If Anyone's Listening

As we were going gonzo mode in the Motel 6 parking lot in Indianapolis we encountered a character who was kind enough to hang out with us for an hour.  Now I am telling you right now we have no control over what strangers say and I do not believe in censorship when convenient for me.  Anywho enjoy  SORRY THE AUDIO IS ROUGH I LITERALLY CANNOT GET FILES OFF THIS BUNK ASS FIELD RECORDER.  EPISODES WI...

I apologize for being two weeks late.  I have been in a weird spot.  This episode was very fun.  I hope you enjoy it and thanks for one of our biggest months of downloads of all time..... things are changing.  Cant thank anyone who downloaded an episode enough.  We met at a campsite in central Indiana to hang out, meet, and bond over a fire in a chilly midwest night.  With episode 100 coming up so...

You are now listening to the number one most ineligible bachelor and podcaster in the industry.  Now that story arc is over we are back to real life.  Back to the digital trenches with nothing but a camera, microphone, and a newly fueled fire of raw drive and motivation.  The world is my oyster that I will podcast in.  We will never stop podcasting.  "IF EMPURE IS WITH US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST...

Digital Marketing Guru and creator of the legendary facebook group "Shitposting in Asia Ironically" Chris Tweten joins If Anyone's Listening to discuss his group and actually living in Asia.  Topics include: Begpacking, bad translations, sex tourism, exploitive influencers, why Indonesian people wear Nazi insignias and more! Shitposting in Asia ironically was a really fun Facebook g...

This week we sit down with the heart and soul of BAMFOMANIA... DAVE aka SULTAN SATIRE and his esteemed colleague Razz Nasty, live from Grand Rapids, MI.  We had quite a few brews and the conversation flowed like water... really really funny water.   The dawn of a new era has begun.  Covid can't keep us contained to Zoom any more.  Our powers are growing with each release. Follow the fellas Su...

We talk about a Coen Brother's esque hate crime, the Y Bar allegations, and Joe Biden saying the F word.  Talk about an action packed episode. Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW. PLEASE. WE NEED TO TRICK MORE PEOPLE INTO CONSUMING THIS CONTENT.

Now that we are entering the 100 range mark for podcasts, I felt like its time to extend our reach and introduce some new characters into the IAL lore.  I found Russian comedian from Moscow, reached out to him and here we are.  It couldn't have gone better.   From Michigan to Moscow, we talk comedy, accents, Chinese tourists, polish MDMA, expat comedy, and most importantly why everyone in Rus...

Mr Bea... I mean CEO Digger is back to talk posting, my dive into the polyamory subreddit, and other wildly interesting topics in the standard IAL fashion. please leave us a 5 STAR review and follow the IG @ifanyoneslistening follow us on twitter @Empure. US @CEOdigger

Austin, Mitch, and I record a podcast because I got too drunk Friday.  To be completely honest, I'm a little bit drunk right now.    I said a lot of wild things that I regret SO WE RE-DID IT.  YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL BUT WE TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUS FR FR...  Happy Easter please tell a friend.  We need downloads.

Alex of Bamfomania crashed our cast again to disrupt our podcast about Chet Hanks declaration... Its going to be a white boy summer. 

The Genocide of Tomato Town, Chrissy Tiegan at it again, a wholesome Roblox enthusiast, and a 43 tweet schizo post from an English House wife... all covered by 3 idiots on a zoom call. On this farm to table podcast we explore these topics with pre-nut clarity. Follow the fellas IG: Bumpcontrol IG: IfAnyonesListening Twitter: @Empure_US @NuttedOnMyBalls 

Fresh off my 10 hour car ride from Nebraska, we record one of our greatest podcasts.... It's safe to say we are dem boyz (of podcasting).  This one was a labor of love and felt like we were really in our lane on this one or maybe I was just drunk and delirious. Thanks for listening folks I truly appreciate it.  Please leave us a 5 star review so we can trick more people into listening to us....

I don't know why I even try to do a topic based episode with Bamfomania.  We talk about sexy cartoon characters, Alex choking himself while beating off,  the myth of bisexual white women, and that hot ass bunny rabbit from Space Jam or whatever who cares. I woke up with a sinking suspicion I said some problematic shit but thats just called podcasting baby!  I would plug the podcast but Alex m...

Two REGIONAL geniuses  provide a highly intellectual social commentary on local geniuses we found on Facebook.  This was a labor of love and was a gift from god.  Thanks for listening folks.   IF ANYONE'S LISTENING IS ABOUT TO SNAP SOME NECKS 2O21.  

Wow being alive is great.  We've entered a new era in the IAL Canon.  There has been a paradigm shift.  Who knew this was possible? Follow Austin on Twitter @NuttedOnMyBalls

We hopped in the Twitter trenches for this week's guest & cracked a few cold ones. We do this for the love of the game. Follow us on IG @ifanyoneslistening  Follow Mr Beaner here https://twitter.com/ceodiggler Follow us if you have to... https://twitter.com/EMPURE_US https://twitter.com/nuttedonmyballs

This was recorded about a week into our new sobriety LOL. I think we may actually have some sober pod swag what can I say.  Thanks for listening I don't feel like writing a bio today.  Follow the gang IG: @ifanyoneslistening @bumpcontrol @anilladakilla Twitter @empure_us @nuttedonmyballs

An episode from the vault that I was very drunk for.  I don't want you to think we are off the wagon lol.  Anyway hope you enjoy, this will be the last drunk episode for a long time.  Its hard to believe we've been doing this for 80+ episodes lol.  I'm told we are getting better tho... who's to know? Follow the IG @ifanyoneslistening

All my homies hate Quibi except for David I guess Listen Bamfomania here https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969

THE $1.7B FAILURE OF "QUIBI"  BROKEN DOWN BY 3 DRUNK GENIUSES.  The most expensive app no one asked for crafted by 2 apex boomer brains with seemingly unlimited money. Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on iTunes so we can trick more people into listening  Follow us on IG @ifanyoneslistening @bumpcontrol Follow us on Twitter @EMPURE.US @nuttedonmyballs

This was recorded in Dec 2020 but now that Car Crash has risen it felt about time to drop the episode.  Edboy from Car Crash is back in the mix with some knowledge and insight.  Follow us on the gram @IfAnyonesListening Check out his podcast, the do great work & I fr fr listen. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/car-crash/id1504360330

Well Austin and I are going sober to start this year.  Austin says forever but im not drinking due to boredom and tryna quit smoking cigs.  Anyway we got a lot of shit we want to accomplish in 2021... rumors of a patreon have some street level chatter. Who's to say? 

A NEW CHARACTER EMERGES! SHORT STACK WILLY UP IN THE IAL UNIVERSE. We talk pyramid schemes, gambling, and the power of KettleBELLS.

idk why this didnt upload smh

What an action packed episode and I feel like we are in our bag on this one.  Off 8+ white claws and 2 laxatives from 2007 is apparently what I need to enter podcaster mode.  We talk Tom Cruise rant, how tapas are complicit in genocide, and a bunch of other shit.  I am pretty drunk writing this and didn't listen to the episode so let me know if I should delete this one lol.