I’ll Give You An Hour: An Infodump Podcast

The final episode of our spooky season shows Trenton and Garrett explores the vast unknown on the SCP forums. Tissue Boxes, Women of Ink, and Creepypastas around each and every corner. Happy Halloween!!

The spooky season still has it's hold on the IGYAH Boys. This week Garrett will be giving Trenton two podcast topics for the price of one. Little Shop of Horrors and famous last words! Scary and Spooky AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Pain. Pain makes us human. Pain lets us learn from our past mistakes and it shapes our future. Pain can come in many forms. For example it could be a video game made by From Software or a co-host of a podcast whipping another co-host of a podcast with an old belt because they didn't get a question meant for nerds correct. Pain is a powerful thing.

From the mind of R.L. Stine, Goosebumps was a spooky book series made for children. So of course Garrett has a bunch of them. Today Trenton will have to endure the most terrifying thing on Earth hearing Garrett talk for an hour straight! Listener beware your in for a scare!

Space is stupid and boring! Why try to find out the wonders of the universe when there is a vast almost completely unexplored world here on Earth. The Abyss! Trenton takes Garrett on a deep undersea tour and gives us a view at the wild creatures here in the dark below.

Garrett leads Trenton (who is here of his own volition) on a nostalgia trip talking about one of his favorite video game series Guitar Hero. We talk about its flaws and what it did great and how the series could be brought back from the dead like a bat outta hell. Let's Rock!!

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in-between to the 1st ever Outtake Symposium. Listen to the best Outtakes and Test recordings from the I'll Give You An Hour Boys Garrett and Trenton. You will laugh, you will cry, you will probably be grossed out at some point such as life. This episode of of I'll Give You an Hour is probably best skipped if you are not over 18. Now with that out of the way p...

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Jello Salad. Two words that should remain separated. When combined these foods will cause nothing but pain and suffering. Maybe Worse???? Today Garrett will tell Trenton about the various Jello Salads out there and how they will break you to your soul. 

Trenton the hiccuping nerd tries to indoctrinate Garrett the Jock into the first church of Mass Effect. Trenton will talk about nerd stuff while Garrett eats nachos while lifting weights and driving his super fast car he built himself.  Wow Garrett's so cool and so humble to hang out with such a pencil-necked geek like Trenton. Anyway what were we talking about?

Trenton needs a help! He doesn't have a date to the Hi Teen Carnival!!! Luckily his pal Garrett brought over  or so film reels filled with 1950's PSA's. Together we will clean up this unwashed oaf and turn him into the hunky horror we all knew he could be.

A non teacher somehow finds his way into a school and tells his class of one the things he heard about the day before. They end up in a mind hellscape trapped for all eternity. I don't know what else you expect from me because that's legit the plot of the episode.

Tyler and Garrett host of I'll Hand You 60 Mins invite local drool boy Trenton to be a guest on our very famous and popular show. We will talk about how Tyler and Garrett met and all the funny and not cringe videos we made in high school.

Trenton is an angry man filled with a deep think paste of hate that fills his brain. Garrett and later Tyler talk about what makes Trenton mad and tell him he is wrong all the way. Stay mad baldy get fricked...

We men are computers. We are not flesh, we are machines with code in our veins. The Guy Code or the Bro Code or the dude code or the penis software how ever you say it it's all ingrained in our systems. Today Garrett Bot.84A1 will converse with Trendroid SN: 8-3271 about the rules of man.

Garrett and Trenton are both very different. When someone says Speed Runner Garrett might assume they mean they like to race in a marathon. When Trenton hears speed runner he gets on all four, screeches, and then beats his chest. Trenton does this when he gets excited and Trenton is always excited to talk about The Hobbit speedrunning community for the Nintendo Gamecube.

The storm rages on and our starvation crazed podcasters are now going insane. In their heavy daze Trenton and Garrett are now in the cult of sailor moon and who was the landlord the whole time. Don't think to much into it we are all going to die.

Stuck inside during a horrid storm Garrett, Trenton, and their landlord waste the precious little time to storm prep to instead talk about how some places have little wacky crimes in their small little towns. Check back in next week for the exciting conclusion to the STORM SURGE SAGA   

Trenton the walking tank, the metal machine man, the suit of armor sultan, the deadly force traman, the spear savior of the woodland one. Talks about the history of weapons and why each one isn't as good as the majestic simple spear.

Food! We all eat it. From the apples on trees to the flesh of an endangered species food comes in many shapes and sizes. Unless you are the United States government of course where food comes in two shapes wheels and pyramids. Today we are discussing what the red, white, and blue wants you to eat to become a healthy and better red, white and you. Hope you like milk!

Trenton loses his job and spends all of his money on a carnival. He was so busy setting this up he forgot he hosts a podcast. So Enjoy hearing the amazing mime performance, seeing the ever so talented stilt walkers, all while smelling the delicious popcorn and drinking unsweetened almond milk by the bagful.

We are celebrating the 20th Episode of I'll give you an Hour this week and we spared no expense! Special Guest host Bubbles the Clown will be appearing with his acrobat dogs bingo and skipper! Then special musical guests room with a view will be coming along to sing songs about sun rooms and 3 piece bathrooms. Also the topic today is rooms in a house. 

Trenton and Garrett, the man of 1000 voices, decide to honor the legacy of their one and only guest Wesley. Who as we all know died in a horrible naked plunge off of the empire state building. He wont be missed.

Trenton tries to replace Garrett with special guest Wesley however this does not work. Wesley has known Garrett his whole life and would never betray his trust. Trenton needs to be punished for his actions made with hate and malice. So Wesley and Garrett spend the next hour telling Trenton all about their old defunct Youtube channel.

Garrett and Burtron the Dog (The new and funnier host of I'll Give You an Hour) talk about bones, tug o war, and the evil mailman. Trenton will not becoming back sorry.