangs Out With Real Pilots and Gets Real UFO Stories! THIS ONE GOES DEEP.

In this chapter, the beautiful and talented Mike Scheidt (Yob, Vhol) joins Shelby and Aesop LIVE at the Phallus Palace to discuss various and sundry topics, including (but not limited to): Openly Weeping Over Star Trek TNG, A Table For One At Denny's And The Resulting Food Sadness, Train Sounds, Penis Metal, Sharkfuckin'/Fast As A Shark (Depending On The Specific Shark And Type of Transportation I...

We go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care. 

Magickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl! 

It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!  In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense. 

Wow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!

Join your weird conspiracy friends at IllCon for an “illuminating” in-depth discussion of Planet Nibiru and the Annunaki. Spoiler: it was aliens.

Come relax with your pals Cory and Erik while we shoot the breeze about sketchy hotels, frozen heads, Bowie conspiracies, Nibiru and the Anunnaki, the Kaballah, Greys, the Beach Boys, and other chill topics. It’s the Jackie Brown of podcasts!

A Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!

GODDAMN IT PEOPLE N.A.D. IS BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVERRR Supreme Chuckles / Shut Up I’m Still Talking / This Is Ford Country / Fogle's Palace / You Be The Judge / Al Sizzler / Video Game Cover Songs Before They Were Cool / Morning Show Boot Camp / Armenian Lamb Sacrifices

Live From The Sea Of Tranquility / Fake Moon Landing Chat / Apollo 13 Ritual Chat / Nazis on the Moon / Hollow Moon Theory / Soul Trap Moon / Tranquility Lodge 2000

Basically Worse Than Anti-Semetism / Magickal Hollywood J.O. Rituals / Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir vs. Bill Hicks / If You See Something, Say Something / Broken Dolls That Say Satanic Shit