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It's a return to post-hardcore as one of us is forced to listen to Thursday's 2001 album, "Full Collapse!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Car ownership tips for the lazy! We learn what record labels to avoid signing to! And one of the dumber Google searches ever executed on our show! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a ra...

This week we welcome back Zack Zarrillo of Bad Timing Records to serve us our Blink 182 expert as we walk through their 2003 untitled album! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: The inside scoop on publishing rights! Embarrassing music in front of parents! And Ramsey discovers that there is such a thing as serious Blink 182! And so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a fu...

It's an anniversary, so Ramsey takes over once again! There are three stops on this podcast train: a long-awaited Limp Bizkit show recap from Heather, and two Machine Gun Kelly-related surprises. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: "This is the worst one you've ever done," says Heather! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating...

In an episode we've been waiting to do for a long time, Heather and Ramsey head to New Jersey to listen to the one and only Garden State soundtrack! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: What we remember about the plot of this movie (and the commentary track)! We reveal Zach Braff's real name! And a soft launch of our Coldplay podcast: The Codpast! All this and so much MOR...

Heather and Ramsey decide to throw open the windows and play a song to get ready for summer weather! Ramsey plays by the rules and Heather chooses violence. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Summer in Brooklyn: illegal dirtbikes, loud phone calls, and empty streets! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It help...

This week, our Patrons voted and they gave us a Yellowcard! We listen to their fourth album, 2003's Ocean Avenue! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey crowdsources jokes! Heather can't believe a reference from Ramsey! And tales of seeing bands in concert way more times than we needed to! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us...

Producer, performer and King Googler Patrick Cotnoir joins us to listen to the Billy Joel album, 12 Gardens Live ! He treats us to facts, stories and even a musical performance! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: The story of an upstate sea serpent! Video iPods, Weird Al, skipped songs, and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on iT...

We put out a call for help a few weeks back, and our listeners rose to the challenge! Our Harry Styles mystery is solved and we listen to Hellogoodbye's "When We First Met!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Our listener's suggestions! Summer songs! And a guest appearance from a bird! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating...

Heather and Ramsey reach all the way back into the 1990s as they discover NFG's earliest work! And the worst bonus track in the history of music! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather invents a game! A whole lot of Florida talk! And seriously, the bonus track is truly terrible. All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating...

This week we have our first multi-generational podcast as return guest Matt Fisher brings his son and podcast co-host Keaton along to talk about the soundtrack to Disney's Encanto! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Plot descriptions, etymology lessons, laughs, (fake) tears and more! Plus, Keaton launches a bid to return with another very special episode! All this and s...

Heather needs our help! She's been trapped indoors, trying to figure out what the new Harry Styles song reminds her of! Ramsey isn't any help! Can you help solve the mystery of "As It Was?!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey's show/s report! Heather's legacy show report! And what kind of stepdad is Harry Styles? All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out o...

Heather and Ramsey record an EMERGENCY EPISODE! Machine Gun Kelly has just released "Mainstream Sellout" and superfan Heather is going to listen to it on the air for the first time! Also, Ramsey is there! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather's unusual status! Why is the word "the" so funny? And some animals are clearly in trouble! All this and so much MORE! Wanna...

The funny and delightful Eric Cunningham joins us to talk about his first ever CD: 1997's Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery soundtrack! What a gas! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Pre-NFT Internet grifts! SNL movies and non-SNL movies! And Eric is a Shrek denier! (Allegedly!) All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a r...

Heather is a devoted Counting Crows fan, so when a friend recommends a cover of a beloved song, she is obligated to give it a spin! This week: Girlhouse's "A Long December!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We just saw The Batman! We rank the seasons! And why this album is WAY HEAVIER than the last Counting Crows album! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out...

We return to Death Cab for Cutie and examine their sophomore album, 2002's "We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes." The label said there weren't any singles: we disagree! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather has Rare Strep! Beatniks, baseball and Brothers & Sisters ! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on iTunes...

The Internet's own Byron McKoy stops by to introduce us to CKY's 2001 album "Infiltrate•Destroy•Rebuild!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Jingles, bops and ditties! Worrying posters on teenage walls! And so much Jackass discourse! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel goo...

Machine Gun Kelly returns and Heather and Ramsey are obligated to discuss it! This week, he and Willow Smith are here with their new song: "Emo Girl!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We're riding high on a new Jackass movie! Ramsey shows character growth! And which of your hosts has seen Jennifer's Body ? The answer might surprise you! All this and so much MORE! Wann...

Ramsey and Heather have a long history with SLC Punk. Heather loved it in high school. Ramsey doesn't believe it's a real movie. Today, they listen to the soundtrack that may or may not exist. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Blondie invented rap! Ramsey knows a lot about Dead Kennedys for some reason! Who is alive? All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on...

Heather and Ramsey get to the bottom of what Jail Socks are as we listen to their song brand new song "Spinning!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: A Disney Adventures tangent! A discussion of 10 Things I Hate About You minutia! Macaulay Culkin! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps...

In this episode we learn that our Patrons pay money to torture us as we are forced to listen to Alien Ant Farm's 2001 album ANThology. We somehow survive the experience. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We add the V! Heather can't spell! And Ramsey attempts to sing all your favorite 2001 hits! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give...

Our patrons wanted more Alkaline, so we brought our expert David Anthony to guide us through! This week we listen to The Alkaline Trio's classic(?) "Good Mourning!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey falls in love with Draculina! Heather knows what olive oil is! And a look back at Alkaline listens past! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future...

We figure out exactly what The Hush Sound sounds like as we listen to "Wine Red," and several other songs that are definitely not "Wine Red!" Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We still love Snakes on a Plane ! What is the hush sound? And glory fades, but Gloria does not! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on iTunes !...

What better way to start the new year than to listen to The Lonely Island? This week, Heather and Ramsey have a grand ole time with the soundtrack to Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: A review of Station Eleven! A tribute to a fallen box turtle! And Seal! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us...

He brought us At the Drive In. He brought us …Trail of Dead… In 2022, our friend Adam Maid is back with a playlist that can only be referred to as Adam's Songs. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey only speaks in Beatles! Adam speaks with Eminem! And our predictions for 2022! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode?  Give us a rating on...

It's time to close out the year, and one of our Patreon Bonus Episodes has escaped from the vault! Enjoy this wrap-up of Ramsey and Heather's most-played songs of the year and if you like whatcha hear, join us on our Patreon at patreon.com/ifyourelistening