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Get PUMPED and do your 21st pull up for today's radical episode, full of all the sex, drugs and rock n roll you can handle! Nathan gets vocal problems during one of his rock and roll concerts and Kyle has his lunch money stolen by an eight year old girl and seeks his revenge! Down with the man! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, i...

Get ready to sing the Badger game song, take your mint condition Nathan out of his original packaging and join in with all of our much loved, ever present classic catchphrases in this latest fun filled bonanza of a podcast. This week Nathan goes in for some much needed plastic surgery and becomes a celebrity icon whilst Kyle enters into some illegal badger fights resulting in him meeting a wizard...

Nathan is busy working on the handsome report when his office is attacked by sentient Lava, to gain refuge he must take on one of the toughest choices of his life, meanwhile Kyle gets into a drunken bar fight resulting in being cursed by a leprechaun. We gain audio commentary and there's a lot of talk about the game; oh the game, so many wonderful times at or during the game and that person who di...

Get some righteous rightness from two righteous right dudes in this latest magical episode where Nathan upsets an all-powerful genie and ends up getting himself cursed, then Kyle decides to get hypnosis from his therapist after years of frog related trauma. After being hit repeatedly in the face with a fish he is a changed man. Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that a...

This week there's not one but two returning guests joining Kyle on the chaise lounge. Guests Nathan and Jess travel to a theme park where they encounter a chainsaw loving clown. Later Kyle becomes Jurassic park and must bring back an extinct animal. Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong. If anyt...

In this fact filled episode, Kyle and Nathan hit you in the face with a mighty bunch of fact sandwiches and come up with brand new phrases that have always been in fashion. Nathan then gets abducted by some old enemies and ends up with a difficult choice to make on some very strange islands. Kyle meanwhile takes a bath and ends up with super powers! We also go all scientific and discuss the butter...

In this weeks thrilling episode Kyle is joined by Amy Lyne, school technician and runner of red lights. After ending up in court with a crusty old judge Amy must choose a life altering implant. Kyle meanwhile travels the world eventually finding a famous lost city before ending an entire civilization. Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accu...

Kyle is joined by guest host and karate ninja James who upon testing his new super powered suit ends up in a spot of bother. Then we accidentally turn into the sonic the hedgehog fan podcast for half an hour before Kyle gets caught cheating at a 16bit video game and falls into a world of craziness himself! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent...

In this weeks episode, Nathan has some success on the ponder dating app, but ends up with two dates on the same night; classic sitcom madness ensues - Kyle explores the sewers and finds the secret underground kingdom of the crocodile men; after insulting the crocodiles and their way of life he is sentenced to perform one of two tasks. What could they be? Join us on our nonsensical journey filled w...

In this crazy new episode, Kyle gets new glasses, Nathan gets an intriguing letter from a Nigerian prince, Kyle talks about his new glasses, Nathan heads to the local skate park, Kyle gets new glasses, Nathan has to make a crazy youtube video and Kyle gets new glasses! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, yo...

(There were some weird audio problems with this episode but I've managed to cobble it back together somehow, hope you enjoy the fruits of all my sleepless editing efforts) Claws and Fangs, Claws and Fangs, everybody loves, Claws and fangs! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong. If anything that...

In this unlucky episode number 13 Kyle is joined by not one but two guest hosts: Ashley and Kaylie and even a special hidden guest too. This means you get three scenarios for the price of two! We begin our journey when a mad scientist kidnaps Ashley and Kaylie after a night of hard-core raving and their lives are changed forever. We all go on one big holiday together and after some body mutation K...

Whilst out on a drunken binge Nathan decides to get a unique tattoo when tragedy strikes; we give a sneak peak at our nine thousand dollar tier podcast, Kyle knocks over an old witch, gets cursed and possibly ruins the entire universe Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong. If anything that exist...

Nathan is back on the podcast calling from a secret undisclosed location. In this special episode we discover all about Nathan’s tragic backstory and find out exactly how he managed to break out of a maximum security prison! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong. If anything that exists in any f...

With Nathan safely in prison for another week Kyle and guest host Jessica Minshull get into some scrapes of their own. Whilst trekking through a foreign country Jess falls in with a group of tribes people who have a unique initiation for her to perform whilst Kyle commits murder on his way to get ice cream and ends up having to make a tough choice of his own. Join us on our nonsensical journey fil...

With Nathan currently in prison, Kyle has found another Nathan to help out with the podcast! Kyle and guest host Nathan Greensmith talk disappointing birthday gifts, dinosaur aviary’s and the awfulness of people named Brad. Nathan try’s out two new potential jobs that could change his life forever, whilst Kyle encounters a talking shoe…. Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific fa...

Get four scenarios for the price of one in this egg filled adventure! Kyle and guest Oliver talk Pokémon theory and stumble upon an intriguing question, Oliver is then visited by Egbert god of eggs and Kyle has to decide on his new role in life before being thrown out of a portal to likely doom. Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate,...

In this latest donkey arsed episode, Kyle and Nathan discuss the planets of the fourth dimension and the looming war on orphan city. Kyle shows off his scientific skills in bounce technology and a fall down a rabbit hole leaves Nathan with a unique new body size. Gotta catch all those bridges! If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warne...

Welcome to orphan city, in this latest issue of Nathan’s favourite comic book we discover obscure new words like Mortarboard and shallot. Heroes and villains origin stories are revealed, Kyle gets his face in a magazine and Nathan gains super powers! If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned! Find Kyle on twitter:   https://twit...

In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan create their own fantastical and unique Christmas movie. Nathan goes on a psychotic murder spree for a full hour and Kyle finds his one true love. It’s the perfect Christmas episode, with talk on hardcore drugs, skinning Santa Clause and multiple bloody murders! If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t...

In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crochet croquet and Dragonforce’s latest hit song. Nathan then takes a fateful cruise and Kyle makes a hard decision that will affect the future of his cashew empire forever. You’ll want to give your top dollar to listen to this gem of an episode. Continuity galore! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts th...

In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crafting hedge sculpture animals, cinema etiquette in the UK, their upcoming murder mystery novel, training ducks for the ballet and try to use their imaginations to pretend that it is Sunday instead of Saturday! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t beli...

In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus potential theme tunes for the podcast, stoner aliens who are definitely not crazy, going back in time and rewriting harry potter, gripping slogans, medium Jim and of course buck buck buckaroos! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wro...

In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus the pros and cons of wolf whistling at gangsters sisters, fighting rabid kangaroos, the joys of wearing crotch-less trousers and taking mystery pills that could potentially regrow a penis! Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong. F...